Summary: A certain family member comes to visit and he has things to say, much to a young man’s distress.
Warnings: Mentions of past abuse, emotional abuse, attempted physical harm
Word count: 4,413
Requested by @princeasimdiya12!! Hope you enjoy it; I really enjoyed writing it ah!!
“You did what last year?”
“Oh c’mon Ford, don’t act so surprised. I’ve been doing dumb shit like that since we were young.”
“Okay, sure, but these were young kids. Don’t you think that was a little bit of overkill?”
Stan shook his head, grinning mischievously in Ford’s direction, making his way through an opened pack of gummy bears he had snooped from the bowl by the front door. When Ford continued to stare at him disbelievingly, Stan waved his hand, talking past the gummies in his mouth.
“Hey, in their defense, none of that even worked! Not even the ‘sausages-as-intestines’ bit, and I thought that was pretty intense.”
Ford’s face screwed up in amusement before biting into a chocolate bar. “I’m sure it was,” he mused sarcastically. A moment passed before Ford’s brows drew down, in obvious confusion.
“Then how the hell did you manage to scare them?”
Stan let out a gruff laugh, patting his protruding gut. “Turns out old people are gross, but else is new?”