(i'm not sure about this names

But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon?

Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never quite seem to fold right

None of the King’s advisors or doctors can explain it, no one can remember anyone who might have cursed the royal family, plus sire she’s clearly yours still I mean look at those eyes

They just kind of accept it and keep her in a tower so no one tries to slay her

The queen or castle servants reading bedtime stories to the toddler princess, who’s made a nest of her favorite toys and some jewelery she stole off her mother, and when she laughs little puffs of smoke come out of her mouth

The king being so proud when she flies across the room for the first time

And once the princess comes of age, confused knights breaking into the tower to find a twenty foot long dragon sitting at the vanity getting her horns polished by her handmaidens

Edit:

oh wow, I was not expecting this to be popular at all @_@

Due to popular demand I am… going to attempt writing this. By all means, that doesn’t mean anyone else who said they wanted to or who might already be doing so has to stop, especially because I’m sure we’ll have different takes on it. Just, yes, I am going to write it, and yes it will probably take a while but you’ve all gotten me excited enough that I really want it to be a thing, one way or another.

I think the most underrated bit of genius in 17776 is the overlap with real life items. Items, not really places or people. So far all of them have been related to the main themes of 17776 in some way:

Bee States Ballroom: doing busy work because not only can you afford to do pointless work, it’s the only thing you CAN do in your current situation

Livermore Bulb: eternal but meaningless life

Koy Detmer balls: arbitrarily enforced scarcity and conflict for pure entertainment value. also football

The fact that this much information is being expressed through objects goes in line with what Nine said about humans becoming machine-like. In their quest for entertainment and meaning, humans have centered their entire lives around things that would normally be incredibly boring and worthless.

Every human we’ve met has been totally dedicated to whatever game they’re playing and all of its bizarre conditions. Nobody does anything for the hell of it anymore, they need something concrete to work towards, no matter how stupid it is. Sure, there are mentions of people that don’t play football, but even these people are completely sunk into their daily routines and a sense of constancy.

The most human beings in 17776 are machines millions of miles from Earth. They deal with immortality well because they were always supposed to be immortal.

Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever
  • *opening theme*
  • *Marinette does something clumsy while talking about how much she looooooves Adrien*
  • Her hot friend who should be a main character: You should tell him you like him!
  • Marinette: OMG NO BECAUSE OF REASONS
  • Adrien, conveniently nearby: lol, I'm hot and so is that Ladybug chick. We know nothing about each other and routinely lie to each other and our closest friends. That's a solid premise for a relationship if I ever heard one!
  • Someone, somewhere in Paris: *experiences a single moment of negativity, no matter how petty or temporary*
  • HAWKDUDE: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, IT'S AKUMA TIME
  • Evil Villian: Hello, I am Ridiculous Name von Badfic. Prepare to be minorly inconvenienced!
  • *recycled animation sequences*
  • Chat Noir: M'LADY.
  • Ladybug: my life is a dumpster fire
  • Chat Noir: *terrible puns*
  • Ladybug: I'm rethinking every decision I've ever made.
  • HAWKGUY: This time my plan is sure to work even though it never has before and I keep doing the same thing over and over!
  • *fighting*
  • Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM *gets a random object* LOL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
  • *thinly veiled use for the item appears*
  • Ladybug: Gotcha! *recycled animation sequences* No more evil doing for you, little akuma.
  • Chat Noir: So Ladybug you wanna f--
  • Ladybug: LOL BYE
  • *credits roll*
I Don't Know
  • Sam: Your name is Dean Winchester. I'm Sam, your brother. Mary Winchester is your mom. And Cas is your best friend.
  • Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. Sam is my brother. Mary Winchester is my mom. Cas— Cas is my boyfriend.
  • Sam: Good Dean! That's go— wait...? What? No! Cas is your best friend!
  • Dean: Are... Are you sure about that?
  • Sam: I... I think so...
  • Dean: ....
  • Sam: ....
Every single pokemon character is autistic

Every single one. Like maybe there are some nts but only like one percent.

Evidence:
- it is a social norm to not make eye contact unless you are going to battle
- most trainers specialize in one type aka special interests
- no small talk. It is acceptable to introduce yourself by talking about whatever the fuck is in your mind and then going straight into a battle
- speaking of which, that youngster that says shorts are “comfy and easy to wear” totally has sensory issues that make him hate jeans
- random ass npcs will infodump you on miscellaneous aspects of the game. That o-pin guy in x/y totally has o-pins as a special interest
- all the player characters are partially nonverbal, they can usually only say “yes” and “no”, and they use scripts to order their pokemon in battle (names of moves and stuff like “the foe is weak! Get ‘em (pokemon name)!” No one finds anything notable about this or anything wrong with it
- the reason battling is turn-based is because many/most people have slow processing time and it’s considered honorable to respect this and allow your opponent to time to think
- the emphasis on collecting/trading and how it’s such a common hobby in that world.
- Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of pokemon, is autistic
- I’m sure there’s other evidence I’m forgetting

But basically this is canon and no one can convince me otherwise

Potter Potter Potter
  • Draco: Ugh, it's always 'Potter Potter Potter!' Why is everyone so obsessed with fucking Potter?!
  • Pansy: *sigh* Draco, that's literally just you. You are the only one obsessed with Potter
  • Draco: What?! Don't be ridiculous. What about the constant rumors??
  • Pansy: You started every one of those rumors
  • Draco: The stories in the Prophet?
  • Pansy: You mean the stories you came up with and then gave to Skeeter?
  • Draco: Well explain to me all the whispered conversations I hear when I'm *trying* to get work done?
  • Pansy: You talk to yourself when you do your homework
  • Draco: The badges with his name on them?
  • Pansy: You made those
  • Draco: The songs about him?
  • Pansy: You again
  • Draco: It's not just me! The other Slytherins all make fun of him too!
  • Pansy: You threatened to ostracize us if we didn't regularly antagonize him!
  • Draco: Well surely you can't imagine I'm responsible for the rampant speculation about his sex life
  • Pansy: You literally started a betting pool about the size of his dick.
  • Draco: All the girls asking him to the dance?
  • Pansy: You offered fifty galleons to anyone who swore they would take him and then not touch him
  • Draco: The invasive fantasies about his mouth?
  • Pansy: You— wait, what?
  • Draco: The shrine to him under my bed?
  • Pansy: Oh my god

being a biologist working in the chemistry building is weird because everyone knows me on sight and will say that they’ve defs seen me around, but no one knows who i am or who i work for, and people in my own lab don’t know i’m not in the chemistry department and get very confused when i talk about things like committee meetings, but on the other hand, none of the biologists not in my direct cohort know i’m a biologist and get confused when i show up to like, department events, so i’m basically just an unknowable science cryptid haunting the hallowed halls of higher learning with my ice bucket

gendry “i hate nobles” waters: btw did i tell you about my dad, the rightful king of the seven kingdoms, robert baratheon, first of his name, father of my own good self? because yes he’s my pops and i love him with all my heart even though i didn’t give two shits about him until yesterday. i am telling this to YOU jon, because i want to make sure i’m honest with you and not at all because i’m hella into your sister–

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Call Me By Your Name by André Aciman // Bordighera, View Of Cap D'Antibes, Peaches, The Sheltered Path by Claude Monet

my bpd ass: i have literally no idea who i am

some fucko: but do any of us really know WHO we are? surely it is the deepest part of human nature to question existence, and wh-

me: thanks denise, but every time i look in a mirror i dissociate five inches to the left, i forget what my name is, and if you asked me what things i enjoy i would be UNABLE to tell you unless i had already made a list

If this gets 50 notes I’ll tell you all how badly I pronounced torbjörn’s name when I first played overwatch.

Sometimes I think about how amazing the 25th Anniversary concert was, like we had Ramin and Hadley slaying it as Enjolras and Grantaire, and Norm Lewis as Javert and don’t even let me get started on Samantha Barks. And I think hey, let’s watch the 25th Anniversary concert again….

And then.

I remember.

You know who.

anonymous asked:

Pidge quick, before they get back, tell me all the strange secrets, specifically about Keith, I'm sure he does weird stuff. Come on quick before they get back

Pidge: KEITH CUDDLES A STUFF ANIMAL NAMED LIL’ LANCE!

Keith: PIDGE!!!

Lance: Photos or it didn’t happen.

Pidge:

Lance: omg…

Keith: … why… do you have that?

Pidge: You should never trust me with sleepovers.


A.N. Couldn’t think of anything.. so I’m projecting.

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narigonsinparangon  asked:

Wo hen hao, ni ne? I'd like to ask you about Asian looking people in general. I know this girl that looks like Asian (I can not tell exactly from where) but I'm sure she's German, even if her name sounds (let's say again) Asian. Would be very unpolite to ask her about her roots or ethnic? I have this other friend who is completely black and is always complaining about people telling her that she speaks very good Spanish, even when she was born in Madrid.

I don’t think it’s a good idea. A lot of non-poc (and poc, nbpoc, everyone) do this but the basis of asking about someone’s ethnicity is trying to fit them into specific boxes. Even if someone is part German, part Swedish, part Peruvian, part Sri Lankan, they might look to you as if they belonged to a “different ethnic group” and that just shows many people have preconceived ideas about race, ethnicity, and culture (including names that sound ethnic).

I know people will say that I’m being super extra, but the truth is, these questions are problematic because yt ppl rarely get asked “what are your origins”? You never ask a yt person if they have “Scandinavian” roots because they have very light hair and they are tall. However, as soon as someone has slightly almond-shaped eyes, people ask “are you kinda Asian?”…. 

This just shows how much poc are fetishized and thought of as “exotic”, which is demeaning and belittling to our identities. This is a question that segregates a poc from the rest of the group because of their name, skin colour, features.