160914 — dingo’s style101: boyfriend looks that girls like

anonymous asked:

😲👈😜This is knock-off dingo🐶🚫🐶. You can get🤑💦💦 at any bargain bin😫🙄💦😏. Nothing special,🙄😓💩✋ and only got the job👮👲🕵️‍♀️😝 done the first few times😶😘😭👏

this better not be a counterspell to the knockoff dingo-shooing hex I casted earlier 

I couldn’t resist going again with Floof Wars. Here we see what fugly Australian animals love doing most – plotting to kill every other living thing in Australia. To explain who these critters are:

Cassowary – Massive, eternally pissed-off bird keen to disembowel you with its raptor-claws.  

Funnel Web Spider –  Deadly toxic spider with fangs as big as Dracula.

Inland Taipan - Quite simply the most venomous snake on the planet.

Redback Spider – Enjoys cosy warm house interiors, and killing you.

Tiger Snake – Aggressive deadly snake eager to pwn you.

Blue Ringed Octopus – a painless little sting that results in a quick vomiting death.

King Brown Snake – get bitten and you’re dead in a hour.

Australian Salt Water Crocodile – Doesn’t wait for swimmers, comes looking for you on land.

Box Jellyfish - Been stung? Prepare to die in agony within 5 minutes.

Dingo – always thinking about eating babies.


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