(i'm really bored)

Kinda fucked up that we consider worker bees and ants to be female even though they have absolutely no way to reproduce properly in order to sustain a hive without a queen and are therefore inherently genderless, assuming that insect gender is based purely on anatomy. Why do we confine bugs to our gender binary when a third, semi-neutral gender could obviously and easily exist??? Listen. They’re sexless.

star trek otp prompts cause I’m bored:

  • meeting at a diplomatic dinner and trying to escape it together
  • you’re the new crewmember and I’ve been volun-told to show you around but you’re not so bad so we should get a drink after this
  • one’s a starfleet officer and one’s the first member of a race they’re meeting in a first contact mission
  • obligatory starfleet academy au
  • “I knew we shouldn’t have gone into the holodeck because now we’re stuck in this due to a ship malfunction.”
  • this shuttle was a lot more roomy before I started realizing I was attracted to you
  • sexting on padds is pretty dangerous if you almost hand it in to your supervisor
  • the old stuck in an alien prison isn’t as romantic as spock and kirk’s reports make you think it is
  • meeting again after being separated on different ships/station assignments for a long time
  • our alternate reality selves are in a relationship and that has me thinking
  • homeworld trips where everyone assumes they’re dating
  • I know we agreed to keep the romulan ale incident out of our reports to starfleet but I think we should talk about it
  • warning: telepathy
  • cuddling after a hard mission
  • we mixed up our uniforms but I’ve been so tired I didn’t notice this morning but everyone else sure did
  • “I’m sorry I had to kick you when you were possessed and just let me know how I can make it up to you.”
  • watching nebulae and other pretty space things together as a date
  • no starfleet au where your alien who just crash landed in my backyard and surprise we fall in love
  • I hallucinated/experienced your death somehow and I’m emotionally torn up about it
Random Shit You Wanna Know

1: Do you always smile for pictures?

2: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

3: Have you ever peed/pooped in the woods?

4: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

5: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

6: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

7: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

8: Can you change the oil on a car?

9: How many languages can you speak?

10: Are you stubborn?

11: Ever watch soap operas?

12: Ever used a gun?

13: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

14: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

15: Do you believe in ghosts?

16: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

17: What do you wear to bed?

18: First concert?

19: Own any record albums?

20: Own a record player?

21: Do you want kids?

22: What was the last book you read without skipping through anything?

23: What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?

24: What is the most random thing you’ve ever watched all the way through on Netflix?

25: If you could trade lives with one person for an entire day who would it be and why?

26: If you were going to go to the movies alone, what would be the perfect film for you to watch by yourself?

27: What is your favorite Wikipedia article? (Hush. Everyone has at least one)

[[Feel free to add stuff]]

Keith: You got the stuff I want?

Hunk: Yeah, I got you. *passes Keith lactose free milk*

Keith: What is this mess?!

Hunk: But you’re lactose in-

Keith: I know what I’m getting myself into! Now give it!

Hunk:*sighs, gives Keith regular milk* What’d Lance do this time?

Keith: He smiled. *starts chugging milk*

Books I Wish Existed

Reapers: The Untold Story of ‘I Fucking Told You So’ - by Commander Shepard (Autobiography)

Can It Wait a Bit? Calibrations 101 - by Garrus Vakarian (How To)

The Prothean and the Primitive - by Javik (Romance)

I Am NOT The Shadow Broker! But if I were … - by Liara T’Soni (Non-fiction. I mean, fiction … definitely fiction)

Check Out My Guns! - by James Vega (Note: Do not put in the weapons isle. He’s not talking about actual guns)

Grunt - by Grunt (Mature adult section)

So Your Girlfriend’s an AI with a Robot Body: Tips On How To Make It Work - by Jeff “Joker” Moreau  (Relationship Advice)

Interspecies Sexual Intercourse: Best Positions and Tips for Aftercare Relating To All Species - by Mordin Solus (Medical)

Head Canon Random... I’m bored (?)

Licorice (16 years old): Mother, now that I’m officially a teenager I think it’s time that you treat me like a man and not like a spoiled child!

Ivlis: You’re late for school, put on a sweater…

Licorice: Yes mother!… What was I in? Oh yeah! You can’t continue to take extra care of me as if I…!

Ivlis: I left you lunch in your backpack. I made you heart-shaped cookies.

Licorice: Thank you, mother! … I got lost again … Aha! From now on I will be a man and I can take care of myself!

Ivlis: You get the ponytail… -He ties it back.- Ready.

Licorice: Thanks … I got lost again! … Oh yeah! So no more cursis mimes in front of anyone, nor childish details or any of that!

Ivlis: Come on, you will be late. -He pushes him lightly to the door and kisses him good-bye.- See you in the afternoon, sweetie!

Licorice: Bye, Mom! -He can not even take a step, and he’s already figured out what happened- DAMN IT!

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