“I swear I won’t have sex with you for a month. Until you kill that eight legged motherfucker.”
You were in bed cuddling with Ethan, it was a normal day really. Nothing too special or terrifying.
You guys had spent the entire day in bed binge watching Netflix. As it was his first free day in a really long time. So you were taking advantage of it, to its fullest.
The whole day was full of just enjoying each other’s company, well like you should.
Until you were laying in his arms as he played with your hair.
“Hey e I gotta get up babe.” You said as you had to use the restroom.
“Fine, bring me a snack please?” He whined out reluctantly letting you out of his grip.
As you exited the bedroom, making your trip to the bathroom. Soon moving on to get Ethan’s snack.
As you were getting a bag of Cheetos from the cabinets, you felt something well. Odd on your hand, scared to look down, you just stood still hoping for the best.
As you looked down to your hand, you saw a spider.
Instantly throwing it of freaking the fuck out.
“ETHAN COME IN HERE NOW!” You yelled out to your boyfriend. Knowing he was equally terrified of spiders, but no way in hell were you about to let that thing touch you ever again.
“Ethannn come on! It’s an emergency!” You shouted once more to him.
He instantly came in running with a bat in his hands thinking someone broke in or something like that, ready to hit someone.
“Ethan why the fuck do you have a bat?” You asked.
“To protect You of course!” He said as he looked around for whatever you could have been yelling about.
“Y/n, why did you scream bloody murder for me, nothings here?” He questioned.
“Over there!” You yelled as you jumped on the counter, as the spider had just hopped onto the floor.
“Ethan! Get it!!!” You yelled once more clinging on your boyfriend for dear life as you sat behind him guarding yourself on the counter.
“Y/n, I’m not getting it. It’s too big.” He said as he began to prop himself up on the counter.
“ETHAN GRANT DOLAN! I swear if you don’t kill that eight legged motherfucker.” You said.
“Youll what? Is that a threat.”
“Ethan if you don’t kill it I’m not having sex with you for an entire month! Now your battle. Kill it and get laid tonight, or don’t.”
“You aren’t actually bribing me are you?” He asked. “Yep. Now get it tiger!” You yelled pushing him toward the spider.
“FOR LOVE!” Ethan yelled as he charged.
Once he got near the spider, it jumped toward him causing him to scream loudly and fall on the floor.
“Ok let’s try this.” He said as he grabbed an oven mit, wooden spoon and pot.
“Ethan we need a dead spider not a four course meal.” You sarcastically said as his plan was playing out.
“Y/n I know what I’m doing, your mans a beast!” He yelled out hitting his chest with both fists, well like a gorilla.
“Ethan, just fucking kill it.” You said tired of the whole situation, ready to just take a nap by now.
Once he neared the spider, he just threw the pan on it. And stepping on the pot once it was fully on the spider. Then he picked the pot up with oven mitts, and scraped the spider off with a spoon into the drain.
“Ethan! We cook with those!” You yelled out laughing at your hilarious boyfriend.
“Okay! He’s dead!” He yelled out victoriously.
“So, about getting laid.” He said wiggling his eyebrows toward you.
“Yeah you might want to take the oven mitts off first baby, you look like a lunch lady.” You said between fits of giggles.
Causing him to blush.
“Ok, off! So how about now?” He said as he continued the action of wiggling his brow once again.
“Ok maybe now.” You said.
And with that, you were dragged off into the shared bedroom. To celebrate his victory of killing the small creature.
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