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  • yuuri: hey yurio could you sign this restraining order
  • yurio: gladly you dumb pig
  • yurio: now I never have to see your stupid face agai-
  • yuuri: hey victor he fell for it he signed the adoption papers ahah you're grounded mister!! haha just kidding your father and I love you

One of the things I really like about Garrus is that he’s a 7 foot tall terrifying and ruthless bird person who carries around a huge gun and will murder you if you step out of line ….

….and his go-to expletive is ‘crap’.

I mean yeah he says ‘damn’ sometimes for emphasis but he opens an elevator and comes face to face with a BOMB and just goes “Oh crap!!” like he’s 12

One time a husk manages to sneak up on him and he freaks out for a second and blurts out “whaT THE FUCK!?” and everyone just whirls around and stares in shock because did he just swear??? and they all kind of laugh and comment like ‘wow I didn’t know you had it in you!’ 

Garrus is horrified he might have offended someone and apologizes non-stop for like 45 minutes 

  • lance: hey pidge could you sign this restraining order
  • pidge: gladly you dumb pig
  • pidge: now I never have to see your stupid face agai-
  • lance: hey hunk he fell for it he signed the adoption papers ahah you're grounded mister!! haha just kidding your father and I love you