(do not lie)

anonymous asked:

Last year me and my two other orchestra friends convinced our band friend that a marching orchestra existed. She still believes it to this day

I shit you not, I know someone whose school legitimately has “marching strings.” I do not lie. it’s madness

I refuse not to be a part of Pocky day

After being a k-pop fan for a while, you notice people have two types of biases:
1. The ones they wanna cuddle and drink hot cocoa with. Typically called “pure” and “angel.”
2. The ones they wanna fight to the death with. Typically called “disrespectful” and “greasy.”

My entire life just flashed before my eyes.

I need to stop writing porn on my phone.

My auto-correct now corrects the word “good” to “good boy”, “don’t” is now, “don’t stop, please don’t stop”, and “my” tries to offer up the phrase “my cock in your mouth.”

And a new one I’ve just discovered while attempting to text a family member, “need” is now “need you inside of me”

So every text is now like playing Words With Friends except the game is actually Russian Roulette with the very probable outcome of a fully loaded sex phrase and lemme tell you I have never been so thankful I stopped to look at what I was typing before I hit send.

More Xros Wars AU thing~ in XW, Nene becomes an Idol in Hong Kong right? well, here Lapis will become a musician with her band Knife of Gay “Water Witch” also this was mostly inspired by that poster of Yamato in this same pose and I tried to copy the background as well :3 also I forgot how to properly color OTL and for the sake of the otp, a peculiar nerd will be her manager.

Peri can’t see shit btw

my least favorite thing is where I don’t intentionally procrastinate and instead just suddenly find out that I totally didn’t do the thing and it is now too late

I hate that thing


one gifset per episode  
shigatsu wa kimi no uso 「 四月は君の嘘 」 ► departure  ( 04/22 )

Maybe there’s only a dark road up ahead, but you still have to believe and keep going. Believe that the stars will light your path, even a little bit. Come on, let’s go on a journey! ” ( spring will be here soon )

Why I don't show people my sketchbook
  • What I say: my artistic soul is poured into this book, my very essence in the form of paper, pencil, and marker, so I simply couldn't bear to show my most private inner thoughts and feelings
  • What I mean: it's full of gay boys