honestly? straight men don’t even like women, they like the false and idealized versions of women they see in porn and on tv. they talk about real women (even their wives and girlfriends!) with thinly veiled disgust and condescension because they’d rather have sentient sex dolls than living, breathing human women with personalities and opinions. women love women better than men do because we actually love women.

Wish i could get the benefits of living in a major city while also getting the benefits of living completley nude and isolated in a tree canopy

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Don't be silly Bendy, Felix would make a fine stripper even in his normal outfit *le wink*

and people though he’d die from his illness