(his kind of fun)

Okay, my brain kinda went crazy so have some more AUs???

  • Yakuza AU (”head of the yakuza with a heart of gold AU” kind of): Person A is the head of the yakuza/maffia, they were ambushed and they got away but got badly injured so they just collapsed in an alleyway, mind all hazy. Person B noticed them, silently treated A’s injury and called the first number in A’s phone and told them to pick A up then left. After this person A really wants to meet this person but has no idea how, so they are just roaming near the place they collapsed. One day, person A, roaming the area again, sees this person (person B) without an umbrella in the rain and A offers theirs or to share.
  • Teacher-student AU: Person A is a new teacher and person B is their student who finds the new teacher aesthetically attractive and person A notices it and grabs every opportunity to tease person B about it. However, person A actually falls in love with person B as they learn more about them.
  • Humming AU: “I heard you humming this tune when we passed by each other in the corridor IT’S BEEN 3 DAYS NOW AND I CANNOT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD, I CAN’T FOCUS OR SLEEP, I’VE BEEN SEARCHING THE WHOLE SCHOOL/CAMPUS/APARTMENT COMPLEX FOR YOU, AND I REFUSE TO LEAVE TILL YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THIS“

Anders: I always thought it would be fun to be a pirate.

Isabela: More fun than starting a revolution?

Anders: I’m not sure I’d call that “fun.”

Anders: When I was stuck at Vigil’s Keep, I dreamed of stealing a ship and sailing to exotic lands… When I left the Wardens, I tried to plant a rumor that that’s where I went. Even mentioned your name a few times.

Which hxh character you should go to prom with:

Gon: yes go to prom with him he is kind and fun to be around..have U seen his date with palm? He is a lady killer
Killua: no he’d be too busy focusing on gon 2 care about you
Kurapika: he’d be a pretty good date but if he saw a spider he would freak out and destroy everything then everyone would have a bad timeit will be a big risk id reccommend not going
Leorio: yes
Hisoka: do I even need to answer this
Chrollo: yes!!! Perfect gentleman he may be a mass murderer but he sure knows how to treat his date (refer to the EP he was being fake w neon)
Feitan: maybe he’d be the type that wouldn’t be into dances but he’d go for U also U can probably get there by motorcycle and afterwards hed take U behind the McDonald’s parking lot and tell U it is a cool abandoned place where he does his fake deep thinking

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barn owl guy (no name as of yet) and his students

appearance: short (average height for his kind), barn owls wings white hair and barn owl feathers down the sides of his face, long sharp claws, yellow eyes

history and personality: he was born to a large family and as a child was made fun of for being unusually feathery for his kind (the human equivalent of being hairy in a way) this resulted in him being rather quite and introverted and perhaps what lead to him choosing to become a licenced assassin as a profession 

he later takes orphaned crow twins under his wing (pun intended) who are nothing but trouble, he claims that he is teaching them the triad but he more or less acts as their mother and father 

levelheaded and calculating he comes off as cold and unapproachable,but he’s just awkward, quite and doesn’t know how to interact with people very well or express himself, he has a hard time making friends through if he considers you one come hell or high water he will do anything  to help 

he carries himself elegantly and is polite if a bit abrupt at times, he has a very sensual presence to him which can make people uneasy, can be vary frighting if he chooses

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LOL. OMG Why Am I see this as a fic prompt. Fitz or Mack with cold nipples and needing someone to warm them.

OhMYgod I’m cackling. CACKLING! Oh, gosh. 

Like. Fitz just walking around the base with his arms crossed up high, and Mack kind of pokes fun at him until Fitz brings his arms down and just POINTS at his nipples. “They can cut glass, Mack! GLASS! Koenig refuses to turn up the heat, and I am already wearing three layers.” And Fitz just pouts, completely put out, barely notices Mack coming up behind him until there’s two large, warm hands being placed on his chest. “It’s all good, Turbo, I got you.” And Fitz is just… blushing up a storm but for the first time since they got to the Playground his nipples don’t feel like they are about to freeze off. 

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Soooo I got hit on today! What even? I’m obviously completely uninterested but tbh it was kind of cool that someone found me attractive even though he’s never met me before. It was in the middle of the pit area of robotics and he just spouted some absolutely awful pick up lines at me but hey. It is bad that this made me feel good? Not in an oh I’d date you kind of way, but in a hey someone actually thought I was attractive enough to say something about it. I dunno. Bae, you’re 1000x better but I thought it would share this with the few people that follow me because it was equal parts lame, hilarious, and confidence-boosting. So yeahh that was an adventure…