((oh my god i love you

I live for the headcanon that somebody (I’ll leave you to decide who) cursed all of Harry’s classmates so they’re in love with him for the day

And then he bumps into Draco and he thinks oh god this is going to be so weird

And Draco just acts like Draco, smirking sneering “Potter”

Harry is confused and tells a recovering (and embarrassed) Hermionie about it the next day

And Hermionie just stares at Harry, and then gets up and leaves.

anonymous asked:

did you like the new video? were there any special parts?

oh my god yes, i’m shocked we got the follow-up so soon but i loved it just as much as yesterday’s??? a lot of the same thoughts apply here–dan being so proud, phil being so happy about dan’s praise, both of them bonding over the music from classic games, dan’s interest in phil’s childhood and wanting to know all of these details about how phil made it and how his friends reacted, etc. some standout moments for me: 

  • i mean obviously the angel threesome. what even. i feel like the point i’ve worn out to death on here about phil is that he’s been pushing back on the innocence trope for some months now, and has been increasingly comfortable w sexual comments/innuendo/teasing (and not innuendos that are made in a way where he seems to not be aware of what he’s saying.) and yet i was still hashtag shook to see him discussing threesomes so casually and giggling about it, and honestly weirdly startled to be reminded that phil was just like any other sex-crazed 14 year old boy lmao. i loved that whole bit so much. i love that they kept it in despite the break with phil’s mostly g-rated commentary. i laughed so hard at the way they were trying their best to make it seem innocent with those “tea party” comments,, but there was just no salvaging it. i was obsessed with the way dan was rendered nearly speechless, and how phil just stayed completely calm and was being super cheeky and kind of teasing dan for his reactions. also .. interesting that it was a MMF threesome rather than phil just wanting the main protagonist to have a threesome w two of the angels .. hmmm. then phil saying that alex would be worn out after the second round like …… .. i think i actually blushed wtf
  • the part when they were walking through the space maze and you could see little bits of the sky and phil pointed at one of the stars and said “we’re there, i can see our house” and dan went “awww” and i started to cry lmao. the way phil’s mind works is so beautiful i dont’ even get it ,, like he was just looking at the space background and thought to make this cute af remark that kind of acknowledges the sheer enormity of space but that he and dan exist in that space together, in one home wtf?? ? ? and he said it just to make dan smile??? ? ? and it was so casually done as like a throwaway comment that probs anyone would’ve missed amidst this 40-min behemoth of a video but they kept it in anyway and it was so sweet :( i was rly fucking emotional about it  :( also “our house” in general in any context,,, pls 
  • “this is tumblr we’re talking about, they need that gay shit.” uhhhhh. interesting comment from dan. it hit me in a strange way bc like,, i’ve heard this exact thing said about tumblr way too much by The Straights™ as a way of criticizing this platform and also a way of criticizing the driving force of a lot of fandom (which is obvi a need for more queer representation across all media basically.) but it’s interesting bc it’s also kind of a joke-y thing that people on tumblr and inside of those fandom spaces say a lot (like, ‘gimme more of that gay shit’ lol) and they (we) sort of own up to in a self-aware and humorous way. it’s interesting to me that dan decided to make that comment bc from the most objective evaluation it honestly comes across as derisive/rude/offensive, but he’s sort of implicitly asking us to view him as a Tumblr Resident himself (or even a queer person himself lol) and interpret the comment in a humorous way, rather than a critical one and that seems important to me. like a (hetero) outsider can’t rly make that comment without being completely offensive and horrible but dan felt like he could make it, and in so doing, he sort of puts himself on the same level as us in a way? idk. i need to think about this more 

just generally these two videos have given me so much to think about regarding phil and also dnp’s partnership. both videos felt like such a soft and lovely reminder of exactly why i love them so much. the level to which they are able to celebrate each other and demonstrate how much they have in common, how much their senses of humor align, how much they value each others’ opinions and minds, it’s all just so incredible to watch. and phil… like. this was such an important reminder to me of just how deep his creative talent probably runs. if he was making this at 14 (with all the time and effort and dedication and complex thought that that required), i can’t begin to fathom what he could make now, at 30, with 16 more years of knowledge and experience and exposure to all kinds of films and games and books. i feel like phil could make almost anything he wanted. he probably has innate writing talent and ability, and he clearly has the capacity to imagine and construct original characters and worlds. it brings me back to a central question i’ve always had about phil which is why he doesn’t exercise this creative energy more and why he is happy making things for AP that are, to be frank, somewhat formulaic and frequently just vlogs about his own life. i could ramble on that subject for a while as there are a few ideas in my mind for why he put himself into the AP box (security probably foremost on that list) but i’ll save that for another time. i’m just so happy they chose to make these videos though. it was so incredibly original and refreshing and beautiful to see them have so much fun and share in their love for each other. some of the best dapg content ever, for sure.

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Things My Friend Said Playing Video Games

“What are you doing? Get the fuck up! It’s not nap time!”
“Someone is shooting at me.”
“Whelp, my girlfriend killed you.”
“Congratulations, you fucked up.”
“Oh my god, there are so many things.”
“Did I not just do that?”
“What is happening?”
“Sure, take me. Let’s go.”
“My girlfriend is doing all the work!”
“You’re almost as confused as I am.”
“I just like ran right into this raider camp. It’s fine.”
“Random rocks and shit, just hanging out.”
“Great. I got a rock.”
“Let me just throw my ass just down this hole.”
“I love that I’m getting on shit that works on my equipment from the Milky Way, out of these ancient tomb things that the people in this galaxy don’t even know about.”
“Do you have to jump over that? You could walk just two inches!”
“Guys, bridges are supposed to BRIDGE THINGS.”
“I think your bridge is broken.”
“I kinda really want to jump down there. I know I’ll die. But I want to.”
“The music is going spastic, there’s shit flying in my face, there’s giant turnips in the sky… what the fuck is happening?”
“I don’t even know what’s going on.”
“Hold still! I want to shoot you!”
“Let me live my life.”
“My eyes are on fire.”
“This water looks like pudding!”
“They look like dumb little octopi.”
“Now it’s time to die.”
“I’m gonna punch your ass even though you fly, c'mere!”
“Let’s go, guys! So I don’t die – where the fuck are all of you!?”
“Well, it’s DEAD NOW.”
“What? What, what, what? I don’t see anything! What do you want? WHAT?!”
“I wanna get my MAD LOOT first.”
“These robots have the juiciest thighs.”
“ARE YOU TELLING ME THEY CRASHED HERE AND NOBODY NOTICED?”
“ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?”
“I don’t know what the fuck you want from me, but if you think I believe this shit for one minute–”
“Fucking – just die, I’m done with your plot!”
“Knife to the eyeball!”
“Are you dead now? What happened?”
“That’s fucking, like, beautifully stupid.”
“You have a little dialogue tree I can shimmy my butt up?”
“Oh, get out you dirty whore.”

Thousands of miles between us

C455 4JYN.  The number plate is irresistible; he can’t credit no-one has bought it yet.  It’s perfect.

He would never have dreamed of buying Felicity a personalised car number plate  for her birthday; and now he can’t possibly not do it.  It isn’t so very expensive; he’s seen champagne costing more.  Champagne of a high quality, true; but – for a friend – for a dear, dear friend like Felicity…

It’s not as if it says “D13GO 4 F3L1C1TY” or anything (and he wonders idly if there’s any country with number plates long enough to fit all that in).  This, he can play as a joke; can say, hand on heart, that he’s just another humble Rebelcaptain shipper.  Such a funny term; as if he could wrap their poor doomed characters up and mail them to safety somehow.

He buys it and arranges for it to be delivered. 

She calls him on her birthday; though where he is, stuck on location in the middle of nowhere in Western Australia, it’s 1am, so technically the day after.  Since he’s still jetlagged and unable to sleep, sitting up reading in bed, he picks up the phone when it rings, and sees that it’s her; answers, and hears her laughing as she starts to speak.  She sounds drunk, just a little.  He remembers happier days in happier locations, and being drunk with her.  There’s a faint ripple of music behind her voice; it sounds like a solo guitar, playing something lyrical and sparkling.

“Diego!  Thank you for my number plate, you goof, that’s so sweet, now I can drive Jyn’s own car!”

“Well, not just hers…”

“Oh, whose else’s is it, then?”

“Ah, come on, it says it right there!”

“Huh? – what, have you gone and written something silly on the back?”

Oh.  “Come on…  Felicity, just read it.  Read the number.”

“See four fifty-five Jyn.”

“Ahh.  Oh.  Oh…”  She doesn’t get it; she didn’t read the 4 as an A, or the 5s as S’s.  His joke, and the covert flirting it was meant to signal, both fall flat, and his happiness with them.  He sits in the lamplight, staring at the cotton sheet lying over his knees, feeling bereft.   The line to England crackles.

He musters a smile.  It’s still her birthday, there in London.  “Never mind.  Are you having a good time? – are you at a party?  I hear music.”

There’s a pause, and then the sweet, happy sound of her laughter.  “I’m at home, silly, I just got in, that’s the record player, the – thingummy, I mean, the hifi wifi doodah.  Oh, Diego, you’re such an angel!”

“I am?  Uh, well, that’s nice to know…”

“You’re actually going to let me get away with it, aren’t you?  With taking the mickey like this?”

“Are you?  Taking – taking the mickey?”  But she doesn’t answer.  She’s laughing again, and it’s the most beautiful sound he knows.  The corners of her mouth will be all creases and dimples right now, her nose will be crinkling, her teeth showing and her eyes full of light, out there thousands of miles away from him.

“I’d like to hug you right now,” she says merrily.  “Dear darling Diego, I do love you, you know…”

What he does know, he thinks, is that this has to be the alcohol talking.  He makes himself smile as warmly as he can (thousands of miles away from her, now, when he’d most like to wrap his arms around her and never let go). 

He’s about to speak when “Cass-for-Jyn,”  Felicity says, with a triumphant giggle.  “I love it.  It’s bonkers of course, but I love it.  I ship them so much, you know.”  Her voice is so warm, across half the world; so full of love, so alive. 

For a second he can’t breathe.  His smile, his heart, almost hurt with happiness.  “I know!  They’re just so right for each other!”

“Yes, yes, they are.  They’re perfect together.”  Felicity is laughing again.  “You are such a daft darling to buy me such a weird present, and let me tease you and – and everything – and I’m having such a lovely day and far too much prosecco at lunch – no, I tell a lie, it wasn’t, it was quite a classy champagne, look at me, so la-di-dah these days! – but I wish you’d been here with your sneaky bottle of mescal.  I wish you’d been here, Diego…”

“I wish I was there, too,” he tells her truthfully. 

“Anyway, got to go, heavens, it must be 2am or something where you are and I’m keeping you awake!”

“It’s okay, I was awake already and it’s – it’s always good to hear your voice.”

“Bye, then, and thank you for my lovely silly pressie!”

“Bye-bye, Felicity, enjoy the rest of your birthday…”

“Love you, bye-ee!”  And she hangs up.

He sits looking at the phone, and at the light and shadow around him.  Leans over to set the phone, and the paperback, on the nightstand, and put the lamp out.  Lies down in the dark, in the cool, quiet bed.

Says aloud in the darkness; because he’s never said it, and he wants to hear the words: “And I love you, Felicity…”

Thousands of miles away.

Stepping on Toes - Auston Matthews

Can you please write the “the subway train is terribly crowded and you keep bumping my shoulder or stepping on my feet when the train stops and i swear to god i’ll yell at you if you do it one more time - oh wait you’re hot please carry on” au with Auston

I honestly really like this one, it’s very cute! Though it’s not totally an AU I still hope you like it! Also don’t worry requests will be open soon I promise, I’m almost at the end I swear!! Love you guys -Accius

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Star Wars Rebels S3 E21-22: Zero Hour

Season Finale! Who’s ready to lose their shit!

Hey Thrawn!

Hello, Kallus my love!

Look at Kallus being sneaky sneaky!

Hey Tarkin, you jerk, asshole, garbage bin, butt munch

Thrawn knows that there’s an attack coming for Lothal

Ezra: Look at all the Rebels, Kanan!

Kanan: I’m blind, kid

AWWW EZRA AND KANAN ARE BONDING!

Kallus is in Ezra’s old home!

THRAWN FOUND KALLUS OH GOD NO!

KALLUS VS THRAWN!

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Oh.My.God

This is so precious~

Look at how *mommy* Minho tenderly held the baby.

Look at how awkward *daddy* Onew standing there, having no idea what to do.

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I’m so incoherent right now

*crying pitifully in the corner*

Thank you so much for submitting this! It’s so sweet to see Minho being so loving and goofy, isn’t it? And our Jinki hasn’t changed one bit, even since 2010 he only likes babies from a distance/in theory hehe

-Admin M

Okay okay so this took a little less than two hours?? Maybe three, I don’t know, it depends on when you got my anon ask about your cute face. Anyways, here you go! Sorry if it looks really weird and if you don’t like the colors, I tried. Hope you like it, though you don’t have to!

Submission made by @ink-skies


OH MY GOD???????
THIS IS AMAZING?????

HOLY NOODLES I MEAN

THE COLORS ARE SUPER NICE HNNGGG

I RLY LOVE THIS OKAY QwQ

THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!

anonymous asked:

Yes! That anon is right. It's the video she posted on her instagram stories and he was showing her pictures of cats and he said "hold on, babe" !!!!! At least I heard that

Anonymous said: did you find the cat video? omg I need to see it!!! :D

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THIS IS THE VIDEO (via the all so lovely @betty-and-jughead)

OH MY FUCKING GOD; seeing it again it DOES totally sound like he’s saying hold on babe!!!!!!!!! (could also definitely be hold on wait, but ima ignore that fact)

This Life

requested: Hi! I read your Tae scenario and loved it! I wanted to request a Jungkook rainy day type of fluff? Lol like he and his gf just stay in on a rainy day and chillax and play around 😃

Genre: fluff 

Word count: 1.7k

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid


*squish squeak squish squeak*

Your shoes were sopping wet and the inevitable noise coming from them was agitating you even more as you walked down the hallway to your apartment. You reached into your bag trying to find your key to finally get inside and relax, but the sudden pool of water you felt at the bottom distracted you. “UGH OH MY GOD.” You yelled.

Jungkook was on the other side of the door, sitting on your couch and playing video games. He jumped at the sudden screams coming from outside the apartment and dropped his controller. Gosh he was startled, not many people yell so loud in apartment buildings. His eyes opened wide once recognizing your voice and ran to open the door and check if you were alright. You weren’t one to be so disruptive.

In a matter of seconds after you let out your anger verbally the door in front of you swung open and your boyfriend with wide eyes started questioning you immediately.
          “Y/n! What’s wrong?! Why’d you yell? Why are you soaking wet?!? Did someone do this to you? Why-”
    You let out a sigh as he was speaking. He calmed down and quieted himself. “No, I’m ok Jungkook.” You responded
You stepped forward and he stepped aside to let you into your shared apartment.
          Jungkook, still watching you wanting to know why you were in this state, stood silently. His eyes following your figure as you walked straight into the kitchen and to the sink. First, you took off your shoes. Wet shoes was one of your most hated feelings. After dumping the water out of them you did the same to your purse, after plugging the drain so nothing falls down the pipe.
      Damn. That’s all that was running through Jungkooks mind. How the hell is so much water coming out? He didn’t know that was scientifically possible.
             Finally, you ringed out your hair, bent over the sink so you wouldn’t ruin your wood floors.

“…so?” He questioned

“I wanted to walk to the food market today since we needed more produce and the weather seemed so nice. I was half way there, and you know how far it is, when it started raining so hard. It didn’t even look like it would rain. It’s like the grey clouds appeared out of no where!” You huffed. He went a few seconds without showing response. “It’s raining?” He asked confused.
You walked over to the window and swung open the curtains. He always closed them when he was gaming, it was his cave in a way. “Jungkook, it’s pouring.” He was appalled at the sight of the harsh amount of droplets being let down from the sky.
You proceeded to the bedroom to get changed into dry clothes. And warm ones. You were freezing by now.
He followed you a few feet behind, “yes, I do know how far it is, we always take the subway, why would you walk there baby?”
“I didn’t think it would rain and I wanted to be outside so I didn’t mind the distance..” you sulked and pulled off all your wet clothes clinging to your skin.
Jungkook left you to yourself for privacy while doing so. He yelled down the hall as he was almost back in the living room, “do you want hot tea or anything?”
“No it’s ok babe I’ll make it,” you hollered back.

A few minutes later, you exited your room with your pajamas on… even if it was only 2 pm. The coziest pants you could find and a soft t shirt (which happened to be Jungkooks but he let you claim it as yours a long time ago. He thought it was cute on you) and some fuzzy socks. You boiled the water in the electric kettle on the kitchen counter and made your way to the couch where jungkook continued his game. He was sitting with his legs apart, leaning forward when all of a sudden you blocked his vision and knelt down to make your next action easier. You then scooted in between his legs. There wasn’t much room on the couch between his thighs but you didn’t care because the only thing you wanted right now was the warmth of his body enveloping around your frame. Bringing your knees up to your chest you cozied into his torso and he scooted backward so you would have more room. The contact of soft skin from his lips on the nape of your neck made you even more at ease. You leaned your head back onto his shoulder so you wouldn’t block his view. He nuzzled into your neck once again, not leaving his eyes from the screen. “Who are you playing with” you asked
“Yugyeom, Bam Bam, Tae and Hongbin. Heechul left before you got home.”
“Why don’t you have your headset on then?”
“Because I’m with you y/n. I’m gonna get off once this match ends so I can cuddle my babygirl.” He said and he sent little pecks up to your ear while he was still nuzzled against you.
      Affection like this always made you giggle, it was such a precious thing. And he loved your giggles, so he only continued.

He put down his controller on the cushion next to him and snakes his arms around your stomach to give you a little bear hug. 

                                                *beep*

“Ahhh,” you frowned. The water was ready to be poured. Why couldn’t it have waited a little longer. You just wanted to stay in your boyfriends arms. “I don’t wanna get up” you whined, “but I really want tea,”
“I have a solution.” He held your waist and guided you to stand up while he did the same. Once standing, he turned you around so you were facing each other, only a few inches apart.

“Jump.” He said
“What?”
“Jump on me, I’ll carry you over.”

You did as he said, jumping onto his torso, latching your arms around his neck and your legs around his back. Like a piggy back ride, only in front. He place one hand on your lower back and one under your butt for support. As he walked over to the kitchen and grabbed a mug out of the cabinet, he requested, “tell me what to do, you just hang on to me jagi.”
“Yes sir.” You playfully responded to his stern spoken words.
After telling him what tea bags to use, how much honey and milk you liked, he carried the cup of tea back to the living room and you sprung off of him landing on the couch flopping at the impact. He chuckled. “Aww your game ended. Sorry Jungkook.” You said sitting up.
              “It’s alright, I like you better.” He winked. He sat down next to you and put on the TV. Subconiously he raised the glass with your tea and put it to his lips. “Yah!! That’s mine!” You sounded like a little kid. So smol and cute when your angry. You reached for the cup but being the teaser your boyfriend was, he leaned far away from you and held the tea up in the air. There was no way you could reach it. That little meanie always teasing you. “Jungooook-ahh” your voice was raised and eyebrows furrowed. He gave you his signature bunny smile, all his teeth showing.
     You felt the warmth spread through your body. Every time he smiled like that you just fell more in love w him. You forgot all about the tea, only able to remember what a blessing this life was, how much things like this meant to you. How much he meant to you. In only what felt like a second to him you wrapped your arms around him and put your head in his chest. The scent of him made you try to snuggle into his chest more.
                Just a moment ago you were “mad” at him. You had your nose scrunched and you just wanted your tea. Now you couldn’t be closer to him. It psychically wasn’t possible. He was puzzled. But he didn’t mind it. He loved it actually. He softly placed the mug down on the coffee table and leaned back to the right so you two could lay down. He pulled you up closer to his face and you poked your head up to look at him, hands resting on his chest. He was looking back at you.

“Fuck I’m so in love with you.” He cheekily smiled.    “Well it’d kinda be awkward if you didn’t considering we live together.” You teased

He chuckled at your words before responding, “yeah yeah but seriously, I’m so incredibly lucky to have you. I love you y/n. So much.”
“I love you too jungkook.” You softly said back.

He pulled his head up to kiss your forehead before you both put your heads down. His was on the arm rest of the sofa and yours was right under his collarbones. His heart was right under you. You could hear the steady beat of his body and it made your life comfortable. He hand his hands towards the curve of your back and would draw insignificant patterns with his fingers from time to time. It all put you in a trance.
It felt like a dream, and maybe it was, but you didn’t want to wake up from it yet.

             You were tired. Being so tense earlier and walking all that way in the rain exhausted you. Sleepy was how you felt. And sleepy you looked.
“Go to sleep baby” he whispered to you
“Will you meet me in my dreams? I don’t wanna fall asleep yet if I stop getting to look at your face right now.” You said, sounding like a little kid because of your half awake state. You said such cheesy things when tired.
He smiled to himself, “yes. I’ll never leave your side. Now rest my love. Sweet dreams.”

                And with the melody that came naturally through his voice, you closed your eyes, took one last deep inhale, and by the time the last of it was over you were sleeping soundly. And he soon followed you. As your minds connected in dream land your heart beats connected on the couch. Your own essences of time synchronizing, making everything feel more secure and as if your love would never fade away.

         This life. It was made for you two to share. So share it you shall.

Dating Blackpink’s Lisa

Because it’s her birthday and I love her :)


  • she was super confident when she asked you out
  • all smiley and flirty and adorable
  • and when you said yes her eyes widened and she tried to regain her composure 
  • “I’ll see you at 7:30 then!”
  • but when she got back to the dorm she was yelling and laughing and filled with warmth because oh my God she said yes
  • the super fun gf that takes you on dates to the aquarium where she points out all the fish and then tries to make the same face as the fish are making
  • Lisa would just really love to hear you laugh and see you smile
  • she’d probably call you at like 1 am and be like
  • “Y/N, listen to this joke I just thought of”
  • but you still love her
  • she’d like to do couple things like cook or buy matching clothing
  • her favorite part about cooking with you would be getting the ingredients on you  
  • like the two of you are trying to make cookies with a super simple recipe you found off of the internet and all the two of you end up making is a gigantic mess and one giant, partially burnt cookie
  • (seriously, it takes you a straight week to get all of the flour out of your hair)
  • Lisa would take candid photos of you all the time
  • and send them to the Blackpink group chat because she’d love to brag about you and show you off
  • the first time she said “I love you” she’d rehearsed it in her head a million times but then it just came out when the two of you were joking around
  • but she wouldn’t apologize she’d just roll with it because she does love you and you should know that she loves you
  • and when you said it back she’d have that big grin on her face and get all giggly again
  • but like after that if you texted her something romantic late at night when you couldn’t sleep and told her you loved her she’d probably be like
  • “you have a crush on me… that’s so cute. i love you too.”
  • lunch dates all the time
  • also, if you offered to teach her your native language she’d be so excited because then she could tell you she loved you in front of her members without them making fun of her for the next 70 years
  • she’d do her best to teach you key phrases in Thai in return
  • overall, she’d love to joke around with you and show you off and take you new places because she’d be so proud to have you and she’d love you unconditionally

anonymous asked:

A little while ago, I sent in an ask about being unsure of how to come out to my boyfriend that I assumed would be pretty accepting. I told him yesterday (just blurted out "I'm trans") and it couldn't have gone better. He told me that he knew (in a "nicer" way than that) and that he loves me just the same then asked me about pronouns and stuff before saying that he was pretty gay. Later on, I got a text saying that he loves his boyfriend so much. Thank you for helping me get the confidence.

Oh my god. You literally don’t even know how happy I am for you. I’m almost in tears.
I’ve been thinking about you and hoping it went ok, so thank you for the update. Tell your partner he is wonderful. I hope you two have a bright and loving future <3

*Wren

generalanger  asked:

I told my friend about the Percy Jackson musical and told her I cried, and then linked her to your animation of Good Kid. She had to stop herself from crying on the subway. It's wonderful I love it so much, thank you for taking the time to make it <3<3<3

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

AWWWWW THIS THE BEST COMPLIMENT I COULD EVER RECIEVE IT MAKES MY LATE NIGHT SO WORTH IT I’M SO GLAD YOU GUYS LIKED IT OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS SWEET MESSAGE!!! <3<3<3

When you’ve been making something for almost a year and you get to the point where you’re like “yeah I’ll probably put this out there in a couple days” it just feels kind of like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa