(Still-A)-Weirdo

At 6:16pm

Coworker: “You leaving now? Are you coming to the Happy Hour with our next door bros? We have booze and free food provided by the company.”

Me: “Nah. I want to go home.”

Coworker: “Why’s that?”

Me: “I don’t like party. It gives me anxiety.”

Coworker: “Do you just not like party in general, or you are just anxious today?”

Me: “Okay. You got me. I just hate having small-talks with people. I don’t want to invest my time on strangers when none of us are crazy about where the conversation is heading.”

Coworker: “Oh.”

Me: “How do you make friends with adults as an adult?”

Coworker: /*Shrugs*

Me: “Please drink responsibly though, bro. Remember you all still need to come back and face each other on Monday.”

Coworker: “Bruh.”

Me: “Bro.”

The hug in the film, and the hug in some of the books seem a little bit different.

Because in the film it’s all intimate and snuggly.

But in some of the books, it looks like someone told them they need to ‘leave room for Jesus’

So I decided to make it slightly gayer.

Honestly everyone talking about breaking the vevo record for SLSP is kind of annoying me because as much as we all love the boys and want them to do well. I want them to do well and break records because people listened to their music and not because the fam spent days sat behind their computer screens replaying the song. We aren’t Directioners or Smilers and I don’t think we need to break the record, idk I’m just mad.

#73 You tweet a picture of him asleep and he replies (Visual)

Louis: @yourtwittername: Louis was so excited for our movie night but he fell asleep only 20 minutes after it started…

@louis_tomlinson: That movie was the reason I fell asleep! Next time I get to pick what we watch.

Liam: @yourtwittername: Even when he’s asleep, he still poses. Weirdo.

@real_liam_payne:I guess I can’t even fall asleep in my own home without it ending up on twitter… Thanks for that babe.

Niall: @yourtwittername: Come on tour, he said. It will be fun, he said. Instead it’s 2 in the afternoon and he’s asleep.

@NiallOfficial: Not my fault someone kept me up at night because she wanted to cuddle. Just sayin…

Zayn: @yourtwittername: This idiot asked me to go to pick up dinner and when I came back 10 minutes later, he’s passed out -_-

@zaynmalik: I can’t help it that you took so long to get the food that I fell asleep. I needed to catch up on sleep anyways.

Harry: @yourtwittername: I can literally hear his music from here. How can anyone possible sleep through 5 seconds of summer blasting in your ears?

@harry_styles: What? Is it so weird to listen to 5sos to help me sleep? I didn’t think so.

This is Rusty🐱 Today, he passed away. He was 19 years old (almost 92 years old in human years). I didn’t get to say goodbye to him, but I hope he knows that I love him so much and that I’m happy he’s not suffering anymore❤️ My favourite memory of this tough son-of-a-bitch was when I used to sit at the computer, printing stuff out for the next day, and he’d lie on the calendar and I’d rub his tummy with the pencil that I was holding. I don’t know why, but he loved it😊 I love you more than anything, Rusty. I hope you’re having some more awesome adventures on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge. I’ll miss you. ❤️

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1212; the most beautiful book