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ooh ow

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

my hand is officially dead but here is more altean prince iwaizumi + designs :’D

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宿題をしてこなかった時の言い訳スペシャル🌟(Reika Oozeki

Things you say when you didn’t do the homework Special🌟(Reika Oozeki

Things you say when you didn’t do the homework

Elementary School
I forgot to do it

Middle School
I did it but I forgot to bring it

High School
*flips off teacher* IT’S IN THE TRASH

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when black hat is feeling nice

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Woops my finger slipped.

POTTERLOCK AU

I just love how her eyes are blue and his eyes are green in the photograph.

Ravenclaw and Slytherin