((ugh headaches need to be illegal they need to not be a thing

Draw me Like one of your French Girls... Part 1

This fic is dedicated to @yunyin who was a big part of bringing it about in the first place ^_^ 

(Warning some spoilers for ML Season 2- (Just the stuff we knew during the hiatus nothing important from the new episodes) 

“Listen furball, I am ten times as sexy as you are. That is just a fact. People would pay to see pictures of me.”

“People DO pay to see pictures of me,” Chat shot back.


“Never mind,” he grumbled, “the point is that I am obviously the sexier of the two of us.”

“Guys, I know this is a slow patrol night but you are giving me a headache,” Rena Rougue sighed, dropping down onto the platform and sprawling onto her stomach against the cool metal of the tower.

“Wait,” Chat said with a terrifying grin, “Rena. My dear, darling, friend.”

“Oh this can’t end well.”

“You are a fox of impeccable taste are you not?”


“And you are an excellent judge of both male and female attractiveness as well, are you not?”

“Ladybug is the hottest out of all of you,” she smirked, not bothering to get up.

“Yes, that is a given, but the point is-”

“The point is that I could pull off sexy far better than this mangy stray,” Bee interrupted.

“Could not.”

“Will you two please just stop fighting, it’s been too hot to deal with this level of stupid,” Rena sighed.

“It’s not stupid, my honor is at stake!” Bee huffed. “If you want us to stop then tell him that I clearly would be better suited to being a sex icon than he would.”

“Foxy lady, please tell Bee that she is clearly pollinating the wrong flower.”

Rena groaned. Clearly there would be no reasoning with the two of them until this had been hashed out.

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Based off of Ain’t My Fault by Zara Larson.


It’s not my fault that he walked in looking so good. It’s not my fault he came up to me at the bar tonight. He came up to me and I saw the hot guy in front of me with a good personality.

It’s not my fault.

But the consequences of this may not go too well. And that may be my fault.

I’m not really meant to be at this bar. Or even in a bar. I’m seventeen and he definitely isn’t. Not with the tattoos and the looks of his friends who were at the bar with him.

See my friends are all older than me, because I graduated early when I was fifteen. I was one of the nerdy younger kids and I went to Uni early as well, but when I went I decided I wouldn’t be that nerdy younger girl. I came out of my shell and now I’m going into my third year and I’m just the same as the rest of my friends I’m just younger and not really legal to drink. But that’s not important to me right now, because I’m back at his flat with his hands all over my body and my fingers running through his hair and tugging slightly.

But it’s not my fault, right? Well just to be sure I should say something, right? Fuck… I should just say something before this backfires.

“Jack wait.” I try to catch my breath and he pulls apart from me, but keeps his hands on my waist.

“I have to tell you something. I mean it’s not really bad but you might see it that way.” I explain and he looks confused.

“I’m seventeen. Like I know it’s not illegal for us to be hooking up right now, but I don’t want you to feel weird if you find out later on.”

“You’re seventeen?” He raises an eyebrow and I nod while looking down slightly.

“I’m almost twenty two. Fuck, you do not look seventeen. You’re friends are all twenty.” He takes as deep breath and pulls away from me even more.

“Yeah I know. I graduated early and went to Uni early. I’m in my second year, but I am younger than everyone. I just wanted to tell you, because I expected this reaction.” I decide to stand up from his bed and pull my tank top down since it has ridden up and grab my phone from his side table. I place it in the back pocket of my jeans, but I feel a hand grab onto my arm.

“I never said no.” Jack speaks up and turns me towards him. “I just had to think.”

“Good because I really didn’t feel like stopping.” I admit before kissing him again.

“Neither did I.” He grips at the bottom my tank top and pulls it over my head before tossing it to the side. His hands continue to trail lower and lower until they are at my bum.

“Mhm.” I hum against his lips and his hands lower again to my thighs. I decide to pull at his shirt as well and he moves his hands away from me, so his shirt can come off, but his hands come right back to where they were.

“Jump.” He whispers and I wrap my legs around his hips before I feel my body pressed against the wall. I arch my back away from it the minute his lips connect to my neck and leave love bites here and there.

“Fuck.” I moan out and that seems to be the only form of communication between us for a few minutes before I’m back on his bed with his body pressed against mine and almost all of our clothing gone.

“I don’t wanna regret this when I’m sober.” He speaks up and I laugh slightly as my fingers move up and down his torso.

“Then make this so good that you can’t regret it.”

Jack’s POV

When I woke up this morning I knew there would be a girl next to me and that she was only seventeen. I tried to convince myself that it was normal, but part of me couldn’t because she’s still seventeen. But then again she knew exactly what she was doing, and did it well.

Four years? That’s not that much. I mean I dated a girl who was three years younger once. But then again she was eighteen and it didn’t feel as odd as seventeen does. But that girl didn’t do what Y/N did so well and instantly get me addicted.

As I stood up from my bed I looked back at her sleeping body that had love bites trailed down her exposed chest. I head towards the kitchen to grab some Advil, but I’m met with Conor.

“So it looks like she enjoys leaving marks on her victims.” He jokes while slapping me on my back, that has scratches on it, and I roll my eyes.

“Was it Y/N from the bar?” He asks and I nod while taking a deep breath and closing my eyes from the light being too bright in the kitchen.

“Too bad you had to swoop in and talk to her first.”

“She’s too young for you Conor. Like almost too young for me.” I admit and he looks confused.

“Mate how old is the girl you just had sex with?”

“Seventeen, but she turns eighteen in a few months.”

“How she’s in Uni? Just finished her second year.”

“One of those genius girls who skipped a few years and graduated early.” I explain while taking a seat next to him on the couch.

“Well have fun hanging out in preschool with your new friend.” He jokes and I smack him on the shoulder.

“Four years isn’t that bad, she’s legal and she sure as hell knows what she’s doing.”

“She might, but she’s like only a year older than Anna.”

“Almost eighteen Conor.” I remind him as I stand up and he rolls his eyes.

“But seventeen.”

“But the best I’ve ever had.” I shrug and he looks back to me with a curious look on his face.


“Um, actually, yes.”


It’s too bright. The sun and my slight headache aren’t friends at the moment.

“Ugh.” I groan and within a few moments it’s dark again.

“Too bright?” Jack’s voice asks and I nod before looking to my left to see him standing at the side of his bed with only some sweatpants on. How does he still look so hot?

“Here.” He hands me a shirt of his and I lazily pull it over my naked frame. He takes a seat next to me and I lean my head on his chest. His hands find there way around me and down to my lower back again and I smile against his skin. I begin to trace his tattoos and his one hand moves to my head and his fingers run throughout my hair.

“I really don’t want you too go.”

“Good thing my parents don’t care where I am or what I do and I barely ever get a call.”

“You live with them?”

“Ew no. I might not be eighteen for another few months, but I’m in Uni and I do not want to be living at home. I live with the girls I was with yesterday.”

“So you don’t need to go.”

“It’s summer break. I’m not needed anywhere.” I whisper. “But I’m guessing someone doesn’t regret last night.”

“I don’t wanna forget it.”

“Then maybe we can jog your memory.” I smirk and he laughs.

“Oh you’re bad news Y/N.”

“Not my fault.”


I hope you enjoyed this! It was requested and I really loved writing this so maybe I’ll make a part two… Maybe even part three.

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1. “Are you kidding me?”
2. “What is going on?”
3. “Please tell me that was you?”
4. “How long have you been stood there?”
5. “Let me in.”
6. “Why is it so cold?”
7. “Paint is meant to go on the wall not your face.”
8. “Are you okay?”
9. “How long have you known?”
10. “That could’ve gone better.”
11. “You really thought that this was a good idea?”
12. “Where am I?”
13. “It’s One in the morning.”
14. “Let’s bake!!”
15. “Why are you holding our child like Simba?”
16. “I don’t trust you.”
17. “I hate you…”
18. “Don’t talk to me.”
19. “Just stay away from me okay?”
20. “You don’t know what it feels like…”
21. “They’re dead…”
22. “What do I do?”
23. “I’m pregnant…”
24. “This is going really badly. It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion.”
25. “I wasn’t staring! I was watching…intently.”
26. “This is what you call handling the situation?”
27. “Truth or Dare?”
28. “They’re your child before 5AM.”
29. “We’ve watched 12 episodes we need to stop now.”
30. “You know you can talk to me right?”
31. “Everything is going to be fine.”
32. “Aw, you’re so cute.”
33. “Don’t make me come over there.”
34. “Run.”
35. “Calm down.”
36. “Dance with me.”
37. “Just stop talking.”
38. “It’s getting late…”
39. “Wait. Are we lost?”
40. “Don’t go…”
41. “This is…a strange turn of events.”
42. “Everything we do is weird to everyone else but us.”
43. “That was the police…”
44. “Bro…”
45. “Please don’t hate me. I couldn’t bare the thought of not seeing you every day…”
46. “This is as far as I had got plan wise I’m afraid.”
47. “And now it’s snowing. Brilliant.”
48. “Yay…road trip.”
49. “Let’s play 20 questions.”
50. “What makes you happy”
51. “It’s complicated…”
52. “After everything…I’d still choose you.“
53. “This could only happen to me.”
54. “Say something…”
55. “Come here…”
56. “Don’t shut me out.
57. “What are we waiting for?”
58. “We need to talk…”
59. .“We can’t keep doing this.”
60. "Haven’t you read that already?”
61. .“I can’t stand back and watch you do this…”
62. “You’re such an idiot.”
63. .“Why did you kiss me?”
64. .“Don’t pretend you’re not having fun.”
65. .“PUPPY!”
66. .“Do you really think I could replace you?”
67. “Because I love you…”
68. .“Duck.”
69. “I said there was a plan, I never said it was a good one.”
70. “Put. The snowball. Down.”
71. .“Did you just smile?”
72. .“When did things get this hard?”
73. "I suppose…we’re all stories in the end.”
74. “Did you have to hit me?”
76. .“Come inside…”
77. “You deserve better than that.”
78. “You’d do that for me?”
79. “You were willing to give up everything…”
80. “Oh for the love of god just kiss already!”
82. “Are you saying goodbye?”
83. “Another life…”
84. “Well that was stupid.”
85. “You love me really.”
86. “That was smooth.”
87. “Sometimes, the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.”
88. “I have a very good explanation for all of this.”
89. “Wait…are you actually struggling for something to say?”
90. “Nice save.”
91. “Do you want me to go?”
92. “What are you even talking about?”
93. .“How are you allowed out in public…”
94. “I’m going to stay, okay? I’m going to stay with you.”
95. “And when were you planning on telling me this?”
96. “Because…I care about you…”
97. “That’s stupid! Let’s do it!”
98. “Why am I friends with you.”
99. “It’s okay! You’re safe, I promise. It was just a nightmare.”
100. .“What is it? What happened?”
101. "It could’ve been worst.”
102. “what an appalling piece of advice!”
103. “Pizza and a movie?”
104. “If you weren’t so cute…”
105. “I mean you could’ve just stopped talking?!”
106. “You’ve been awake for 48 hours this isn’t healthy.”
107. “I think we should take you to hospital…”
108. “Please say you know who I am?”
109. “It must be awful to look at the person you love and for them to look back at you and have no idea who you are…”
110. “Nobody is invincible…”
112. “I would never forget.”
113. “Oh my god that rain is vicious.”
114. “Is it bedtime?”
115. “How’s my little soldier?”
116. “Bored. Bored. Bored.”
117. “Your go.”
118. “Stop staring.”
119. “Oh. Bit of a domestic going on.”
120. “You really don’t believe me…”
121. “What now?”
122. “I’m sorry, you’ve been cheating on me how long?”
123. “Look, I’m sorry I put you off when you were playing Mario Kart. Please can you let me back in now…”
124. “Don’t worry I took care of your animal crossing town whilst you were ill, I did all the weeding and helped almost pay off your loan.”
125. “Let’s get you to bed.”
126. “How can something so small be so loud?”
127. “Here. Take my jacket.”
128. “I’m not special. I’m nothing.”
129. “I don’t want to lose you.”
130. “I have calculated how far that window opens. Take it as a warning.”
131. “How was that supposed to help?”
132. “Come to bed.”
133. “Please sit down. I can’t pick you up off the floor of you fall over.”
134. “Look at me. Are you hurt?”
135. “How much longer can we keep doing this?”
136. “We could be happy…”
137. “Are you an actual idiot?”
138. “I may have..sort of… just adopted four dogs…”
139. “We’ve watched this film 7 times.”
140. “I could kiss you!”
141. “Are you limping?”
142. “On a scale of one to ten how illegal is this?”
143. “Wh..what do I do? Tell me what do I do?”
144. “Will you stay with me?”
145. “I’m doing this to protect you.”
146. “I’ve nearly lost you once. I’m not risking it again.”
147. “Two minutes. Just give me two minutes…”
148. “Welcome home.”
149. “I don’t belong anywhere…”
150. “What about us?”
151. “You are the human version of a headache.”
152. “I’m not sure how much more of this I can take.”
153. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
154. “Just take my word for it.”
155. “Look, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”
156. “Sorry I stopped listening about ten minutes ago. What on earth are you talking about?”
157. “I thought I knew you but now? I don’t know…”
158. “Respect and trust go both ways.”
159. “Oh ye of little faith.”
160. “Well, I just put 2 and 2 together…”
161. “It’s a stupid stupid idea.”
162. “Why do I let you talk me into these things?”
163. “When are you going to stop pretending that nothing ever hurts you?”
164. “Who put you in charge?”
165. “What did your last slave die of?”
166. “In your dreams.”
167. “We make a pretty good team you and me.”
168. “Leave it. It’s not worth it.”
169. “I didn’t want to get you involved.”
170. “I shouldn’t have come…”
171. “We know how it’s going to end…we always have…”
172. “Do you know what’s it’s like? Wanting to give up but knowing you can’t because everyone else needs you to be strong.”
173. “I’m guessing that wasn’t part of the plan.”
174. “I haven’t got time for this.”
175. “What happened to being one of the good guys?”
176. “What was that you just threw at me.”
177. “If I have to do this then so do you.”
178. “Are you angry?”
179. “Why are you being so nice to me?”
180. “What if this isn’t how it’s supposed to be? What if we’re just clutching at whatever time we’ve got?”
181. “Maybe I wasn’t meant to have friends…maybe I’m supposed to be alone?”
182. “Ugh I do not have an interest in football I can’t believe you made me come here.”
183. “I’m too late aren’t I?”
184. “Don’t quote ‘Only Fools And Horses’ at me I’m trying to be dramatic.”
185. “Even if I wasn’t awake I would be now.”
186. “I fall for it every time.”
187. “Don’t ever do that to me again!”
188. “Are you safe? Where you are now…tell me that if nothing else. Are you safe?”
189. “I want my family back.”
190. “I’m just tired.”
191. “I bet you think you’re funny.”
192. “Real monsters are human…learnt that a long time ago.”
193. “I had a weird dream about you last night.”
194. “If you’re going to have your friends round you’ve got to play nice.”
195. “Oh well that’s made me feel much better.”
196. “Did they lay a finger on you?”
197. “Of all the things to be hereditary.”
198. “You owe me a new door.”
199. “I’m going to bed because I can’t cope with this anymore.”
200. “Next time an idea forms in that head of yours share it with the group.”
201. “text me when you get there.”
202. “In hindsight it wasn’t my best idea.”
203. “Is that my hoodie?”
204. “Excuse me but let me get this straight. You want me to sleep here? In the haunted house?!”
205. “Okay well that’s broken.”
206. “But…it was so real…”
207. “Look, I appreciate you trying to be kind but you’re really not helping…”
208. “Drive!”
209. “Well this is it. This is how it ends!”
210. “Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.”
211. “How many energy drinks have you had?”
212. “As the adult here I shouldn’t be encouraging this.”
213. “Okay so we just follow the recipe. I mean how hard can it be?”
214. “Hi. Yeah. I’m lost and have less than £10 on me and my phone is on 3% Erm. Help. Please…”
215. “What the fluffing beans was that?”
216. “My stress lessons reached crying in McDonalds yesterday but apart from that I’m fine.”
217. “Why does coming to a fair make me feel 12 years old?”
218. “I wanted to tell you. I really did. But how could I?”
219. “I was falling apart and no one could tell…”
220. “I’m you’re real dad/mum.”
221. “Well…this has certainly been the most entertaining evening…”
222. “I’ve seen enough episodes of Poirot to know nothing good ever happens on a train.”
223. “When are you going to realise that what you do effects everyone around you?”
224. “The memories hurt more.”
225. “I wish I’d just…I wish I’d done more whilst I had the chance…”
226. “We’re best friends because our parents could not cope with us as twins.”
227. “We’ve all lived through our own horrors and I think, no matter how fast we run, they’ll always catch up with us in the end.”
228. “I was replaceable…”
229. “Someone just ran us off the road.”
230. “If we’re going we have to go now.”
231. “I knew someone was missing from my life. I just didn’t know who…”
232. “We were young and messed up.”
233. “What do you know? You don’t know anything!”
234. “I wish I’d never met you.”
235. “I was scared you’d leave.”
236. “I don’t like the person I’ve become.”
237. “Why do you even put up with me?”
238. “He/she’s better of without me.”
239. “When did everything become so tragic.”
240. “Everyone has that story they never tell.”
241. “I’m leaving. I’m sorry but…i just can’t do this anymore..
242. "If you’re gonna be like that do it yourself.”
243. “Why do I let him/her treat me like that?”
244. “I’ll take them to school today.”
245. “I’m sick of everyone thinking I’m someone I’m not.”
246. “Just give me your hand.”
247. “Don’t do this…”
248. “You were always there when I need you.”
249. “Mind if I join?”
250. “Maybe we’ll just have to figure this out together.”