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Danny Briere announces retirement from the NHL [x]

“After taking a few weeks to think about it, it’s time to hang them up and spend a little more time at home with the family,” Briere said. “I’ve been very, very fortunate to have had a chance to play with some great organizations, but at this point the family becomes a priority.”

*takes off hockey jersey to reveal hockey shirsey*

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