(bad joke universe)

ok but imagine

  • top exy sports star neil josten publically roasting donald trump every fucking chance he gets
Geologists Make Stupid Jokes and Steven Universe Fans Can't Handle It

My brother is a geology major and apparently all geologists make the same joke when they see asphalt or concrete and refer to it as"Urbanite" (a parking lot is an urbanite deposit)

Me, being a Steven Universe fan, really wants to see someone design a gem based on that joke….

  • Dirk: Now that I have the Mexican Funeral T-shirt. Could I go third base with you?
  • Todd: *Chokes on his drink* Third base?!
  • Dirk: Yeah, I want to play your drums.
  • Todd: My drums, Dirk?
  • Dirk: Oh...you don't have three drums?
  • Todd: Are you talking about the actual drums, do you mean the third bass drum, or something else?
  • Dirk: I'm... not sure. You know how many times I'm not sure, Todd. About myself, about the universe, about my own social existence, or lack of, in a society based on...
  • Todd: Are you flirting with me?
  • Dirk: Let's just put it like this. If the universe wanted me to be in your bed it wouldn't be a disagreeable experience.
  • Todd: ....