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Hey Shannon, actual light of my life, now is a really really good time to think about what would happen if the foxes entered andrew into an ice cream eating contest :)

Hello friendly neighborhood anon. I’m happy to elaborate more on this.

They don’t tell Andrew.

Which means they don’t tell Neil either because they can’t have Neil telling Andrew. The foxes have long since learned not to trust Neil with a secret unless they can also trust Andrew with that same secret. 

“If you can trust me you can trust Andrew,” Neil had asserted to which he received a bunch of eye rolls and groans in response.

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Y'all I was working at the cafe this morning and my fucking ex walked in with his girlfriend of like 3 years and I haven’t seen him in about 6-7 years so to say it caught me off guard is a drastic understatement

I immediately got a hot flash bc I was just so shocked I was like WOW IS IT HOT IN HERE ALL THE SUDDEN

It was so awkward omfg bc he was the first guy I ever loved *yikes*

The moral of the story is to not work at a popular cafe bc you will see people you wish you hadn’t 😂😂

Save Me - Part 2 - Chapter 53

As Jared pulled the bathroom door open and stepped back into the room, I lifted my head in his direction and smiled.

“I thought for sure you’d be asleep.” He said quietly, walking to his side of the bed and pulling the blankets back, “You’re going to be so tired tomorrow, baby.”

“I tried closing my eyes but it just didn’t happen.” I said. Feeling the bed dip as he sat down, I rolled to face him, “I think I just needed you here.”

“I sleep better with you here too.” He said shyly smiling over his shoulder.

“You do?”

Turning out the light, Jared laid down, turning on his side so we could face each other. We were in complete darkness, so dark I couldn’t even see his eyes as I looked across to where I knew he was.

“I do.” He said quietly.

Tucking my hand under my cheek, I knew I should try to sleep but all I wanted was to have his arms wrapped around me. I needed to feel connected again, maybe then I’d have a chance at some rest.

“Can I share your pillow?” I asked.

Reaching for my wrist, Jared started to pull me towards him, “Come to me.” He whispered in the dark.

Once I moved closer, I laid my head on his pillow. We were so close, our noses were practically touching. Cuddling against his body, as he let my hand go I placed it against his chest. I could feel the steady beat of his heart under my fingertips and it was immediate comfort. I swear it was as if our bodies were starting to sync, we even began to breathe in the same rhythm.

Jared ran his fingers delicately up my arm then across my shoulder laying his warm palm across the side of my neck. Caressing my skin with his thumb, I could feel each exhale as his breath fluttered across my cheek. I thought since he was so quiet and probably trying to fall asleep, I should do the same.

“Sometimes I hold on to tight.” He said softly, “I love you and just want you with me.”

“I love you and want to be with you too…” I whispered.

Kissing my forehead, he said, “I know you do. That’s why I shouldn’t have acted the way I did. I know I can be overbearing. I want what I want and I have a hard time with the word ‘No’. I’m sorry things blew up the way they did.”

Not wanting to interrupted his train of thought, I kept quiet. I spent most of the day completely confused at what was going on and if he was going to explain even a little bit, I wanted to hear every word.

“I drive Shannon and my Mom crazy all the time…I don’t mean to, I just can’t help it. I want to make sure the people I love are taken care of and make the right decisions. The only way for me to do that is too keep them close.” He continued, “You were right when you said I was 'go with the flow’ only when the flow was going in the direction I wanted it to. I told Shannon you said that and he laughed….” he chuckled, “He really doesn’t want me to fuck this up.”

I didn’t know what to say to that but I was grateful he couldn’t see my mouth drop open in shock. Shannon actually said that?!

“When I was growing up, things were always so out of control, ya know, my Mom was young, things were hard.” He paused, “I had a great childhood but I remember always hating that powerless feeling. The older I got, the more I realized if my life was going to have any sort of direction, it was on me. I guess that’s why I need to control everything in my life.”

Every word he said made me see the events of the day clearer and clearer.

“Chicago was amazing. But having you here is different, more different than I thought it would be. The last few days… You being a part of my real life….” He paused again, trying to gather his scattered thoughts, “It made me realize you’re my dream too. I can’t help holding onto it with both hands because it’s never something I thought I’d have.”

I could feel my heart palpitating in my chest so hard I could hear my heart beat thumping in my ears.

Was I even breathing?!

“Things happened so fast between us, all the work stress, the schedule, the bullshit this afternoon, not knowing how you felt… I just hit my limit, ya know? I felt like everything was spiraling out of my control and I don’t deal with that well.”

“You’re a Capricorn.” I said, I hated how he was beating himself up like this.

Jared laughed, “That explains it, huh?”

“I think it explains a lot of it… What you’ve accomplished in your life, all on your own, is because of the way you are.” I said, “You’re a better man than you give yourself credit for.”

“I don’t know about that…” He said shyly, “I guess I know how much I am to handle and I just hope you don’t run.”

“Ahhh, so THAT’s why you want me to stay…afraid I’m going to run?” I leaned forward, “Not a chance.” Laying my palm on his cheek, I softly kissed him. “You made me fall in love with you so now your stuck with me, I promise..” I quietly giggled then kissed him again.

Finally, FINALLY, I know what was triggering his behavior today. Putting it all together, I felt like I could relate, most people could.

Jared has such a tough, take no prisoners exterior but it really does house a soul that feels deeply and he knows it. That’s why his walls are so high and he controls everything around him the way he does.

It wasn’t really me leaving that was the problem at all. It was the fact that he couldn’t handle the thought of me leaving without knowing if those feelings were reciprocated. That’s what happens when you’re emotionally invested and if I’m honest, that’s really what made parting in Chicago so hard for me. I didn’t know how he felt or what we were and it was like a weight on my heart.

For me, it was the fear of pushing him away that helped me bury those feelings in the back of my mind. But for a man like Jared, uncertainties would never settle. Like everything else in his life, he only knows how to deal with things head on.

Jared and I both got quiet again as we settled. I didn’t want to leave such a heavy conversation on anything other than another 'I love you’. Just as I was about to speak, I heard his voice so soft I could barely hear him.

“It’s been a really long time since I’ve had anyone in my life like this. I know I warned you about me making mistakes but thank you for understanding. I did just about everything I could to drive you away.”

Taking a second before I answered him, I tried to organize my thoughts. Tripping over my self is a common occurrence when I’m emotional. I wanted my words to come out as simple and pure as they truly felt.

“I believe when you truly love someone, you love and accept all of them, not just the easy stuff but everything..” I said, bringing my lips to his, “I love all of you, Jared.”

With a deep sigh, Jared rested his forehead on mine.

“I don’t deserve you..” He whispered.

OK K.O ! Lets Be Heroes! Adoption Au

Okay imagine this.

Carol and Lord Boxman knew each other since high school, so she knows how he really is. She knows he kind caring and an absolute sweetheart, and when he became a villain ? She wanted to be his arch nemesis. Not because she was disappointed him.

No, she was everything but that.

Her Best friend, the man she considered her brother, found his calling. Something she was ecstatic about.

Yes, they fought . She won some, she lost some. Just like he won some and he lost some. But then she joined P.O.I.N.T. A super hero Organization , kind of like the comic books they used read.

So, Boxman took this time to have a , a sorta short break you could ,call it? He built Shannon, Darrel and Raymond. Of course they started out as babies since even AI had to grow. He didn’t mind though cause he was a dad~

Flash forward a year. Carol is pregnant and leaves P.O.I.N.T. Though not cause of the baby. Her husband is dead. The man she loved for a year and married to for a month dead. All because of an high class villain.

(Boxman, killed that villain. He hurt his sister, his brother. He made him suffer cause how dare he ?! How dare he take apart a growing family?!)

From then on, no villain ever touched Carol or her family and friends ever again.


Then K.O. Is born. (Boxman was crying and a nervous wreck though the birth.) he is a beautiful baby boy with five finger and five toes. Darrel, Shannon and Raymond love him. He was their new cousin(brother).

Then,Carol goes back into the super hero business while Boxman supplies robots to the new villains. He watches all four of the kids and is like a stay at home dad with the neat job.

Then Carol dies.

An alien did it. He was powerful. Too powerful and many lives were lost villain and heroes alike and Carol was one of them. The worst part he only had a short time to mourn. He had four kids to take care of. Three 3 yr old and 1yr old baby.

There was no way he would put K.O for adoption. So he takes him and raises him to his self, just like his other siblings(they stopped being cousins the day Carol died.)

Then the show goes they way you expect expect Lord Boxman is a doting dad. Who doesn’t care of his kids are heroes or villains.

You want to work at the bodega ? Okay, be back by nine.

Oh this is Enid and Rad ? Hello you two.

No,shannon im sure Enid is single.

Yes , enid I set this trap because K.O needs experience with them. No, you wont actually die.

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Please imagine: Jack Zimmermann with a tongue piercing 

  • He totally got it while he was in the QMJHL (aka while he was with Kent) Because one day Jack and Kent were talking and Kent offhandedly mentions how hot he finds tongue piercings. And of course 110% Jack Zimmermann thought what the hell? and went out that very same day and got his tongue pierced. 
  •  He liked it a lot more than he expected to 
  • Obviously he did this in the off season so he’s in Montreal and Kent is back in New York, so Kent doesn’t find out until he comes back for the start of the season and BOY WAS THAT A SURPRISE. He chirps him about it forever but Kent can see that Jack really does like it and Kent absolutely loves it.
  • Fast forward and Jack’s at Samwell and he still has the piercing but he barely ever puts it in, just when he thinks it might close up (he still wants to keep it) or he thinks he could get some use out of it (like say when he’s dating someone). 
  •  (He definitely used it while he was going out with Camilla Collins) 
  • Bitty doesn’t find out until they’re already together. Jack is in pre-season, Bitty is coming back to Samwell but he goes to visit Jack in Providence before heading back to the Haus. Jack, of course, kisses Bitty the moment he sees him. Bitty pushes him away after a few seconds and yells “JACK LAURENT ZIMMERMANN WHAT IS IN YOUR MOUTH!?” Jack just grins, sticks out his tongue. Bitty nearly faints. (Bitty loves it)
  • One day Jack is FaceTiming Kent and Kent catches the flash of silver on Jack’s tongue and smirks, “So who’s the lucky guy, Zimms?” Jack blushes.

I couldn’t make up a good name for her I’m so sorry. UPDATED CHARACTER BIO NAME: Jennifer (though most of the plaza knows her as Jen) AGE: Late- Teen HERO LEVEL: 2 SPECIES: Human BACKSTORY: Jen was originally from Neo Riot City but needed a break from the chaos and villainous graffiti artists. Her parents are frequent clients of Boxmore and never stop talking about their homelife to the Ernesto bots. Growing up she felt indifferent about the whole “Villainous family” schtick and eventually decided villain life isn’t for her. Thus resulting in her move to work/shop in Lakewood Plaza Turbo. CHARACTER BIO: Hardworker (When necessary) She can be seen frequently buying things from Gar’s Bodega (Only because she likes chatting with Enid, Rad and K.O and laughing at the idiocy of some customers) Her main job is helping Beardo with his food trucking business. ATTACKS: Those stripes in her hair aren’t just for decoration ya know. Jen can conjure energy from the positivity of patrons, leading to extremely powerful kicks and punches. WEAKNESSES: The Shannon bots. She thinks they’re the most beautiful thing on the planet and gets extremely flustered when around one. (When they figure this out, Lord Boxman uses this information to his advantage) FUN FACT: She can lick her elbow and she considers this her special skill. VOICED BY: Ashleigh Ball (if i had to choose)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay time for another installment of WWE Picture Commentary with Shannon (mostly to distract myself from having to write bc I suck :’)) I DEDICATE THIS POST TO THIRST PARTY SATURDAY, stay thirsty my friends. 

Listen okay, okay he is hot and sweaty and I am all here for hot, sweaty wrestlers, BUT THE FINGER WAGGLE, I WOULD BE LIKE, ‘oh hell no,’ PET PEEVE IS THAT. 

He looks so cute here. AND HE KNOWS IT, LOOK HOW FULL OF HIMSELF HE LOOKS, H E IS SUCH A PRICK I love him. 

Lil baby, looks like a Scottish Justin Bieber. 

HE LOOKS SO LIL AND PRECIOUS AND HE IS JUST WOW HE HAS ALWASY BEEN FULL OF HIMSEFL. 

… What a cocky ass, I love him. 

CROTCH SHOT, CROTCH SHOT, I WIN I WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 

whY IS HE LIKE THIS, I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS MAN. MY BOO BOO BEAR I LAVA HIM. 

He looks like he was copy and pasted into this background, I have no idea???? It’S NOT JUST ME RIGHT LIKE THAT TREADMILL JUST LOOKS HUGE COMPARED TO HIM, I DON’T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW. 

… move your hand. MOVE THE HAND MOVE THE NHAND AOWRJO GS GOD DAMMIT. 

Artic Monkeys is a band right??? What does Darctic Monkey… D… Dark.. D Artic. Monkey.. NOTH(NG IS COMING UP WHEN I GOOGLE IT, SOMEONE HELOP ME WHAT DOES IT MEAN. 

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HE’S SO FUCKING CONFIDENT AND FULL OF HIMSELF, LIKE IF YOU’RE FULL OF YOURSELF IT WOULD JUST BE A MIRROR HOGGING COUPLE, I jUST. Wow. He’s so great. GREAT SO GREATFAB. 

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He looks so cute and innocent and fluffy here, like this IS JUST HE LOOK S SO FLUFFY FLUFF AND SWEET. 

LIKE I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT HE JUST LOOKS SASSY 24/7 LIKE I AM 10000% SURE THIS MAN HAS ZERO PROBLEMS WITH SELF-CONFIDENCE. 

Look at this lil boogie, I wanna boogie too. 

MORE LIL BOOGIES I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH, LET US GET DOWWWN TOGETHER YES

…. Okay, how does he look this good in a suit, you can’t have your cake and eat it too…. I never understood that saying, bc like. I obvi have the cake, WHY CAN’T I EAT IT, IT IS IN MY POSSESSIOn. 

I would be TJP, like no lie JUST LET ME LOVE YOU STOP TRYING TO GET ME OFF. 

He is so delicate about taking his shirt off, it’s so precious, he is so precious DON’T EVER BREAK THIS BOY’S SPIRIT BC I WILL COME AFTE R YOU. 

He’s such a little goober, like. 

LOOMK AT SLEEPY AWAKE NOAM DAR OKAY JUST PICTURE HIM WAKING UP NEXT TO YOU I NTHE MORNING AND THIS IS HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU, JUST LIKE HE LOVES YOU ASO MUCH AND WOW WHY IS HE SO CUTE HEIO JKLF;K HELP ME. 

I like his shirt, thAT’S A NICE SHIRT HAHA. Wrestlers wearing white just does things to me man. 

I love his universe jacket, and if ever given the chance, I would 1000/10 take it from him and wear it for the rest of my days. 

QHAT A LITTLE GOOBER BEAR, I LOVE HIM, LIKE YOU GOT THE GUYS WHO KNOW THEY ARE HOT BUT THEY USUALLY AREN’T DORKS AND HE IS JUST A HOT DORK. Yeah I bet you thought I had something better than that. Nah. He’s just a hot dork. 

His lil stand, everytime I see it, I giggle. 

remember how I called this man a hot dork? Yeah, I fucking lied. He’s just a dork. A HUGE NERD, LOOK AT HIS STUPID CUTE FACE, I HATE IT.