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anonymous asked:

Going off the canon divergence thing: Hux starting to get super hella protective of Kylo. Like he knows that Kylo's mentally fucked, so he watches Kylo like a hawk and makes sure Kylo's alright. And then later on, him and Kylo go to fight Snoke (either to help the resistance or to seize control over the first order) and they win bc Kylo's loyalty to Hux is 5000 times more than Kylo's loyalty to Snoke

Positive emotion trumps negative emotion every time. And Kylo only associates Hux with feeling good and Snoke with feeling pain, so it’s only natural that he becomes more loyal to Hux.

So I work at a small coffee shop in a wealthy neighborhood in Manhattan, I mean, some serious money needs to be made to live there. Despite that, I often get interactions like this: 

Customer: Wow! This coffee sure is expensive

Me: Yes but we work with roasters who pay their farmers livable wages and- 

Customer: Yea yea, how much is that? 

I have great regulars but god it pisses me off how these soul cycle moms (and ppl in general) come in with their $5000 strollers and their stupid lululemon pants and act like they can’t afford a $3 coffee

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Fic: Family Visit
By Organization for Transformative Works

It was weird, being in Jim’s space, wearing Jim’s clothes and Jim’s hairdo and Jim’s face, especially without Jim himself here to supervise. It felt – invasive. Dizzying, disorienting, like he was losing track of who he really was.

Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Sebastian Moran/Richard Brook, Sebastian Moran/Jim Moriarty
Rating: R
Word Count: 5000
Summary: After years and years of Richard being used by his brother for whatever purpose Jim sees fit, he finally gets the opportunity to take a little revenge of his own.

spacey-rogue asked:

Why did Castilian become so popular and where did it come from?? It totally kicked the Arabic language out of the country.

You’d be surprised to know that only a minority of people spoke arabic in al-Ándalus, mostly by arabs, because the territory was inhabited by mozarabs (christians who lived under moorish rule) who spoke their own dialects of late latin. If you add this to the influence of Castilian, brought by the christians from the north, arabic wasn’t so widely spoken. Still, we have +5000 words that come from arabic.

Like, even a lot of arabs who had been living for generations in Spain didn’t know arabic and when they were kicked out they only spoke Castilian. 

Wear Something Remarkable Day!

“Remarkable blouse,” your temp will say.

“Thanks, Dylan,” you’ll say to him.

“Remarkable,” he’ll mutter to himself as you step into your office to call your ex-husband.

“He noticed me.”

“That’s great, hon,” your ex-husband will say. “I really hope you find someone.”

“How’s house arrest?”

“Dullsville.”

Your husband is charged with violating building code, reckless endangerment and fraud after putting up a new construction slum and renting it out for $5000 per unit without ensuring even basic support to keep the entire structure from collapsing. You divorced him to keep the tenants from going after your money too, and after being separated for a while you both felt like it worked.

“Go tell that temp your blouse would look even more remarkable on his bedroom floor.”

You do what your ex-husband says and your temp immediately reports you to HR for sexual harassment. You’re fired and humiliated in the press. They’re excited to revisit the one-percenter slumlord story by taking down his ex-wife too.

Why do you listen to your ex-husband? The only thing remarkable he wears is the location bracelet on his ankle.

Happy Wear Something Remarkable Day!

anonymous asked:

you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy. love heely anon

stop quoting me heely anon