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Fun fact when you connect to WiFi in a Jack in the box this massive picture of Jack Box covers the accept button and makes connecting impossible

If americans knew that coarse igneous rock was a sign of an intrusive process of developing beneath earth’s surface, then maybe we wouldnt have all these “social jaundice warriors” running around screaming about capitalization

centrists: i don’t believe in genocide, but i’ll defend to the death your right to organize, recruit, distribute propaganda, and make clear statements saying that you are about to commit genocide. i don’t believe in it though and i don’t understand how it happens

“Find someone who chooses you no matter what. Who doesn’t mind giving up a night out to look into your eyes and hold your hands until your breathing slows down. Or wants to go grocery shopping with you as much as they want to hide beneath your sheets together all weekend. Or sometimes puts your needs before their own, because you’re feeling a little stressed and they know you deserve the help just that tiny bit more. Find someone who understands every facet of your personality, and loves each one equally, because if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that someone who won’t even consider giving up their time for you isn’t worth your time at all.”

honey came in and she caught me red handed creepin with the girl next door

picture this we were both butt naked man door hand hook car door


“SPICY BOYFRIEND” IS IN AN Oreo COMMERCIAL😍😩😩🍪🍪🍪 (srry i know i already posted about this today but this is so tite)

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hey u, mentally ill student!!! get registered with student disability services at your college!!!!!!!!!!!

 i wasn’t until just now, after over 4 years of college, and it is the single most helpful resource ive encountered in my schooling. all i receive are attendance accommodations, but being able to confirm to my professors at the beginning of the semester that i am legally disabled means that when i fall behind (and despite being a good student, i always fall behind, because i’m disabled) not only do they know im not just bullshitting and being lazy, but i also have my personal disability counselor who contacts my professors for me when it is an emergency or when im too overwhelmed to have that talk myself. 

i know its small, but i cant even tell you how amazingly different this semester is for me, and how much healthier i am because of this.