(and happy birthday!)

  • Me: *takes a deep breath*
  • Me: i lo-
  • Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: Yes, you love Misha Collins, we know, you love Misha Collins so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Misha, we KNOW, you love Misha Collins you fucking love Misha Collins ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE MISHA COLLINS. WE GET IT.

TODAY IS AUGUST 20 WHICH MEANS I TURN 26.
PUT THESE CANDLES ON MY BIRTHDAY PIE. I AM NOW CLOSER TO 50 THAN I AM TO THE DAY I CAME INTO EXISTENCE.

SHOUTOUT TO THAT SIMPSONS EPISODE THAT MADE MY DAD HASTILY DRIVE THROUGH EVERY SPEED BUMP TO MAKE IT HOME IN TIME WHILE MY MOM WAS IN THE CAR WITH HIM SO SHE WENT INTO EARLY LABOR.

I WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN BORN ON THIS DAY WITHOUT THAT.

😍😢They grow up so fast. They’re already trained to jump out in qeue🐤🐥

A Birthday gift for the good @nerogengar
Have a happy B. Day, my dude!

Saitama & Genos © ONE and Yusuke Murata
Art © Anjelzjelly129

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I don’t remember my first laugh, but I know that making people laugh was my way in. It was just what I was good at early on, and I went with it. Like a lot of people say, “Oh, I developed a sense of humor to traverse the world socially” — which is a word I definitely use, traverse. 

Happy 39th Birthday, Andrew David Samberg! (August 18, 1978)

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Perseus “Percy” Jackson was born on August 18, 1993. Percy is named after the famed Greek hero Perseus by his mother for good luck, because his namesake was one of the only heroes who had a happy ending and died a peaceful death.