(dafuq)

A short poem about my life

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rookie342  asked:

*comes back to the blog and sees what happened * Dafuq what you guys do to hawk dis time?

Summary:
Ww3 over Frisk and Chara’s gender
part 6 came out, and people are now freaking out over their biological genders
People asking for part 7

:^)

anonymous asked:

"There is not enough room here for both of us." -Trquble

“Sure there is, you just gotta wiggle a little bit.” she responded with a small smile. “And the only other option would be fore one of us to go take a space walk.”

“I’m not in the mood to die right now and I won’t let you go out there to die either. You’re stuck with me.”

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Lay is a savage and Suho’s face is just like “dafuq?” lolol

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Made with Vine
Yoongi is thirsty
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anonymous asked:

Jeez people have some crazy dreams around here while I jut have dreams about weird murderous ladies and zombie apocalypses

I HAd a dr eam of myself e ating A bowl OF fuc cing C ereaL.
How dafuq yall have dem cool ass dream??

anonymous asked:

It movie night and tonight's theme is horror, and how Hanzo, Genji, 76 and Tracers react s/o was huge scary cat when come scary movies, but Try's to act brave, buts ends jumping and squealing in terror???

OH YES. Sorry for a big delay, I’ve been in hospital ;-;

Hanzo:

  • No matter what kind of movie night it is, no matter how scary the movie itself is, Hanzo will have this poker face all the damn time.
  • I mean this broody close to facepalm “Dafuq am I doing here” face.
  • Some people turn away from the screen when they see something scary, but Hanzo’s balls are too steel for this (forgive me this shit)
  • He’d watch film characters die without even a hint of sorrow. Tiddyman is the “Why the hell did they go there? Was it not obvious that the monster was there?” kind of person.
  • Hanzo surely doesn’t expect his s/o to be afraid of this bullshit, really.
  • But if it turns out that they are, he’d be hella surprised and amused, but won’t show it in order not to offend them.
  • S/o’s squealing makes his blood run cold, not a scary movie.
  • After that Hanzo will cuddle them, his hair still stands on end, and say “For something’s sake, please do never scream like that, my love. You risk me a heart attack.”

Genji:

  • Genji is always up for movie nights in general. He loves watching films of any kind, but he gets even too excited about horror movies. He used to watch them a lot when he was a teenager because of this feel of shivers running around his whole body. Kiddo!
  • But this is not the only reason green cyborg ninja dude loves movie nights. Just because the lights are dimmed, he uses the opportunity to place his hands on the most unexpectable parts of his s/o’s body, to caress them and act like nothing is happening.
  • Genji is too discerning not to know that his s/o is only pretending to be brave, but he won’t tell this directly to their face, he’ll just listen and observe with a sly grin behind his mask.
  • Internal “heheheheheheeeeee~”
  • But when it’s finally show time, and his s/o stars screaming like hell, Genji will literally explode in laughter, shaking his head and even falling down from the sofa. 
  • Obviously, he owes his s/o an apology.

Soldier-76:

  • Jack is not much of a horror movie type, but what couldn’t he do for his beloved s/o? Deep inside he knows he’s far too old for this (not at all, as we know), but Jack believes that shaking some nerve a little bit won’t hurt much.
  • Jack devours tons of popcorn to control his nerve system.
  • While he’s watching something disgusting (which happens quite often to horror movies), his s/o should better not look at his face. It reflects everything that’s going on in the screen, really.
  • But you know what, no matter how much of a tough war wolf he is, he’s likely to squeal himself, along with his s/o. Sure, he’ll try to wave it off and blame the movie for everything, cos these monsters appear so unexpectedly! I mean, no one could survive that, right?
  • Also, when the movie and (mostly) s/o’s screams scare the shit out of Jack and he’s literally done, he stops breathing and blinking. He will cover their face with his hand and say “This is not for your eyes”.
  • Jack’s sure the shrieks will haunt his dreams for a time.

 Tracer:

  • To my mind, Lena is always up for spoiling nerves and making imagination go wild a bit, but she’s never actually ready for watching horrors.
  • She’ll rush into the room and turn every device, every source of light, except for television just to make it “as scary as possible”, but acting before thinking never did good to anyone.
  • Lena wil be the first to actually scream and turn away from the screen, covering her eyes. 
  • I strongly doubt that this movie night will be as scary as it promised to be with Tracer at s/o’s side. She will constantly make her s/o laugh and giggle and she won’t be offended by that. 
  • If Lena appears to be too scared at some instance and s/o suggests ending the movie night and going to bed, she’ll be like: “I’M STILL WATCHING, LOVE!” with those puppy eyes.
  • “Do you have eyes on your back?”
    “…Maybe…”