(im just kidding)


*updated with 90% more eyebrows, and updated caption*


hrm. whut?

i didnt use my good art stuff, except on the skin. i couldnt find a cheapo marker in that color. also fuck crayola for making such a dark grey. :U

also my hair isnt that red. but w/e

i dunno why you would, but dont repost, just reblog

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“icb u find me funny i dont even find me funny”

“ok Baby Grill”

“i had a jinjja phase oncei think i still have a jinjja phasejinjja”


“ugh I need a theme I’m gonna combust”

“some peopled ont think its a joke sometimes and it givves me headaches”

The Intern - Part Four

Part One / Part Two / Part Three / :) / Part Five / Part Six / Part Seven / Part Eight / Part Nine / Part Ten (Epilogue) 

Pairing: You x Jungkook

Summary: You join a group of foreigners apart of an internship with BigHit entertainment that will lead to a possibility of a full-time job. Nothing goes as expected when everyone makes you the enemy and you unexpectedly befriend Jungkook.

Genre: Angst & Fluff

Word Count: 3772

Warnings: Heavy drinking (lmao), mild amount of swearing

Author’s Note: Thank you again for all the feedback! I appreciate every single word as posting these has been a huge frightening jump out of my comfort zone. Again, thank you so much! 

Amidst your state of shock, you felt someone pull you up and move you out of the closet and in someone’s arms. When you looked up, you found Jungkook had a firm grip on your good arm, yet looking over back into the closet. You glanced over to where he was looking and Sophia was grabbing the knife from Isabella, who looked liked she was about to break down in tears, while Namjoon was pulling her off the floor. Instead of saying something to Isabella, Namjoon turned to you and Jungkook. “Take her away.” He ordered. “Where?” Jungkook asked, his voice cracking. “Anywhere.”

Jungkook obeyed turning away, grabbing your hand, and walking down the hallway. You had no idea where you were nor did you really care to pay attention. You just felt numb to everything and you just began to shake. Feeling your uncontrollable hands, he stopped in his tracks and turned to you. It was dark and you could only see from the moonlight shining in through the windows. He reached forward and lightly wiped the tears from your cheeks - ones you didn’t even realize were there. He looked at you so gently and held his hand on your cheek for a moment surrounded by the dim lights until he broke away and led you further on. The two of you came to a door, he knocked, then entered. “Hyungs… it’s Jungkook.” he whispered.

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I have been asked by the amazing (and evil) @thejumpingmushroom to answer all the questions. @charlesczerny @violetflowersandflames I’m tagging both of you since you asked for a few questions as well. Figured I’ll answer them all in one go. 

1: Name: Melissa Ann P (ya’ll dont need my last name)
2: Age: 21!
3: 3 Fears: Closed off spaces, spiders, & failing.
4: 3 things I love: BNHA, my job, my eyes.
5: 4 turns on: personality: i love when people are smart and funny and it’s amazing, neck kisses for definite, biting also…, and just loving me for who i am.
6: 4 turns off: i dont really have any turn offs? other than being rude to me or someone i care about. 
7: My best friend: i have a few best friends, and they all mean a lot to me. so i dont necessarily wanna tag anyone because i’d forget one. but just know that i love all of you ok. 
8: Sexual orientation: i’ve been working on this for awhile, since i don’t exactly know. all in all, i’d say demiromantic asexual. 
9: My best first date: i have never been on a date…yet. 
10: How tall am I: 5′4″ or 162CM if that’s easier
11: What do I miss: being a kid and not having to pay bills.
12: What time were I born: 8:59 PM
13: Favorite color: pink, blue & red
14: Do I have a crush: i dooo, and she knows too. which still makes me happy. 
15: Favorite quote: “Fuck shit up, but don’t die.” @hanatsuki89‘s Doujin After UA is one of my favorite things to read.
16: Favorite place: my bedroom. Just kidding, i don’t really have one since i don’t necessarily go anywhere. 
17: Favorite food: pizza, pasta & ice cream.
18: Do I use sarcasm: me? neverrrr. (obviously ok, i love making puns too)
19: What am I listening to right now: Saturnz Barnz - Gorillaz one since it’s jainy’s favorite song (or one of them) plus it’s really just nice to listen to.
20: First thing I notice in new person: comfortability level. i need to know if they’re comfortable around me or not. 
21: Shoe size: i wear men’s shoes because they’re more comfortable on my feet while i’m working. so it’s a size 10 depending on the shoe. sometimes it’s a 9
22: Eye color: brown/hazel. it depends on the day and what i’m wearing so it’s hard to tell
23: Hair color: brown
24: Favorite style of clothing: i like jeggings and tank tops a lot. it’s my go to outfit when i want to look dressy but not get ressed up. 
25: Ever done a prank call? i dont think so? but i never was one of those children/teenagers that did stupid things all the time. only like once in awhile would i do something stupid. 
27: Meaning behind my URL: well, mel is my nickname. and lemillion is the hero name of one of my favorite characters in BNHA so i mean, perfect combination
28: Favorite movie: anything disney TBH. it’s my go to when i need to cheer up. another movie would be spaceballs because it’s funny as hell. 
29: Favorite song: I’ll Fight - Daughtry
30: Favorite band: Shinedown
31: How I feel right now: happy as fuck, also disgusted by something that just happened but, MOSTLY HAPPY AS FUCK
32: Someone I love: my doggo jewel!!
33: My current relationship status: well that would have to depend on a certain someone *cough*
34: My relationship with my parents: i’d say its pretty okay most days. sometimes i fight with my mom for a few minutes, sometimes it could be for a few hours. i don’t necessarily see my dad, but i know he doesn’t really accept that i like girls. 
35: Favorite holiday: i dont rly have one unless i can count my birthday. it means i can stay home and sleep to my hearts content. 
36: Tattoos and piercing i have: i have one that i got while i was with my ex… i need to have it covered up with so
37: Tattoos and piercing i want: i want to get a butterfly to cover up the tattoo i have. something colorful
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: um well it was an ex that convinced me. however, i made some pretty great and amazing friends by being here so i’m glad i stuck around
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: i hate her honestly, i really do. i’m not sure if she feels the same tho. but considering it was her that started ignoring me first…
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: @thejumpingmushroom sends me snaps, and they’re the cutest things ever
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: well considering it waws my mom. i’ve kissed her on the cheek does that count?
42: When did I last hold hands?: i dont actually remember. probably two years ago before i broke up with my ex boyfriend. 
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: 20 minutes tops, considering i used to have to be up and ready to go within a moments notice when i delivered news papers. 
44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?: yep yep, last night to be exact because i thought i’d be wearing a dress today but i didnt. 
45: Where am I right now?: my bedroom! listening to Gorillaz while on the phone with @the-three-holy-wolves
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: hmmn, well i havent ever really been drunk before. but i usually drink while i’m at home anyway so i dont have to endanger myself or others. especially since i dont know how i’d be like
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: it really depends on where i am and what’s playing. i tend to listen to louder music when i’m at home so i can ignore everyone. softer music while i’m driving. when i’m in the car with my parents, that music gets turned up so i dont have to hear them talk about nonsense. 
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: i do, but only because it’s cheaper in the long run on me. since homes in the USA, especially where i live, can be extremely expensive. 
49: Am I excited for anything?: OCTOBER. also sunday, sunday too. 
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: not really? i mean, i don’t have that many friends to begin with. so i don’t really tell anyone that much of anything. 
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: uhh, i’d like to say never but that’d be a lie. so i’d actually probably 75% of the time? it really depends on who i’m talking to and where i am. like right now, i’m still super happy and they can pry my happiness from my cold dead fingers. 
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: tonight! i hugged my grandfather before i left his place. because i miss him so much, and it’s hrd to see him while im always working. 
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: whelp, considering he’s married with children. i’d say good for him. but also punch him for cheating on me. 
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?” not really? i mean, i’m pretty selective about who i trust. about who i tell anything to because i’m worried they’ll talk about me. so i’m very very selective
55: What is something I disliked about today?: hmmn, nothing really? i mean, i got my new phone. i guess the only thing is that i had to use the last of my money to get it. but i was saving the money for that anyway. 
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: @thejumpingmushroom 
57: What do I think about most?: nothing really? i mean, i dont necessarily remember much of anything anymore. all i know is that im happy and i deserve to be sometimes after everything. 
58: What’s my strangest talent?: uhhh, i can walk talk, read & chew gum all at the same time?? does that count?? i can also read upsidedown and backwards
59: Do I have any strange phobias?: hmn, im claustrophobic. so it isnt necessarily strange. other than that i dont really know? i mean, i’ve never experienced anything so bad that would bother me if it happened again. except break ups, those are…difficult. 
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: behind it please, i’m not always a fan of pictures. tho i’d be willing to take pictures depending on who im with that exact moment. 
61: What was the last lie I told?: most likely it was lying about being okay. even tho things bother me pretty badly. i dont ever let anyone see that;; 
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: i’m pretty okay with both? i like video so i can see the persons facial expressions. though just hearing a voice makes me less nervous. 
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: i’m pretty firm believer in aliens. ghosts too, there’s no way that something moves from one side of my room, to the other. unless a certain dog of mine is dragging it. but there’s never teeth marks and nobody even dares to touch my stuff. i will cut off fingers depending on the person. 
64: Do I believe in magic?: i dont have a reason not to? but i dont have a reason to either so im kinda like, eh about it. 
65: Do I believe in luck?: that i do, without luck, i wouldnt be where i am today. 
66: What’s the weather like right now?: right now? its pretty cool in my room. its about 75F right now. 23C for those who arent in the USA bc we americans suck and have different measurements than all of you. 
67: What was the last book I’ve read?: probably something from the percy jackson series. unless the BNHA manga counts lmao
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: i actualy do. i dont know why but??
69: Do I have any nicknames?: people call me mel, melly, mellymel, mello, missy, i answer to just about anything tho. (im also a sucker for cute nicknames but sadly i dont have any)
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?: i had 70 stitches in my leg once because i was stupid. i tried to climb on the room, but shattered a window instead. 
71: Do I spend money or save it?: i…cannot save a penny for the life of me. i am literally always spending money and its usually on food LOL. but also bills, like, car payment and stuff. 
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: nope, im not that amazing. 
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: yep! my new phone case~
74: Favorite animal?: OWLS
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: sleeping actually
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: his full name is Satan Hell Fire thank you very much. 
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen!!
78: How can you win my heart?: its actually not hard. just believe in me, and tell me that i’m worth it even when i dont think i am. 
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: “My life was a giant meme.” 
80: What is my favorite word?: fuck
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: @thejumpingmushroom @milocchi @franeridart @gonecrabbin @violetflowersandflames
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: i’m just not saying anything right now. i’d probably tell everyone to just be themselves?? but i also dont want them to do that if it’ll get them hurt or anything so like, yall: just know i love you and i am rooting for you. 
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: probably LMAO i wouldnt put it past a few of the “family” i have.. 
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: FLYING. so i can visit everyone i want to. and eat some rad food from all over the world. 
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: if my parents ever ask me if im going to get married. 
86: What is my current desktop picture?: it’s a picture of amajiki, mirio & kirishima from BNHA
87: Had sex?: yep, i felt so disgusting afterwards. 
88: Bought condoms?: never
89: Gotten pregnant?: never
90: Failed a class?: once or twice
91: Kissed a boy?: unfortunately
92: Kissed a girl?: yes, once
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: nope, i’d like to tho.
94: Had job?: have one yep, i work at an amusement park!!
95: Left the house without my wallet?: i have occasionally done this, and i am guilty of that. 
96: Bullied someone on the internet?: never
97: Had sex in public?: no
98: Played on a sports team?: softball, i was so bad at it LOL
99: Smoked weed?: once, it was gross.
100: Did drugs?: no
101: Smoked cigarettes?: yes, when i get stressed. but i’ve stopped. 
102: Drank alcohol?: yessir. once or twice a week 
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: no sir
104: Been overweight?: yes
105: Been underweight?: no
106: Been to a wedding?: no
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: all the time
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: binge watching movies yepp
109: Been outside my home country?: barely been out of my STATE
110: Gotten my heart broken?: yes..
111: Been to a professional sports game?: nope, i’m not a fan of sports
112: Broken a bone?: never
113: Cut myself?: purposely? never. accidentally, yes. 
114: Been to prom?: i dont wanna talk about that night. 
115: Been in airplane?: no sir
116: Fly by helicopter?:again, no
117: What concerts have I been to?: none except at school.
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: yes, and i do now. 
119: Learned another language?: i speak a tiny bit of french, but not very much. 
120: Wore make up?: definitely, i used to rely heavily on it. 
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: ….yes.
122: Had oral sex?: …again yes
123: Dyed my hair?: i have, not recently though.
124: Voted in a presidential election?: nope, im not registered. 
125: Rode in an ambulance?: a few times
126: Had a surgery?: shockingly no
127: Met someone famous?: nope
128: Stalked someone on a social network?: never
129: Peed outside?: when i was a kid probably
130: Been fishing?: i used to enjoy it
131: Helped with charity?: no, but i should. 
132: Been rejected by a crush?: i cant say that i have, since i dont usually talk about my feelings much. 
133: Broken a mirror?: surprisingly no. especially since i’m really clumsy
134: What do I want for birthday?: i dont really have anything in mind since my birthday isnt until December!