(hi bff!)

“I had hardly completed my course at the Real Gymnasium when I was prostrated with a dangerous illness or rather, a score of them, and my condition became so desperate that I was given up by physicians. During this period I was permitted to read constantly, obtaining books from the Public Library which had been neglected and entrusted to me for classification of the works and preparation of the catalogues. One day I was handed a few volumes of new literature unlike anything I had ever read before and so captivating as to make me utterly forget my hopeless state. They were the earlier works of Mark Twain and to them might have been due the miraculous recovery which followed. Twenty-five years later, when I met Mr. Clemens and we formed a friendship between us, I told him of the experience and was amazed to see that great man of laughter burst into tears.”

–Nikola Tesla

“My Inventions: The Autobiography of Nikola Tesla.” Originally appeared in the Electrical Experimenter Magazine, 1919.

anonymous asked:

Smashtown's name is Ashton Ramsey and he is one of Armie's best friends. His brother Tyler introduced Elizabeth and Armie. Ashton has written under the pic of them and Bruckheimer that Timmy is one of his favorite people. A lot of Armie's bffs & team like Nikki (his childhood bff and Evelyn, his publicist) always comment under Timmy's pictures and they hang out. As a longtime Armie fan, this rarely happens. They really are great friends and it makes me so happy!

DAMN y’all know so much

  • Pidge: Oh man, do you remember the first time Hunk corrected Iverson in class?
  • Lance: Yes! That was the best day of my life...
  • Keith: I remember Lance getting detention for three weeks when he tried to film the look on his face
  • Hunk: That's funny
  • Keith: Yeah it was-
  • Hunk: Because I thought you didn't remember Lance from the Garrison?
  • Keith:
  • Lance:
  • Pidge: Oh my god


Lance pokes fun of Shiro being a merman (not an actual merman unfortunately), and pidge and hunk, defending their father’s honour, dares lance to take some of Shiro’s classes (he teaches people how to become merppl n all that w allura). 

Lance takes the dare and finds out this guy from one of his classes, whom he has a one-sided rivalry with, goes for mermaid lessons as well and *insert oh no he’s hot moment here*

anyway there’s lots of pining and swimming and mermaids and keith being obsessed with the mythical merpeople n lance finding it endearing as hell

[edit:] I’m not planning to write this however I will be building upon this au If you wanna write this or whatever could you link it to me? I wanna see it :D

“I’m a loner,” Logan says, as he video chats with his bff Nightcrawler (or Elf, as he calls him) from the headquarters of one of the 17 non-x-men teams he’s on, mid-conversation about the health and progress of various teammates and students. His phone rings. It’s a picture, from Jubilee, of a squirrel that reminded her of him. He replies with an ‘unamused’ selfie, but his day is made. 


“Derek never hated a day as much as the one, when Peter proposed to ask none other as Stiles Stilinski for help. Mage and insufferable pain in the ass.”

It’s finally finished :D

Victor & Chris - Museum Guide

• Chris and Victor start the guide with complimenting each other for a job well done and toast, clinking champagne glasses together (and unlike Yuuri, no one gets sloshed here)

• Chris comments that it seems like someone is listening on his and Victor’s conversation, and says that eavesdropping isn’t a good hobby

• Chris asks if the listener wants to see his “mature eros” and remarks that “the ice is going to be soaking wet with our hot steps”

• They arrive at the area with the costumes and Chris explains that the inspiration to his short program opens with a shower scene….

• Porno-style jazz music starts to play in the background

Chris: Tonight, you are mine… Come, don’t be embarrassed. Look at me, you’re mine, come closer. Ahh, once, twice like that, let me teach you something good about how humans move…

• Meanwhile, Victor starts moaning Chris’ name in the background and making a variety of pornographic noises while Chris is talking

Victor: Ahh, baby… I-… ughnnn, ohhh, Chris, ahhh, come, hold me tight, ahhh, open your heart… Chris! Ahh, Chris, amazing!

Chris: …Hey, Victor…. can you shut up?

• It is honestly really, really, REALLY difficult to focus on anything Chris is saying when Victor is MOANING SEX INTO YOUR EAR
• Also everything Victor says is in English. e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g

Moving on…

• Victor and Chris start talking about Yuuri at the Sochi banquet. Chris remarks about how Yuuri was “extremely entertaining” to which Victor replies that Yuuri was also “amazing” at the Barcelona banquet

• Chris remarks about how he didn’t think he could lose to anyone at pole dancing

• They come up to the part of the museum where there’s a Makkachin tissue case and Victor starts excitedly talking about how he saw it was featured on tv in Japan.

Chris: Victor, I can teach you how to properly use… Makkachin’s tissue case
(…I think Chris was making a masturbation joke here but I can’t be sure)

• Chris asks Victor if he remembers ten years back, during the European Championships when Victor won gold and Chris made his senior debut, remarking that they’ve both come very far since then

Victor: You were so cute back then! I had no idea that you were gonna become such a precise Eros machine

• Once they get to the Kiss&Cry, Victor observes that Chris’s glass is empty and offers to get him a refill of champagne

Chris (alone): This was the first season without Victor. When I first saw Victor acting as a coach, with Yuuri at his side, I thought it wasn’t like Victor at all, he was so serious… But seeing him at the GPF, in the Kiss& Cry… it really was like the same Victor that’s out on the ice. I was jealous of Yuuri. I want to be able to show Victor my true skating as well.

Victor: Thanks for waiting, whatcha talking about?
Chris: …A private matter….

(Chris sounded really sad about not being able to skate against Victor, yet also happy for his relationship with Yuuri at the same time. Poor conflicted bb)

• Chris and Victor reach the end of the museum, with Chris making a remark about how fun it was.

• Victor counters that he wants to see the REAL Chris, the kind that he gets to see at banquets….

Victor: Look, there’s no one here, this is perfect, and look! I have a Makkachin tissue case!
Chris: Victor, you always want too much… Do you really want to see?
Victor: Yep, show me!!
Chris: Fine… Makkachin pole dance… start!

• Chris starts pole-dancing with the Makkachin tissue case, saying Makkachin’s name repeatedly, and… it gets weird. Avert your eyes, children.

Chris: Makkachin! Makkachin! Makka-chiiiiii~n!
Victor: Wow, amazing!
Chris: Makkachin’s tissue case is dancing too! Makkachin! It’s Makkachin!
Victor: Excellent!

Chris: Ahh, Makkachin! I’m coming, Makkaaaachiiiiiiin!!!

The End
(I’m traumatized)


I had the sudden urge to draw Mikleo ina  dress and suddenly Elven prince Mikleo and Adventurer Sorey AU happened, what.

Hope you like the designs, i had a ton of fun with them :)

Here’s the full original doodle of Mikleo in a dress:

Things that Yuri Plisetsky does on his birthday
  • wakes up later than usually and goes to the kitchen to angrily remind Yakov and Lila that he’s not doing anything today because it’s his birthday (not like he mentioned it about 500 times this week)
  • his 16th birthday so he’s practically an adult now and they can kiss his ass (maybe he says that in other words. or not)
  • reads a super nice text from Yuuko, a short message from Otabek with “so you have birthday today or not” and asking if they may talk later and then some really weird and creepy yet amusing posts on Yurio’s Angels forum
  • eats a big and against athlete’s diet breakfast that said Yakov and Lila prepared for him totally not because it’s his birthday or anything
  • gives a new toy to his cat since he doesn’t know when the cat’s birthday is anyway so they may celebrate together
  • shuts the front door in Victor’s and Yuuri faces after they start to sing him “happy birthday” in Russian
  • dies from embarrassment
  • lets them in only because they seem to carry a lot of birthdays presents with them
  • complains about every single one but when Victor offers to return them to store almost breaks his arm
  • goes to rink because Worlds still are coming and he needs to wipe these idiots out there
  • is lifted by Mila 16 times because of some weird tradition she heard of
  • swears to kill anyone who publishes a video of that on Instagram
  • skates a bit for fun
  • gets super excited seeing his grandpa watching him from the side
  • (it was a surprise that he’ll come to St Petersburg, Yakov paid for tickets)
  • eats katsudon pirozhki with his grandpa
  • shares some with anyone on rink too and they show him the super big cake they bought for him
  • eats a lot of cake telling them all how disgusting they are
  • shows his favourite places in St Petersburg to his grandpa and drinks some hot wine from him (he hates its taste but he’s almost an adult ok)
  • makes grandpa stay with him one more week
  • comes back home only to call Otabek immediately
  • tells his best friend how he’s birthday’s weren’t so bad even with all those self-absorbed morons around
  • gets excited when Otabek says he has something for him too
  • though he plays it cool
  • but then dies again realising this is a link to an actual playlist made only for him with songs produced by DJ Altin™ 
  • goes to sleep after listening to it about 17 times and calling Otabek to say it pretty decent
  • “best birthday of my life” he mutters to his cat before falling asleep

Can we talk about something real quick?!

In this scene from the newest short, I could only imagine how angry Winston would have been after seeing his friend (I argue best friend) disappear. Like I don’t really see people mention how good (best) friends Winston and Tracer are!

-Winston makes Tracers chronal accelerator and in her words “But my friend Winston would not give up, he kept at it, day and night.” Essentially giving Tracer control of her powers. Also, he is present her during her training.

- On Winston’s computer, Tracers and his photo sit on top of all the others, including one of Dr. Winston (essentially his dad) and Winston as a baby!

- During the recall, Tracer is the first to answer Winstons call. 

-During the first short Winston and Tracer are fighting alongside each other. 

- They spend Christmas with each other gosh darn it! 

AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF! Winton FUCKING ONE PUNCHES Doomfist after seeing his (best) friend disappear! BFFs.