((tempted to fic that but nervous so probably no))

anonymous asked:

Could you write something about mr heere & Jeremy awkwardly coming out to each other at the same time? Or mr heere/mr reyes wedding? Or both? I just found out about this ship but there's like nothing for it on Tumblr, please help, I'm dying for more!

WHY NOT BOTH

buckle in your seatbelts everyone, this post is hella long

For coming out to each other I figure Mr Heere would suspect that Jeremy wasn’t straight and would also try to be pretty nonchalant about coming out, whereas Jeremy would see it as a more important topic. I also feel like Mr Heere would be the one to initiate the conversation even if it wasn’t fully intended. Anyways I made this vague in what their sexualities were specifically so believe whatever you want

Jeremy was more than confused when he heard his dad bustling around the house on an otherwise quiet Tuesday evening.
“Dad?” He called, popping his head out of his room. “Are you going somewhere?”
Mr. Heere appeared at the other end of the hall, and surprisingly, he had pants on. “I have a date,” he said. “Do I look okay?”
Jeremy stepped into the hallway, eyeing his father skeptically. “A date? Really? And I wouldn’t wear that tie with that shirt.”
Mr Heere huffed in defiance, taking off his tie. “Yes, a date. I have to pick him up in half an hour.”
Jeremy was already on his way back into his room, but he froze at a certain word. He leaned back out, squinting with suspicion. “Him?”
Mr Heere shrugged. “Some people are interested in people of the same gender, it’s completely normal-” “No no no, I knew that, I just didn’t know, that you, uh, liked men, that’s all.” Jeremy stammered.
“Oh, alright. Anyways, I’m taking him to dinner so I should be back around 9 or 10-”
“I like boys too,” Jeremy blurted. He felt a blush creep up his cheeks and ears. “Not that it’s a big deal! It’s just that you told me just now so I thought it would make sense to tell you. That I like boys, I mean. I just thought it was relevant because you like boys and hey, that’s cool, me too! Ahahahaha anyways have fun on your date bye!” He said quickly, sliding back into his room and slamming his bedroom door behind him.
Mr Heere smiled to himself, starting to walk back towards his room. “That’s great, but which tie should I wear?”
“Your blue one! The rest of them are ugly!” Jeremy yelled in reply. It’s good to know that some things will never change.

And for the second part of the ask, idk much about weddings and stuff but I do have some Thoughts to share (it turned into many many thoughts but who exists to stop me other than the hand of god himself)

•They would probably change their names to Reyes-Heere
•Mr Reyes probably planned a lot of the wedding himself
•But it wasn’t very big and it was mostly just close friends and family
•Mr Heere would probably be super nervous on the day of and Jeremy would have to help calm him down
•On the day of the wedding Jeremy cooked them breakfast in bed (the eggs were kinda burnt but he tried and they both teared up)
•Jeremy loves his two wonderful dads so much and he is hella proud of them
•Jeremy gives the best man speech and it’s fantastic
•Suddenly I’m tempted to write this and if you’re reading this bullet point right now that means I’m in the process of turning this into a full fledged fic instead of writing it here so congrats bmc fandom my simple shitpost is now going to be an entire fanfiction this is what happens when you give crack ship gremlins the attention they want
•All of the squip squad kids (the teenage characters) would come. And they would be super hype.
•Christine would cry during their vows
•Michael would gently pat Christine’s shoulder as she cried. “It’s just, so beautiful, Michael. They’re so happy”
•As they say “I do” Jeremy happens to lock eyes with Michael and he thinks “Wow… I want to marry Michael"  and then he’s shook for the rest of eternity
•The wedding reception is iconic and I don’t want to spoil too much of the mischevious soup I am brewing in my brain but it’s amazing
•I know, this is the most important part. What you’ve all been waiting for. Tumblr user boyf-riends, you say. What is their wedding song. Calm down, I say. I wish I could tell you. But I can’t. My mom and I have been talking about it for fifteen minutes and we can’t decide. Please share your ideas.
 •Very faintly in my distorted mind’s eye I see Paul Whitty slow dancing with himself
•Late that evening after they get home while his lawfully wedded dads are finishing up packing for their honeymoon (sidenote: they’re just going to NYC for a week to see a bunch of shows and be touristy lmao) Jeremy’s kinda dazed and one of The Dads is like "Jeremy are you okay?? You seem kinda upset” and Jeremy just slams his hands down on the table, and says completely seriously “I want to marry Michael”
•Mr Reyes-Heere (the birth dad) is like “Okay” and Mr Reyes-Heere (the teacher) starts laughing and then just walks over to Jeremy and hugs him and then it becomes a family hug and omg I’m crying rihgt now wha t thge fuckkc,,,