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Outlander Eps : “To Ransom A Mans Soul”

Book Chaps 36 pg 545 - end of book

“Something heavier, perhaps a cane, had been used with less restraint across his shoulders, cutting so deeply in spots that a gleam of bone showed over one shoulderblade. I pressed a thick pad of lint gently over the worst of the mess and went on with the examination

The spot on his left side where the mallet had struck was an ugly contused swelling, a black and purple patch bigger than Sir Marcus’s hand. Broken ribs there for sure, but those too could wait. My attention was caught by the livid patched on neck and breast, where the skin was puckered, reddened and blistered. The edges of one such patch where charred, rimmed with white ash”

The signs as Guy Fieri Salsa Flavors

Da spice is right: You have a passion for perfection and that perfect saucy taste. 

Cancer, Aquarius, Capricorn.

Green & Mean: You love Shrek 3, and petty theft. 

Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio

Burn Baby Burn: As a fire sign, you enjoy the simple things in life, including pyrotechnics, silent discos, and flavor town.

 Aries, Leo, Sagittarius.

Old Skool: You believe that all of the good things are free. Like illegal online versions of “School of Rock” starring Jack Black, and ancient memes.

 Libra, Taurus, Pisces.

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But why can’t cheese dial a phone?

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the episode of the office with the fake fire, stanleys heart attack, dwight cutting the face off of a cpr dummy and wearing it, and also jack black, is the absolute wildest episode of the show