((what a little shit))

Going on a date with Tom Holland would include:
  • him still asking you out
  • “darling, will you go out with me to dinner tonight?”
  • “babe, i’m your girlfriend, you don’t have to ask”
  • but you secretly love it
  • you getting ˢᵘᵖᵉʳ excited because you never get to go on dates anymore
  • after he was casted to play Spider-Man, you never really got the privacy you once had
  • sometimes you miss it, and so does he, but you know this has always been his dream
  • ANYWAY
  • him telling you to dress fancy
  • so you come out in a really nice dress with makeup and all
  • homeboy just stares at you in awe
  • you staring right back because hOT DAMN this boy looks fine in a suit
  • “you look stunning love”
  • him pulling your waist and kissing you while you blushed
  • soft giggles
  • “so where are we going?”
  • “we’re going to maccies, beautiful”
  • at first you didn’t believe him
  • but lo and behold, the McDonald’s parking lot
  • you felt so stupidly overdressed
  • but then he’d do nice things for you like open your door and hold his hand out and never letting go even when you show up at the counter
  • you get your orders to a table and people are already staring
  • you couldn’t tell if it was because they recognized him or because yOU WERE WEARING A DRESS AND A SUIT AT MCDONALD’S
  • him taking your seat out before you sit
  • him never taking his eyes off you
  • little shit just keeps smiling at you
  • “what?”
  • “nothing”
  • “you’re smiling”
  • “i’m just happy we’re here”
  • he shrugs like what he said didnt send butterflies to your stomach
  • bUT HE SMIRKS KNOWING THAT IT ACTUALLY DID
  • feeding each other fries
  • or chips as he’d call it
  • him spelling I and U with the fries/chips and drawing a heart in between with ketchup
  • you laughing like it was the stupidest thing ever
  • but he knows
  • he KNOWS you find it adorable when he’s cheesy
  • he remains silly and romantic throughout the whole night
  • HOLDING HANDS WHILE TALKING
  • people have probably taken pictures already but you don’t really care
  • “we’ll be all over twitter by tomorrow, love”
  • you laughing at the thought of everyone seeing you both in such formal wear in McDonald’s
  • when it was time to leave, he rushed to stand up and take your seat
  • “thank you, kind sir”
  • “my pleasure, fair maiden”
  • laughing
  • you get to the car and start driving
  • “babe, this isn’t the way back home”
  • “the night’s still young, the date’s not over yet” he says with a wink
  • he drives up to an old park knowing no one would be there
  • he opens the door for you again and helps you up the car’s hood
  • you both just lie there and cuddle, looking at the stars and under the trees
  • holding hands again
  • “thanks for tonight, tom”
  • “anything for you, Y/N”
  • him kissing your temple
  • falling asleep on his chest
  • he almost drifts off before realizing that you cant sleep here
  • so he carries you gently back inside the car and drives back home where you both can cuddle and sleep in peace

anonymous asked:

I really like how you characterize Alex as kind of a lovable little shit on occasion. Yeah, she does say encouraging and sweet things to the people closest to her, but she also shows her affection by giving people shit (namely Winn, Kara, and Maggie) and I like how you incorporate that into your fics.

she is SUCH A LOVEABLE SHIT. oh my god. when she sneaks the bottle of bourbon out of the freezer at thanksgiving, you’re joking. what a little shit. also out at the desert base when kara is fighting red tornado and the guy says “$20 on the robot” and she doesn’t even look up, she’s just like deadass like “$40 on the alien” and i just.

 also, she knows about Kim and Kanye and i just…god

i love her

too much.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

BISCUIT WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

YOU LAID AN EGG

IN MY HOUSE

UNDER MY RULES

WITHOUT ASKING

YOUNG MAN YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE YOU CAN’T JUST BEHAVE LIKE THIS WHAT THE FUCK JUST BECAUSE I’M THE “COOL AUNT” DOESN’T MEAN THERE ARE NO RULES HERE YOU DON’T GET TO JUST LAY EGGS WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE 7 YEARS OLD AND YOU’VE NEVER LAID BEFORE SIR, NEVER, AND NOW???? YOU JUST???? 

AND YOU ALREADY BROKE IT TOO WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD YOU MAKE ARE YOU AT ALL PREPARED FOR THAT RESPONSIBILITY??? DID YOU THINK AT ALL ABOUT THAT????? YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A JOB???? YOU CAN’T EVEN PAY RENT????? AND YOU WANT TO JUST HAVE A CHILD???????????

WHAT THE FUCK

Yes hello, Vetra’s backstory actually breaks my heart thinking about the stuff these poor girls had to go through. I gave you the cute, now you have to cry with me

“Are any of the levers marked?” said Ponder, scrabbling through Leonard’s sketches.
“Yes, but I don’t understand them! Here’s one marked ‘Troba’!”
Ponder scanned the pages, covered in Leonard’s backwards writing. “Er… er…” he muttered.
“Do not pull the lever marked ‘Troba’!” snapped Lord Vetinari, leaning forward.
“My lord!” said Ponder, and went red as Lord Vetinari’s gaze fell upon him. “I’m sorry, my lord, but this is rather technical, it is about machinery, and it would perhaps be better if those whose education had been more in the field of the arts did not…”
His voice faded under the Patrician’s stare.
“This one’s got a normal label! It’s called ‘Prince Haran’s Tiller’!” said a desperate voice from the omniscope.
Lord Vetinari patted Ponder Stibbons on the shoulder.
“I quite understand,” he said. “The last thing a trained machinery person wants at a time like this is well-meant advice from ignorant people. I do apologize. And what is it that you intend to do?”
“Well, I, er, I…”
“As the Kite and all our hopes plunge towards the ground, I mean,” Lord Vetinari went on.
“I, er, I, let’s see, we’ve tried…”
Ponder stared at the omniscope, and at his notes. His mind had become a huge, white, sticky field of hot fluff.
“I imagine we have at least a minute left,” said Lord Vetinari. “No rush.”
“I, er, perhaps we, er…”
The Patrician leaned down towards the omniscope. “Rincewind, pull Prince Haran’s Tiller,” he said.
“We don’t know what it does–” Ponder began.
“Do tell me if you have a better idea,” said Lord Vetinari. “In the meantime, I suggest that the lever is pulled.”
On the Kite, Rincewind decided to respond to the voice of authority.
“Er… there’s a lot of clicking and whirring…” he reported. “And… some of the levers are moving by themselves… now the wings are unfolding… we’re sort of flying in a straight line, at least… quite gently, really…”
“Good. I suggest you apply yourself to waking up Leonard,” said the Patrician. He turned and nodded at Ponder. “You yourself have not studied the classics, young man? I know Leonard has.”
“Well… no, sir.”
“Prince Haran was a legendary Klatchian hero who sailed around the world on a ship with a magical tiller,” said Lord Vetinari. “It steered the ship while he slept. If I can be of any further help, don’t hesitate to ask.”

– never let the imminent destruction of the world stop you from being dramatic: the Havelock Vetinari story | Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero

12animecat  asked:

I just realize that everyone in 1A must have had acne at some point in their lives since they are teenagers. Imagine Bakugou having acne and dealing with it.

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tbh, i’m of the opinion that Bakugou, the lucky little shit, has never had to deal with acne before in his short, angry life 

because he got a combo of his mom and dad’s quirks (dad’s being oxidizing sweat from his palms), and Mitsuki has a quirk that gives her beautiful, youthful, amazing skin. so Bakugou probably has perfect fucking skin with no blemishes whatsoever

lucky little fucker

LITTLE SHIT LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN MODEL AND HAS PERFECT FUCKING SKIN AND DOESN’T EVEN SEEM TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IT

(i love my son but. what a lucky little shit. smh)

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Bonus-

He’s the only one that got an invitation like that >:}

Look @angel-with-a-pipette I finally did the thing we talked about forever ago. Hope I did it justice >.<