((god my room is a disaster area))

quirkywanderer  asked:

Sorry if this sends twice. Who does domestics? Who get ridic excited for holidays? Who is more affectionate? What do Bilbo and Bofur do when Thorin is busy kinging? Are there fights over who gets to be the middle spoon? Who wins?

YESSS OK this took a bit to get to because I discussed these with my boffinshield partner in crime, amahhi. Answer’s under the cut because WOW DID I TALK A LOT ABOUT THESE THREE….(warning for a very mild drug mention down in there. old toby leaf. freakin hobbits)

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