(for the pretend to be character he cares about meme) Magenta: "Why the hell do you think I actually like you? Get lost you freak."
You knew this would happen, D-I-S-C-O. Why did you even get your hopes up? Of course you mean nothing to him. Stop lying to yourself.
R-right, I.. mm. …Sorry, I-I’ll just be on my way then. I apologize for making such an assumption. It was highly inappropriate.
I won’t bother you anymore.”