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Anyone else?

Me: okay no eating today.

Brain: but. Your mom just bought Oreos. Why don’t we eat them all today so then they’re gone and they won’t tempt you

Brain: also. There’s some ice cream left in the freezer. You should finish that up as well

Brain: and if you eat Oreos and ice cream your day is already ruined so why don’t you order pizza. I know you’ve been craving pizza.

Brain: and now that you’re in an all out binge you might as well pour yourself a bowl of cereal. Cereal is your favorite binge item


special thanks to @welcome-to-witchcraft for submitting this. i am losing my mind