((is this even funny))

  • Dino: Dammit!
  • Joshua: NOOOO WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD
  • Jeonghan: why the fuck are you looking at me joshua??
  • S.coups: watch your goddamn language there are kids here
  • Joshua: ??
  • Jun: joshua I don't fucking know, stop asking me
  • Hoshi: yo what the hell's goin on here
  • Wonwoo: Chan just said a fucking potty word
  • Woozi: wHAT THE FUCK
  • Dokyeom: O SHIT
  • Mingyu: dAMNNN HE GREW UP FAST
  • Minghao: you guys are so fucking annoying let the kid live.
  • Seungkwan: he's too young to be saying shit like that tho
  • Vernon: yeah joshua's right, this is not o fucking kay :')I wonder who taught him that
  • Dino: ...d-darn it?
4

Ben: Harry, my dude. I love you man but you need to stop telling everyone you’re Ruby’s mother. 

Harry: oh. sorry. it’s just we’re so bonded it feels that way sometimes. 

Ben: just no more, k? 

Harry: got it! no more mommy talk. 

Harry: hey adam, have you met Ruby? 

Harry: isn’t she beautiful? 

harry: …I birthed her.