(hes awesome omg)

anonymous asked:

lmaoo bernie bros LOVE to smugly hurl that 'u support slavery' shit at black hillary voters but they go mute when u remind them that the city bernard was mayor of used prison labor as well and he did fuck all to stop it

no joke they’re like “well he couldn’t control that” even though…. he was…. literally…. the actual fucking mayor… yet did/said absolutely nothing.

to quote notorious hrc: “people in covfefe houses shouldn’t throw covfefe.”

anonymous asked:

The greatest thing ever happened. A guy came to talk to me earlier today and said "hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" and I looked at him (hoping he'd get the hint) and said "no bc i slid down on a rainbow" and the guy just looked at me and then said "ooh, how so angel?" and I stared @ him and said "gay. I'm gay." and the guy legit said "oh thank god my friends dared me to do this, i haven't come out yet" and now we're friends and he's awesome i'm so happy

omG THATS SO CUTE DO I HEAR FANFICTION I THINK YES

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Martin Sensmeier Testifies on Promoting Healthy Lifestyles for Natives - March 29th, 2017

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@kanaffitti ❤ thank to my jap heavens fans 💙

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- Why don’t we stop pretending that I’m brilliant and you’re simple, for one moment?

happy-little-ghost  asked:

Remember that AU in which Mari is a cool punk and Adrien is super nerdy and the crushes are bent? What if Nino tried to set up something so Adrien talks to Mari for once, so he goes and tells her that Adrien wants to get his ear pierced but he doesn't want to go to a tattoo-piercing shop cause his dad keeps track on where he's going and would kill him so maybe she (who pierced most of the girls ears when wearing many earingsbecame popular a few years ago) could do him a favor because (1/4)

His dad wouldn’t get suspicious if he’s just going to a classmate’s home for a school project, right? So they set it up and Adrien goes to his house and he’s super nervous but Mari is like super chill about it, they hang out in the bakery and talk and it’s all cool until she hands him some ice and asks him where does he want the piercing and Adrien kinda panics because he didn’t really want one but Mari is already cleaning a needle and WHAT WHY IS SHE USING A LIGHTER WHAT THE HECK (2/4)

but Adrien doesn’t want to chicken up not now that maybe she thinks he’s a little cooler so he just blurts “on the side of the left ear” and prays for the best because SHE’S PUTTING THAT NEEDLE THROUGH FIRE BUT HE’S GONNA SUCK IT UP and in the end it doesn’t hurt that much tbh but there is some blood and Mari is so. close. to. him. she practically has to sit in his lap and grab him by the face to keep him still because the kid wouldn’t stop moving and then she asks him if he has an earing (¾)

and he’s like “um no” so she’s like “fine I’ll lend you one of mine until it heals” and she gives him this baby silver earing with a ladybug in it (you all know the ones I’m talking about) and tells him that if he doesn’t cut his hair he’ll be fine and that also he’s pretty brave which leaves Adrien all heart eyes over her. Bonus: When Mari notices Chat wearing HER earing her reaction is “THATS MY EARING. THE EARING I GAVE THE NERD. THE CAT IS THE NERD”(4/4)

Double Bonus: when Mari notices it’s been months since she pierced him, he still hasn’t taken it off

Omg

Omg

I need this in my life so bad u don’t even know like wow holy heck

~mariquita