Kyle: Well Stan is my super best friend so there’s lots of things I like about him. But if I have to pick one thing it would probably be…he’s always there for me I guess, I mean Kenny can be supportive. And Cartman is……Cartman. So Stan is my one friend I can usually rely on.
Kyle: Kenny is… well I worry about him sometimes. But what’s great about him is that even when really shitty stuff happens to him he almost always bounces back. He has a terrible home life, but always puts on a smile for us. Which in my book is really awesome. Maybe not so much for him but there isn’t much I can do about it.
There are a lot of things I feel about Cartman. I think he’s a fat, short, asshole who doesn’t know how to mind his own business. He’s always ruining shit and getting in the way of of everything. If something bad happens it’s usually because of something this dumbass did. But I figure you weirdos won’t leave me alone until I say something positive about him..So I guess he has nice hair. Are you happy now?
In honor of Cursed Child coming out (YAY), I thought I might post this one early!
I leaned my head on Albus’s shoulder, sighing and tightly gripping his hand. “Y/n, please calm down, my parents will love you!” He kissed my forehead and nuzzled my hair with his nose.
“Ugh, you guys make me sick.” From across the compartment, Scorpius wrinkled his nose and pretended to vomit while thrusting a chocolate frog in his mouth. Albus shoved him with his foot.
“Yeah, like you chasing after my cousin isn’t disgusting to watch.”
Scorpius made himself tall in his seat and lifting his head, replied, “Well, at least I’m making progress. About two years more should do it.” We all laughed as the Hogwarts Express slowly came to a halt. I sprang up, grabbed my bag and Albus’s bag, and hurried out the door. “Guys, come on! Hurry, hurry, HURRY! We have to get off NOW!” I bounced around on the balls of my feet, my stomach butterflies fluttering out of control.
Albus gently took his suitcase from my hand and slid his free arm around my waist so he could pull me in and lean down to give me a kiss. He rested his forehead on mine and looking deeply into my eyes, gave me a look that instantly calmed me down.
“I just… want them to like me, that’s all.”
“I know, love.”
A voice from behind us interrupted our moment.
“I ALSO know that I want to get off this damn train!”
We looked back at Scorpius, who was sat comically like an angry toddler on the ground, waiting for us to move out of the doorway.
“Right, Scorpy, sorry.” I laughed and pulled Albus out. We made our way down the steps and weaved through he crowd, looking for Harry and Ginny.
“There they are!” Albus waved frantically so that his parents would see him. “Look, Scorp, your dad’s there too!”
Albus’s parents caught sight of us and beamed. My butterflies returned, but Albus’s arm around me kept me from freaking out. Mr. and Mrs. Potter hugged their son tightly and let go to turn to me. “Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Potter! It’s so nice to see you!” I turned to Scorpius’s dad, “It’s nice to meet you too, Mr. Malfoy.”
“Oh honey, I’ve heard so much about you from Albus’s letters!” Mrs. Potter pulled me in for a warm hug, and Albus whined, “Mom, please! You’re embarrassing me!” I saw Mr. Potter ruffle his hair in amusement. James and Lily caught up to us, and their parents hugged them each.
I stood back with Albus and watched the family reunite. He took my hand and smiled at me.
“Stop Cam” you giggle out between breaths. You were teasing Cam during his new video and he promised revenge, you just didn’t think it would be this. He stops ticking you and brushes your hair out of face.
“Ugh you guys make me sick” Nash exclaims walking into the living room eating a handful of zings.
“Your just jealous” you say and stick you tongue out. Cam then proceeds to get up pulling you up as well.
“When are you guys gonna let the fans know?” Nash asks with a mouthful of snacks. You look at Cam, you’ve guys have been secretly dating for awhile now. You’ve wanted to tell them you were just worried about the hate and all the attention. So far only Nash knew but that was because he lived with Cameron.
“How bout we make a YouTube video later?” Cameron suggests to you and you agree. It would be nice to be able to explain it all. “Now can we pleaseeee go get Starbucks” Cameron whines. You laughed a little because sometimes he was worse than you with drinks from Starbucks.
“Yeah just let me change real quick”
“WHYYY you look perfect” Cameron smiles and pulls you down for a sweet kiss before letting you go. You rushed up the stairs to your guy’s room and search for a better outfit than sweats and a tank top. You finally decided on shorts and a nice shirt with your favorite converse, and cute sunglasses. You then fix your hair and do a bit of a touch ups. You weren’t too big in make up so you never caked it on. When you were finished you walked down the stairs to see cam throwing his phone in the air and catching it.
“I’ll laugh if you break yet another one of your phones” you remark and he looks up from his activity.
“Ready then?” He raises his eyebrows playfully and pulls you hand out the door. He says a quick bye to Nash before closing the door. You walk side by side swinging your hands that were now connected. You put on a huge floppy hat on your way out as well, scared that you might be seen. Cameron didn’t care as much though. When you arrived you big ordered your drinks and sat down.
“So should we do like a girlfriend boyfriend tag Orr” Cameron starts as you take another sip from your drink. You shrug you shoulders, you didn’t preferably care. Just then you hear the familiar shriek. You look at Cameron. All he does he pass you your sunglasses.
“omg omg its Cameron Dallas!!” She screams. Cameron tries to calm her down a bit so she wasn’t screaming but then she notices you. “ who’s she?” She asks, it wasn’t rude but it put you and Cameron in a bad position.
“Um she’s my cousin who came to visit” Cameron stutters out.
“Really then why does she have sunglasses on?” Cameron just shrugs and comes up with another small excuse. You give her a small smile and a little wave. “Can you take our picture?” She asks and hands you her phone, you give a smile and nod. She then does multiple poses as you flash the camera, trying to get the best shots.
When she leaves she gives you a small thanks and gives a huge hug to Cameron.
“Well that was unexpected” Cameron laughs out.
“Oh right so unexpected” you giggle back sarcastically. He gives you a small slap before taking your hand to walk back to the house.
By the time you both sit down and get comfortable in sweats and tank tops, your phone starts pinging like crazy. You look up at Cameron confusingly but grab your phone to see what’s up.
Twitter was going crazy with tweets about you and Cameron. You put your hand to your mouth and open a few of them.
(R/T/N): seriously why would he date her?!! @camerondallas @Y/T/N
(R/T/N): she’s not even pretty, he could do better. @camerondallas @Y/T/N
(R/T/N): lol ok is this a joke? Your so dump able @Y/T/N @camerondallas
By now Cameron was checking his phone and you were on the verge of crying with laughter. Hate didn’t really hit you like it would some people. Cameron looks over at you.
“Why are you laughing at this?” He says but he’s starting to laugh too. “Cmon lets set up our video now.” He proceeds to get everything ready and turns the camera on.
“What’s up everyone!” He greets warmly and you give a small smile and wave because you were still laughing a little. “So I know a crazy picture got out of me and this lovely girl” he winks over at you “ so I’m making a video to explain it all”. He continues to tell the whole story of how you met and how long you dated ect. At the near end though he states how much he loves you and gives you a sweet kiss before closing off.
“So how was that?” He grins over at you.
“Eh it’s okay” you joke.
“Sucks for you because it is now posting” he winks before sending it off, letting a his fans be able to view it within seconds. Everything eventually calmed down and you both lived about your life peacefully; some of the fans even liked you more then Cameron.
Hope you liked this ☺️ requests are still open 👌🏼 it’s just going a bit slow right because school is ending soon so😅
You couldn’t help but roll your eyes the moment you walked into school.
Valentine’s Day. Ugh
A day where everyone around you act like a bunch of love sicken puppies. Toddlers, middle schoolers, underclassmen, upperclassmen, adults- hell, even the old folks were getting some!
Everyone floated around with glimmering eyes and spewed out the cheesiest things. Chocolate and all sorts of sweets thrown around from left to right. You were surprised there weren’t any pest problems during this time of the year. Girls’ lockers filled with stuffed animals and again, with sweets. Boys making bets with one another to see who received the most candy or confessions. While girls made up their faces and did their hair, guys sprayed of extra cologne.
This holiday made you sick to the stomach and you cursed the human who created this sick holiday. Well, maybe you were just being a bit bitter from past experiences that didn’t go too well.
Everyone thought they knew what MusicMajor!Luke would do when he first went to uni. But they were wrong, they never expected him to major in business. They were all shocked when they found out what he decided, in fact he was a natural born performer, he and music worked together in harmony. ~~~~~ “What do you mean we’re not in the same classes?” Calum asked as he looked at Luke in disbelief. “Cal, we’re not studying the same thing, I told you this.” He replied, not wanting to go over it again. “Yeah I know, I’m in songwriting and you’re in performing. But we should still have the basic classes together.” Calum was confused, he was sure that Luke was in performing, where he belonged. “Cal I’m in business.” He sighed. “What? Luke why? You’re meant to perform. Why’re you taking business?” he shouted not caring about the people staring around them. “You know why.” he still didn’t want to talk about it, but he knew his friend would force it out of hi anyway. Calum still hadn’t said anything, he had his confused face on. “Do you remember what Mr. S said about my project.” he looked down. “That is what this is about? Luke he is an absolute idiot. He knows noting, he is jealous of you. Everyone can see that you’re so talented Luke, you don’t belong in Business. You belong on a stage in front of thousands, playing songs that your oh so wonderful songwriter best friend has written.” he said with laugh trying to lighten the mood a little. “He said the song was boring and my singing was mediocre Cal.” He still dwelled on this, even after 2 years, he just wouldn’t let it go. “Luke, don’t you remember winning the talent shows, and the chance to open for those amazing artists, and how literally everyone says you’re the best? Don’t listen to Mr. S, he wouldn’t know a good song if it hit him in the face.” He comforted his best friend before moving onto the next topic of that guy with red hair that was, “sick on the guitar Luke, No seriously he was playing Jesus of Suburbia and he didn’t even look like he was trying.” ~~~~~ Now, two years later, here Luke was, a music major, standing in the middle of the stage, Calum on his left, that red haired boy, Michael on his right, and Ashton, Michael’s giggly drummer friend, behind him. “So this is a new song that all of us wrote, it’s called Vapor, we hope you like it!” he shouted into the mic as the music started.
(A/N: cliffordscastaway and I are hosting a Christmas/Holiday themed blurb night on December 19th! We’ll be writing all we can! Send a blurb via ask or tag us in one of yours if you want your be apart of it too!)