Xiumin’s Birthday reactions
Suho: Happy birthday Minseok Hyung! You’ve become 27 today! Do you know that’s like dead in dog years? Well try to have a Happy birthday anyways haha!
Sehun: Happy Birthday Xiumin Hyung! I hope your day is as awesome and fun as I am! Good luck with that!
Baekhyun: Happy Birthday Minnie Hyung! I was gonna give you something amazing for your birthday, but the mail man made me get out of the mailbox.
Chen: My dear, I wish you peace, love and health. Blah blah blah. Well screw that! I wish you a lot of sex, orgasms and wish you hit the lotto! Happy birthday Minseokie Hyung!
Kyungsoo: Happy birthday to the member I’m least ashamed to be related to. Happy Birthday Xiumin Hyung!
Chanyeol: HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIUMIN HYUNG! Its been another 365 days since you fell out of that vagina! Hooray!! HAHAHAHAHA.
Kai: Happy Birthday Minseok Hyung! You’re the bestest hyung because you hate the same people as I do. Happy birthday to the hyung as evil as beautiful as me!
Lay: Wait what day is toda- OH MY GOD! SHIT SHIT SHIT! MINSEOK HYUNG HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND KEEP SMILING! LOVE YOU HYUNG!