((...you don't wanna see him when he's mad))

  • Me: ...and so we realized there's no straight girls in our group.
  • Mom: You're not straight?
  • Me: No, I'm asexual. We... we've been over this before.
  • Mom: What? That's not straight?
  • Me: Well, not exactly. "Heterosexual" means you're sexually attracted to somebody of the opposite gender. I'm asexual, and that means I'm not sexually attracted to anybody.
  • Mom: So that means you're not straight?
  • Me: Technically, yeah.
  • Mom: (exasperated sigh)
  • Me: What's that mean?
  • Mom: You have so many labels. I don't know why you want to label yourself. See, that's why (name of crush) doesn't wanna date you. You told him you were asexual and now he thinks you can't like him.
  • Me: It's not a "label."
  • Mom: When I was younger, you were either straight or gay. Now there's a word for everything.
  • Me: (deep breath) Would you get mad for me labeling myself if I was straight?
  • Mom: ...
  • Me: Would you get up in arms if I called myself straight?
  • Mom: .... huh. I guess not.
  • Me: Why not?
  • Mom: Well, I don't really see that as a label. It's more of an... identifier.
  • Me: Exactly.
  • Mom: .... huh.

anonymous asked:

Don't get mad but....Kenny Omega is a phenomenal wrestler BUT dude I just don't see the ... ya know... attractiveness? Could I be enlightened? I wanna get on the train too but I keep missing the stop lmao.

Oh man! You don’t HAVE to be into anyone if you’re not feeling it.I feel like he doesn’t look physically hot all the time. Like especially with his stupid hair extensions and questionable hair looks, but when he’s his adorable normal self with his blonde curly locks and dorky clothes he just looks so sweet and cute I just wanna hug him and then also suck his dick. I find his passion and love for wrestling incredibly attractive, anyone with loads of emotion and desires is something that really gets me into people. His personality also makes me love him more, he’s so silly and clumsy and doesn’t take himself seriously while also really seeking approval of others and being quite open to feeling vulnerable. I dunno for me with Kenny is more than just how he looks it’s how he acts and carries himself even though I also think he’s super hot and had a body worth dying over!