genos: *loses saitama in a crowded room* this calls for desperate measures.
genos: *uses hands for microphone* SENSEI, THERE’S A SALE CURRENTLY GOING ON WHERE EVERYTHING IS 50% OFF!
saitama: *breaks through wall* GENOS, LET’S GO.
genos: there he is.
I was inspired to try and find the oldest piece of writing I hadn’t deleted and it’s from right after I turned 14. It… is the most pretentious thing… omfg. I was so proud of this shit. It was my featured deviation, back when the dA lit community was active and cool. I thought I was a fucking prodigy. At least I can confirm that my obsession with girls who have boy names and kiss girls has been ongoing for at least twelve years.
*screams* The idea of Tendou trying to get custody of his daughter and Semi is the lawyer trying to help Tendou is so cute and omfg Tendou can be annoying as fuck at times in Semi's mind but when he's with his daughter Semi literally melts because it's so cute. OMFG MARS WHEN TENDOU'S ONE YEAR OLD JUST SMILES AT SEMI HE IS A PUDDLE OF FEELINGS AAAAAAH
A friend had gotten him the lawyer.
Shiratorizawa Law Firm was funded by the Ushijima Medical Research Foundation, and Ushijima Wakatoshi (best friend of precisely fifteen years) had handed him a business card with fancy embossed lettering and said “he’ll help you, don’t worry about the cost.”
And so here he was, stunning young father such as himself, waiting on the steps of the court house for one Semi Eita, Private Attorney.