'why would we do it in english

why would anyone want them to make an album in english… part of what makes bts so special is their artistry, they’re so hands on with their music and have written so many beautiful songs. we all know what incredible writing skills they have as a group but that’s in korean, they can’t do that in a language they’re not fluent in, how can anyone? releasing an album in english would mean someone else writes the lyrics and that’s not what they’re about. it’s not a true bts album if they barely have a part in the creative process, it’s not a true bts album if they’re forced to cater to entitled assholes

anonymous asked:

I think a lot of people are not liking bts singing in English. But they sang in Japanese its not like the 1st time for them singing in a different language than Korean. I think it will help them in the long run in improving English or get a collaboration with an English artist. I kind of think Justin Bieber gives off a lot of mean vibes to his fans and don't know if he will be nice to JK. There is a reason why people shouldn't meet their idols cause sometimes they are mean in real life.

well……. these interviewers have been taking advantage of the fact that theyre foreigners and are asking those q’s to hype up english/american culture u kno…… and we dont want bts to feel pressured into doing it bc they think its what we want when its not, we want them to be themselves. if they decide to do english songs then thats their choice- like they already made that choice w mic drop.

anyway i dont think jb would be rude to jungkook if they met but also jus being realistic i dont think a collab between them will ever happen

why is it so hard for “fans” to understand that bts is bts because they are loyal to their roots, and they don’t have to produce an english album just to prove anything. they’ve already proved themselves already with all the barriers and records they broke, furthermore, there’s a reason why bts produced a japanese album because they were under a japanese label, so they’re obliged to release japanese music but bts is not in any under english label, so why do you guys pressure these boys to release english songs? it’s already enough for us that they have collaborations from western artists.

stop pressuring them to release an english album because they would think that’s what we want but we just simply want to just do what they’re good at, and we are happy that they stay true to themselves. if you’re having a hard time in understanding what they’re saying, you could look for the translations because there are numerous kind ARMYs who voluntarily translate what they are saying. don’t be a lazy ass and ask your idols to adjust for you.

end of rant. mic drop.

theguardian.com
The great British Brexit robbery: how our democracy was hijacked
A shadowy operation involving big data, billionaire friends of Trump and the disparate forces of the Leave campaign heavily influenced the result of the EU referendum. Is our electoral process still fit for purpose?
By Carole Cadwalladr

Okay.

It took me days to get time together to read this whole thing, but I have finally done it.

This is it. This is the one article you need to read to understand just what is going on in Britain, America, and Russia.

This is the one piece of writing you need and can use to reference the very chilling reality that these countries have been tied together in the machinations  of just a few billionaires, and how Facebook and Google tie in insidiouslyi.

I keep telling y’all to stop fucking with facebook but that’s moot now. It’s so much bigger than this.

“Was that really what you called it, I ask him. Psychological warfare? “Totally. That’s what it is. Psyops. Psychological operations – the same methods the military use to effect mass sentiment change. It’s what they mean by winning ‘hearts and minds’. We were just doing it to win elections in the kind of developing countries that don’t have many rules.”Why would anyone want to intern with a psychological warfare firm, I ask him. And he looks at me like I am mad. “It was like working for MI6. Only it’s MI6 for hire. It was very posh, very English, run by an old Etonian and you got to do some really cool things. Fly all over the world. You were working with the president of Kenya or Ghana or wherever. It’s not like election campaigns in the west. You got to do all sorts of crazy shit.”“

This is not just a story about social psychology and data analytics.

 It has to be understood in terms of a military contractor using military strategies on a civilian population. 

Us. David Miller, a professor of sociology at Bath University and an authority in psyops and propaganda, says it is “an extraordinary scandal that this should be anywhere near a democracy. It should be clear to voters where information is coming from, and if it’s not transparent or open where it’s coming from, it raises the question of whether we are actually living in a democracy or not.”

“And it was Facebook that made it possible. It was from Facebook that Cambridge Analytica obtained its vast dataset in the first place. Earlier, psychologists at Cambridge University harvested Facebook data (legally) for research purposes and published pioneering peer-reviewed work about determining personality traits, political partisanship, sexuality and much more from people’s Facebook “likes”. And SCL/Cambridge Analytica contracted a scientist at the university, Dr Aleksandr Kogan, to harvest new Facebook data. And he did so by paying people to take a personality quiz which also allowed not just their own Facebook profiles to be harvested, but also those of their friends – a process then allowed by the social network.”

Read this. Read the entire thing. It will take you a while and it’s a lot to digest but you need to know.

Signal boost.

@sunderlorn we’re finally completely united in propaganda, isn’t that nice!?

Yuri on Ice interview translation - PASH! 2017/03 (p11) (Q&A part)

Here’s the Q&A part that was published with the episode commentary and I didn’t have time to translate the other day.

Regarding the question about Chris’ acquaintance, you may want to read the report of the other day’s talk show to get a more complete idea.

(Side note: I still haven’t had time to answer some of the questions I received, please wait a little… I will also work on the very long interview with Kubo on the magazine Febri from tonight. Interview rush this month, really.)

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***Re-translating into other languages is ok but please mention that this post is the source***


Mitsurou Kubo presents Q&A exhibition!!!
We asked Kubo-san about curiosities that didn’t fit the commentary, in a Q&A format.

Q. Why is Victor cold to JJ?
A. He genuinely doesn’t care (LOL). He doesn’t even remember JJ’s name correctly, but that’s because he is the type of person that doesn’t try to remember things he isn’t interested about. It’s not like he’s looking down or him or doesn’t get along, he really just doesn’t care. Until this point we hadn’t clearly shown Victor not being interested in someone, so I was thinking about a character who wouldn’t feel hurt even if Victor didn’t care about him… and realized that it could only be JJ. In fact, he wasn’t really bothered.

Q. What is Victor to JJ?
A. I think he is someone he has to challenge. The type of person he wants to confront and beat when they’re both in their very best condition. He would never want to win because Victor is in a bad condition or just out of a slump. More than admiring him, I think he wants to be his equal rival. And he believes that if he does his best he will get the gold medal. Therefore, to avoid looking at Victor like someone who is no match for him, he takes the liberty of speaking with him in that overfamiliar way. But I think that JJ is currently the one who is fighting against the fear of losing more than anyone else. It also looks like he didn’t really have a good relationship with his previous coaches and people didn’t understand him.

Q. Is Victor worried about the “whorl” of hair on his head?
A. More than Victor, this is something many Russian people care about. Though in Victor’s case I think it’s more like his hairline than the whorl (LOL). But I think that having such a weakness makes him a fascinating person. Before the FS in episode 7 Yuuri even presses the top of his head while a large audience is watching. In this scene I wanted to do something that people wouldn’t actually do in the real figure skating world, I had fun drawing it.

Q. We want to know more about Otabek!
A. In his private life he is also a DJ, and he’s kind of a street style guy. He actually has many mischievous friends. That’s why he finds Yurio really cool, because he has so many things that Otabek doesn’t have and admires. And he’s also the type who doesn’t give importance to hierarchies, so Yurio was happy that he wanted them to be equals. So you figure what happens when he asks him “will you come or not?”… (LOL)

Q. Who is the handsome guy always together with Chris?
A. He’s a man from the Swiss Skating Federation. I created him because I didn’t want Chris to feel lonely (LOL). I’m not going to say anything about what his relationship with Chris is, but we believe that he’s a former ice dancer that belongs to the Federation.

Q. We want to know some secret anecdotes about the last episode!
A. When I wrote the storyboard, I added “They say Katsuki is retiring.” as a subtitle. For Victor’s line I also considered “the ‘katsu’ in ‘Katsuki’ is the ‘katsu’ from ‘selfish’!*”, but I thought “nah, Victor is not that good at Japanese” and I didn’t use it (LOL). Also, in the storyboard there was a scene where Yuuri, before skating, is trying to tell Yurio that he’s going to retire but in the end isn’t able to tell him. But there was no time, so it was cut in the anime…
[*translator’s note: “Selfish” in Japanese can be said “jibunkatte” 自分勝手, where the kanji for the “kat(su)” part is the same kanji as the “Katsu” in “Katsuki” 勝生. I’m glad she didn’t use that because it would have been impossible to translate properly… though Victor does still use the word “jibunkatte” in the episode. Also, in the end they are supposed to be speaking in English together, so yeah. By the way, the subtitle she originally thought, which in Japanese is “Katsuki, intai suru’tte yo” is probably a reference to the title of the novel “The Kirishima Thing”  that in Japanese is “Kirishima, bukatsu yameru’tte yo” and was adapted into a movie. The ’~tte yo’ wording has kind of become popular after that.]

Q. How did you decide the way Victor cries?
A. I drew it so that Victor’s tears wouldn’t stream down his cheeks but “drop from the tip of his eyelashes”. Sometimes people who aren’t used to crying do not move their facial muscles and don’t wipe their tears, so they just trickle down. The way Victor cries is something I had already roughly sketched in a meeting with the director.

Q. Why didn’t Phichit talk to Yuuri about his dream?
A. I think the reason Phichit-kun still hasn’t talked to Yuuri about his dream of holding an ice show in Thailand is that he too wants to surprise him. They have this kind of relationship. I think that all skaters, even if this time they couldn’t achieve their best results, are thinking about what they can do to create a skating world that they can enjoy even more than now, and about what they can do for their home countries.

Q. Why does Michele speak in the Hiroshima dialect?
A. In the setting he is from Naples and speaks English with an Italian accent, so to express that I decided that he would speak in Hiroshima dialect.

Q. Tell us how you feel now that the series is over and about the future!
A. I am very well aware that you are all hoping for a continuation of the show, and with director Yamamoto we always talk about what we would like to do if we ever have the chance to work again with the staff that has gathered to make this series. We still do not know if a “St. Petersburg arc” would be the best. However, it’s definitely not something that I can do alone, and to draw this series again we would need to collect a lot of information and find many new things. It wasn’t a series that was possible to create just inside my head. But we must create something convincing, otherwise people are not going to follow us, and it wouldn’t come true. More than anything, the thought that we might not see Yuuri, Victor, Yurio and the other characters again makes us sadder than anyone else. Actually, I’m going to go on a trip abroad with the director soon (LOL), and we are planning to talk about the future too. I hope we have time to discuss carefully about what lies ahead for “Yuri on Ice”, and I’ll be happy if you keep on supporting us in the meantime.


Demigods and Learning Disabilities

So, I headcanon that the Roman demigods actually don’t have dyslexia.

Cause why would they? We use the Roman alphabet for english, so unlike the Greeks, Roman demigods should be okay trying to read.

But

Headcanon that the roman demigods DO have dyscalculia because

Roman Numerals

Elven Accents

Middle Earth was supposed to be an origin myth for Britain, so I highly encourage we consider elven accents and their closest British equivalent.

Vanyar - Irish: It’s so lovely, you just want to hug them. Ingwë and Indis just talk and all heads turn so they can listen. Indis’s kids have a slight tinge to their accents because of it, and sometimes, Findis goes full-Irish just because she can. (None of her other siblings are as good at it as she is). And if there’s a Vanya nearby, they are going to get nominated as the evening’s story teller. No matter what.

Falmari - Yorkshire: It’s very thick and difficult to understand when they talk too quickly, but it’s also warm and beautiful and normally quite understandable. They tend to talk loudly, which is all a part of the charm. It’s also very, very hard to lose once you get it. Eärwen keeps her beautiful accent even after she moves to Tirion and all of her children have distorted versions of it.

Noldor - Scottish: Half the reason they get into so many fights is that no one can understand what they’re saying. Finwë’s house has the “posh” version, so they’re a little easier to understand than your average Noldo, but still. It gets like 10x harder when they’re angry. This also became a problem on the battlefield when Fingon was trying to command Sindar troops, too, and they weren’t quite sure whether they’d heard him correctly. But it is still glorious. After the ban, a lot of the Noldor try to take on the Sindar accent, but only with varying success. (For instance, Maedhros and Maglor could hide their accents 99% of the time, but whenever they got frustrated, their burr would come out and Elrond and Elros thought it was so funny, so they’d start leaving toys around for the Fëanorians to trip on just to hear it. Celebrían and, later, Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen would do the same thing to Galadriel).

Sindar - Posh Southern English: It’s why we see it in the movies, seeing as how by the end of the Third Age, most elves were Sindar or had been influenced by the Sindar accent for so long. It was very pretty, although the exiles totally teased it for being dainty.

Silvan - Welsh: This is also why the English accent is considered the only Elven accent. A lot of people couldn’t tell the difference between the Silvan and Sindar accents, but if you dared to say they were the same thing in front of a Silvan elf, you would be met with a fierce flurry of incomprehensible words. “THEY ARE DIFFERENT AND OURS IS BETTER” is a very common and completely accurate statement among the Silvan. 

Will You Let It Die...?

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Requested: Hey sweetie, how are you? Can you do an imagine where Shawn’s performing Roses onstage and he gets emotional (like last night’s show) bc Roses is y/n’s fav song and he misses her so much bc they aren’t together anymore and then he calls her and asks her for another chance? Sorry my English, it’s not my first language

Note: HERE WE GO Y’ALL

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“What song do you get most emotional about playing?” The girl who had asked him this question during the Q&A meant no harm, but the feeling of his heart breaking at the question - proved him otherwise.

If you were to ask him which song he got the most emotional about playing, which this girl did, it would be Roses. Not due to the message behind it, that had little to do with why Shawn’s eyes stung with sadness each time he performed it. No, it reminded him of the love he had until recently - you.

Shawn took his time in answering this question, debating on whether or not to tell the truth or give a different answer. However, he didn’t want to hide anything, so he gave her the truth.

“Probably Roses.” He answered simply, wanting to move on.

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260317 SWC V LA

Onew didn’t grab his mic for replay so key ran after him and handed it to him ㅋㅋ
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someone in the front was recording and key got right up in her camera rip that girl 😱😱😱
cr: keyoemi

TAEMIN IS ON ONE! HE DID 3 SPINS IN THE MIDDLE OF FEEL GOOS & ALMOST HIT MINHO😂😂I feel like hes gonna bust out his clothes
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Minho: Welcome to SHINee World!

Key: We’ve always wanted to come here for a shinee world concert, right? Not for kcon, not for a kpop concert. I wanted to come for a swc.

Taemin: Today is the last day of the North America show so let’s fire it up!

Taemin: We had a lot of good meals to eat.
Key: We had In n Out

Key:This is real guys. You are not watching youtube right now.

Jonghyun: You are so passionate today. We thought deeply how we should show you our performance this time. I’m honored that you are the last audience that we are performing to.

Interpreter: you guys are very passionate today.
Taemin (in English): you guys are… very… passionate today

Jinki: the louder your cheers, the better we are!
Crowd: *loses their shit*
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Taemin: We will do our best until the end of the show today

Jonghyun: We are going back to Korea tomorrow.. so sad. Taemin learned so much english.

Minho: I really miss LA.. actually today, i watched NBA. Actually i’m.. lakers fan.. my favorite basketball player is Kobe Bryant… but today lakers dont have a game.. but i watched la clippers… but they lose.. today i ate hotdog and in n out… SHINee like In n Out

Key said Minhos jersey was $300 and Minho said “shhh the price is secret” lol
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Key was trying to recall some lyrics from LaLa land to sing but was having trouble so Minho said “are you ok?”
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Key told us not to miss the power Ranger movie
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they were talking about the movie la la land and key and minho were trying to copy the poses from the movie poster. before that minho was talking about basketball and key was like “i know nothing about basketball so what did you do today”
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Minho just dabbed and now MinKey are making silly poses together pfffft
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MINHO: *talks about sports*
Key: “I don’t know what your talking about anyways what did you eat today”
😂😂😂😂
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Key: What were you guys talking about?
Taemin: Why you come hurry.

Key: what were you guys talking about?
Taemin (in English): why you.. come.. hurry. Please call.. your friend.. minho
cr: TrashyJongTae

Jinki: I would like to come back to see you again. its only 13 hours

Taemin:The reason i like LA so much is because the weather is so great. I hope i could come back again to see you all. thank you

Jonghyun: Thank you so much for cheering us on. it was all thanks to you that we could finish so well.

Interpreter:let’s take a picture!
Taemin (in English): let’s take a picture!
Taemin (in korean): let’s take a picture outside!
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Taemin doing an impression of Key
Taemin: ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN TONIGHT???
then hides face behind hood
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Jinki: Please put it down (the banners) so we can see your face
Minho: 1, 2, 3 CHEESEuu~
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THE TUDORS SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ You think you know a story, but you only know how it ends. ’
’ To get to the heart of the story, you have to go back to the beginning. ’
’ I cannot disguise my distress and unhappiness. ’
’ Well, you’re going to have to. ’
’ What about his legs? Are his calves strong like mine? ’
’ Some people might think so. He certainly thinks so himself. ’
’ Your Majesty… he’s French! ’
’ As a humanist I have an abhorrence of war. ’
’ It’s an activity fit only for beasts yet practiced by no kind of beasts so constantly as by man. ’
’ As a humanist I share your opinion. As a King, I’m forced to disagree. ’
’ You should know, you taught me. ’
’ Do you really think we should go to war? ’
’ I think we should try to do as the King wants us to do. ’
’ What if the King doesn’t know what’s in his best interests? ’
’ Because he endowed Universities? ’
’ That victory made him famous. It made him immortal! ’
’ There’s something deep and dangerous in you. ’
’ Those eyes of yours are like dark hooks for the soul. ’
’ You must be prepared to give him the thing you most care for. ’
’ The thing I care for most is my integrity. ’
’ Do you see that young woman over there? Dressed in purple and gold? ’
’ After all, I am merely Your Majesty’s humble servant! ’
’ That would make me very happy. ’
’ Well, do you like it? ’
’ Should I like something that accuses me of being cruel? ’
’ Am I? You have no claim on me. ’
’ I have the same claim as every other lover. ’
’ You are a poet as I am a woman. ’
’ Poets and women are always free with their hearts, are they not? ’
’ You give us no choice but to attack and breach your defenses! ’
’ No knight shall ever breach mine. ’
’ What we lack in men, we can more than make up for in ships. ’
’ We are in an island race, Cardinal. ’
’ We have the best and bravest sailors in the world. ’
’ Your highness must be looking forward with great anticipation to your wedding? ’
’ I hear the king was a great horseman… in his time. ’
’ Don’t tease me. I don’t like it. ’
’ Will you like it when an old man tries to make love to you? ’
’ Your grace goes too far. Already. ’
’ Now you are blasphemous! ’
’ Gospel says the truth will make you free. ’
’ Your Grace, we shall drop our truth into the scales… and the scales will fall. ’
’ I write poems, I don’t know how to be “a poet”. ’
’ My Lord, I don’t know what to say. ’
’ Of course I loved her, but from a distance. ’
’ I ask myself why that should be so. ’
’ Your Majesty, I’m certain he will rule in your favour. ’
’ How dare you look at me! I am your Lord and Master, not your brother! ’
’ You are both banished from court. ’
’ You will remove yourself from my sight. Do you understand? ’
’ I have yet to decide whether to make your bedmate a head shorter. ’
’ I don’t think the English people would ever forgive him! ’
’ I promise, I’ll take you as my only mistress. ’
’ I won’t have a thought or an affection for anyone else. ’
’ Look, I don’t mean he is banished forever. ’
’ I don’t mean he is banished forever. Just as long as he breathes. ’
’ You’re going away, why? ’
’ Must you go? ’
’ We little people must put our hands into the fire if invited to. ’
’ Forgive me, I spoke of things I should not. ’
’ For me, that is the true definition of love. ’
’ I have an audience with His Majesty? ’
’ Well, the King is plainly in love with you. ’
’ What would a silly girl like you have to say to a king? ’
’ How do you like your charge, sweetheart? ’
’ It is your duty to use his love to our advantage. ’
’ Diplomacy is nearly always settled by such proximity. ’
’ I do not sleep with her. Not whilst you and I are still married. ’
’ Ah! Your Excellence, allow me to introduce… ’
’ Someone told me taking infusions was the worst thing. ’
’ I didn’t see all of his game. Now I do. I despise him. ’
’ I do believe you love as well and deeply… as any man. ’
’ Your love is most generous where it is most hurtful. ’
’ Your Majesty, I beg that you yield to the King’s will. ’
’ You speak to me of chastity. ’
’ Have you not a mistress and two children, Your Eminence? ’
’ I could be seen to be acting against her conjugal rights. ’
’ You think it’s nothing, to go back to bed with your wife? ’
’ What do you think is going to happen? ’
’ Let me make certain things plain to you. ’
’ It would mean the total ruin of the kingdom. ’
’ I hear you’ve been unwell? Is it true? ’
’ Majesty, when was I ever unwell enough not to serve you? ’
’ Have you no kind things to say? ’
’ You treat me so unkindly and in public neglect me. ’
’ The weight of academic opinion is against us. ’
’ I don’t think anything, but I imagine everything. ’
’ Do you… do you have a message from the King? ’
’ You hate him like a scorpion. And why? ’
’ Madam, you should never presume… ’
’ You should not abuse the Queen’s honor with such language! ’
’ Your Majesty must forgive me… ’
’ I would rather see her hanged than acknowledge her as my mistress! ’
’ Aren’t you supposed to be running the country? ’
’ They’re all liars, hypocrites and middle-aged men. ’
’ Would you prefer them to be women? ’
’ Have I made you unhappy? ’
’ I would only be unhappy if you ever stopped loving me. ’
’ Madame, I pray you, don’t give way. ’
’ No excellency, I shall never give way. ’
’ I notice you allow yourself none of the trappings of your great office. ’
’ Now, my love, let me conceive… and we will have a son. ’
’ Can you not plead some indisposition? ’
’ And then, I should be genuinely indisposed! ’
’ It’s a pretty head in any case, and I don’t want to lose it either. ’
’ Perhaps, one day this little girl will preside over empires. ’
’ I’m not heartless, whatever some people think- quite the contrary. ’
’ I could still do it. I could find a way to poison her. ’
’ But, why should anyone ever know? ’
’ No I wouldn’t. I’d die amartyr's death. ’
’ You understand? You don’t act alone. ’
’ You’ve never even seen a man being tortured, have you? ’
’ I’m sure we both know the object that has brought us together. ’
’ Will you take the Oath? ’
Alfred F. Jones Incorrect Quotes

“Hahaha…I don’t get it.”

“Dude, you can’t bail on me! I’m boooorrreed!”

“Is watching horror films nightly and never sleeping a psychological disorder? I feel like it is.”

“I can’t adult today.”

“You think you have it bad? I have to drive to Canada for a beer.”

“I’ll just play some Skyrim before bed…Is that the sun?”

“Haha, I love it when my politics constantly counter each other and don’t make sense! Makes me question weather or not I’m in the Matrix!”

“But, like, do you know how cool dinosaurs are?”

“Wow, that sucks. I’m just gonna pop in a Disney movie and forget about that and the rest of my problems!”

“Psst…England’s a bitch, pass it on.” 

“No, you don’t understand, I’m the nice twin! Mattie’s a snarky asshole!”

“The memory of my alien abduction is very hazy, but I do remember them forcing me to watch The Fox and the Hound II as a form of torture.”

“The look on people’s faces when I use blunt honesty give’s me life.”

“Sure, I’d love to grab lunch with you, I need a reason to procrastinate anyway.”

“I want an AU where everything’s the same, but instead of cars, we ride dragons!” 

“Sometimes, you have to ask yourself, WWCAD: What Would Captain America Do?”

“Where’d Mattie go? Isn’t he supposed to be attached at my hip?”

“I’d say that life being a musical would be nice, but I get the feeling that over half of the songs would be China calling me an idiot.”

“No! I don’t miss being a colony! Running around outside in the front yard while England took care of the adult stuff?…No…I don’t miss that…at all…Nope…”

“What? Russia and I aren’t having sex in the closet! That’s insane! We do it in the bedroom like civilized people!”

“Why can’t my common sense be as good as my Math sense?”

“Dammit! I’ve been speaking English since before the 16th century, and I still don’t know how to fucking speak it!”

“Watch these mad skills!…OW! FUCK!”

The Last Airbender was the worst cinematic crime…I mean, the Pearl Harbor movie… Is The Last Airbender automatically better because it’s not a disgrace to a historical tragedy or?” 

“I just wanna go home and eat cookies!”

What Am I To You?

Summary: Taehyung was in love with you but you’re in love with someone else

Pairings: Kim Taehyung (V)/ Reader

Genre: Angst

Words: 5.5k

Warning: College au- so strong language and slight smut

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Chanyeol scenario - Bad things

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not requested

genre: angst, smut

Summary: As a trainee for SM, things can be very difficult, but having an enemy along side you can be even more of a challenge. Especially if your enemy has a soft spot just for you.

Warnings: studio sex, fingering

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English tutor (smut)

Words: 1408

Warning: Smut

Reader X Taehyung

A/N: This smut was requested REALLY long ago. I am sorry it took so long.

A/N2: This gif killed me


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You knew that was wrong. You knew that you could be in a lot of trouble because of that, but you couldn’t help it. You wouldn’t be able to hold yourself back any longer. If you were teased a little bit more, you would blow up. Kim Taehyung was doing that to you.

  You were his English tutor, you had to control yourself. Yeah, you could do that, if he could do it too. Whenever you both were studying, he teased you. I mean, his teases were never physical, he just flirted, but that was enough to drive you crazy. His lips, his hair, his eyes… He was enough to drive you crazy.  

“Y/N-ah! Come on in!” he greeted you as he opened the front door of his dorm. Here ya go. One more day. You can do it, Y/N.

 “Hi TaeTae. Where are the others?” You asked politely. Everything were easier when the boys were there, once they were always walking around, Taehyung were less flirty.

“They are out. I took the chance to learn some English. I’m a good student, right? he smiled cockily. It’s gonna be a long day.

“Ok, huh… Let’s get started. We have some lessons for today” You said as you walked towards the table you always used. You could feel his eyes on your back as you did.

 The moment you both sat, the air changed almost immediately. The tension between you both started to grow up. Damn. You opened the books and started to read some sentences for him.

 “So you change this pronoun to ‘his’ instead of ‘he’” you explained, “You get it?” A few seconds later he hadn’t answered yet, you looked up at him, and his eyes were stuck on you. Your cheeks blushed and you felt yourself getting nervous only by his look, “what? Come on, Tae, that’s easy, you won’t learn if you don’t try, or even pay attention” you said, thought you knew exactly what he was doing.

 “If I wanted to learn today, I wouldn’t have waited my Hyungs and Jungkook to leave” he said. When you didn’t answer, he continued, “Honestly, I’m not listening to one word you are saying. All I can think about is how your lips seem so soft…” he said and started to put his chair closer to yours, his body now touching yours as he grabbed your face, “how your smell is so fucking good and how it attracts me” he said now leaning in and letting his lips make slight contact with your neck, sending you shivers, “and how good it would feel to fuck you” he said, and kissed you.

That moment the world seemed to stop, your heart was beating faster and faster, soon your brain screamed at you.

“Taehyung, Taehyung” you said between breathes, “stop, wait”. He pulled away and looked at you, “No. You know we can’t. I am your English tutor and you’re my student. Plus, we would probably get in trouble”.

“Hum… Getting in trouble with you is worth it” he said simply, “don’t you wanna it? Don’t you want to feel me? I know you fucking do”. Fuck, why is he making all this harder to deal with?

 “I do. But we can’t. We should control ourselves and focus” you said, starting to lose your senses and getting weak. His hand flew to your thigh and started to squeeze it over your skirt, pulling it up slowly as his eyes were locked with yours.

 “We are adults. Fuck it if we shouldn’t. If we want, then we should. We don’t have to tell anyone. Just let me taste you…” he said and now his tongue was playing with your earlobe, “Let me make you suck my dick…” his other hand flew to your hair, “let me fuck you the way I know you want me to” he said and kissed you again, but this time you didn’t try to stop him neither pulled away. You gave up.  

You pulled him closer by his hair and opened your mouth for his tongue to slip in, telling him you wanted him. He took the message and let his tongue explore your mouth, dancing against yours in synchrony.  He pulled away, but only to take you by the hand and make you stand up. Then, he grabbed you by your thighs and made you straddle his hips, carrying you to his bed.

 He let you fall onto the fluff mattress, taking off his shirt. Shit. His half belly half abs drove you insane instantly. You took off your shirt as well and you could see his eyes widening as he realized you were not wearing a bra.

 “How is this you didn’t want me to tease you, but you come here not wearing a bra? What a nasty girl you are” he said and you couldn’t help but blush. Wearing a bra was so uncomfortable that you avoided wearing. He placed himself between your legs and attacked your neck, sucking little purple spots at your soft skin. You let your fingers entangle in his hair, wanting him even closer. He traveled down, stopping on your breasts. His tongue was now working on your nipple, hardening it while his other hand worked on the other one. You let out a low moan and could feel his smirk against your skin. He went down, kissing your belly till he found your shorts.

 “This have to be off” he said while unbuttoning your clothe. He took it off, leaving you only in your underwear. You expected him to take it off too but he didn’t. He placed small kisses on your inner thigh, teasing you. Then, he started to kiss you and tease you over your panties, driving you fucking crazy.

He finally took it off, and wasted no time to eat you out. He sucked on your clit, teasing your entrance with his fingers. You were getting weaker by the time he was touching you, and soon you were whimpering and moaning. He started to add pressure on your clit with his fingers, starting to tongue-fuck you.

 “Oh, fuck” you moaned. He fastened his pace, you could almost feel that sensation building up on your stomach.

 “Hum… Taehyung, please” you whimpered.

 “What do you want, babygirl?” he asked cockily.

“I need you in me” you said.

That was all he wanted to hear. He pulled away from you, only to take off his own clothes. Your mouth watered with the sight of his cock standing proudly against his stomach, all you wanted was to suck him off.

 “Not today baby girl. I just want to fuck you right now” he said, noticing you were staring at his dick.

 You opened your legs as he placed himself between then once again and pushed in. You both moaned at the sensation, the warmth of your walls around his cock making you go to heaven. His pace was slow, teasingly. He was pushing in and out while kissing you, locking your lip between his teeth. You were scratching his back in pleasure.

  “F-faster, please”

 “Are you already begging?” he teased. He pulled away from you suddenly, “on all fours” he commanded.

 You did as he said. He positioned himself in your back, but didn’t push in. He grabbed his dick and caressed your entrance, putting in only the head of his dick.

 “Fuck, please Taehyung! Just push in already” you almost screamed.

 “Huh, I don’t think you deserve it. All this time resisting…it’s my turn to resist, don’t you think?” he said. Bastard. You wouldn’t eat his shit down. Once his dick was at your entrance, you throw yourself back, making his cock get in. He groaned.

 “Huh… you’re a little slut for my cock don’t you?” he said. That was so fucking exciting, “if you want it, then you’ll have”

 He started to pump in and out roughly. He grabbed your hair, making your head stand back. The sound of his skin hitting against yours mixed with your moans were enough to push you both to the edge. Enjoying, he thrusted harder and deeper into you.

It didn’t take long for your walls to clench around him,and once it happened,  his thrusts quickly slowed down and he did cum too.

 You both were fucking tired, so you just stayed there, thinking about what had just happened.

 “Next time is my turn to taste you” you said.

Seventeen reaction to the other members teasing them whenever they’re with you because they have a crush on you

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How could his Children do this to him. Seongcheol just wanted to spend some time with you before promotions began and yet here he was regretting it all. Seongcheol would feel like he lost all his chances with you the minute one of his members spoke

“I might as well die lonely”

Jeonghan

Our angel wouldn’t take their bullshit, He has had his eyes on you for ages and is now he finally saw his chance. Of course fate wasn’t on his side and suddenly telling Joshua about his slight crush with you would be the biggest mistake of his life. I feel like Jeonghan is just gonna glare at the member telling you embarrassing stories about him.

Joshua 

Bless his poor soul, Joshua would’ve seen this coming but prayed it wouldn’t but of course luck wasn’t on his side. Joshua would probably laugh it off and start speed talking in English to distract the members

“Seungkwandidyouknowthatthepopulationis49%womensogoannoyoneoftheminstead”

Jun

Jun is questioning all his life choices at this point. We know he is a confident character but honestly his so called ‘friends’ have ruined everything for him. Jun just wanted to have alone time with you for a while, the fact he had a major crush on you made him even more nervous but sOmE people can’t leave the poor boy alone.

“Why do I exist”

Hoshi

One of the ones who really trusted his members with such a secret only for it to backfire on him. Soonyoung would always be asking for your opinion for his dances and ofc you felt honoured to have a private dance shower by Neagahosh himself. Sadly the members wanted to watch too, pointing out how his hip thrust were harsher than usual.

“No-one asked you Jeonghan”

Wonwoo

If glares could kill, most of seventeen would be dead. Wonwoo isn’t really the type to be able to confess to a girl, He’s more into her figuring out for herself and the boy thought he was so close with all the little touches you 2 would engage in but once one of the members called you ‘Mrs Jeon’ all his hard work would’ve gone down the drain.

“What part of let me handle it do you guys not understand”

Woozi

Romance was always short lived with Jihoon, he doesn’t really have enough time for a relationship but for you he’s willing to spare as much time for you as he can, but ofc there are 12 other idiots living with him that can’t keep their mouths shut. Jihoon just can’t get a break can he poor guy.

DK

The type of member to see the funny side to this and laugh along with bright red cheeks. Seokmin knows his members would never do anything to jeopardise his happiness and they meant well.

Mingyu

Lol, this boy feels dead inside. Like Mingyu was just tryna chat you up, trying to you know get you to agree to go out with him sometime until the maknae line thought it would be funny to tease their hyung about his not so little crush.

THE8

Minghao honestly isn’t ready for bullshit this early in the morning. Since you had fell asleep the night before during movie night, You ended up staying the night since he didn’t have the heart to wake you, but of course the boys thought something different had happened. Cat-calls and whistles were let out as you went to sit next to Minghao for breakfast leaving you very confused and a cereal filled boy fuming.

Seunkgwan

SaLtY. Don’t even get me started on this boy, Seungkwan doesn’t date girls so bitch you special AND the members know you special so the fact they out calling Kwannie out for his flirting skills is just disrespectful.

“Right who I gotta fight, my mama aint raise no bitch”

Vernon

This kid was just tryna have some fun with you over a little take away dinner, when the members decided coming home early was a good idea. I honestly think he would choke on his food once one of them opened their mouth asking about how ‘hot’ the night must of been alone. Trust me, he might be laughing but he got something evil planned his head.

Dino

We have all notice, Chan has been feeling like such a man since he turned 18 like Dino nugu aegi who?, and let me say this just pushed him more to be around you. Whenever you laughed at his jokes or gave him a compliment he felt like such a man..until his members came is cheering on their baby and lets not forget all the reminders about protection. All he can do is just stare tbh.

I’ve just talked to my aunt about the whole pregnancy thing. I had some doubts, so I decided to ask her a few questions since she’s a gynecologist.

According to her thoughts, it turned out that apparently Cheryl was really pregnant but she gave birth two months ago and not now.

Under the cut there’s what my aunt said and why we jumped to this conclusion.

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“EGO’S.”

Request ⇾ Hi I was wondering if u could do a Richie x reader for me where Richie and the reader have the same personality but they hate each other. Little by little tho they start growing feelings but the both deny it.u can do ur own thing after that xxxx love u ♥️🎈

Warnings ⇾ nothing lmao I don’t think

A/N ⇾ no offence but this is the biggest pile of bollocks I’ve ever written, I’m tried and groggy and I’m so sorry! I hope it’s alright!

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Everyone knew that Y/N was practically the female version of Richie. Not only did they both swear like a sailor and say crude jokes that would even have Stan blushing - who was rather immune to their foul mouths by now - their mannerisms were also so alike. Every person has their own little habits and customs that they do without even realising it, it’s something that comes naturally to them, it’s like second nature. It’s sometimes in the form of little sayings or just little actions, that other people notice but the person doing them themselves may not, well, Richie and Y/N were, almost, twins. Richie would always fiddle with his hands when he felt nervous, so would Y/N, he would always push up his glasses when he felt flustered, so would Y/N, he would chew at his nails before entering a class that caused him to feel anxious, so would Y/N. Their characters, too, were so similar. They could both be described as ‘outgoing, flirtatious and slightly annoying’ and were usually always categorised together for that exact reason. It was a mystery to anyone why they didn’t get along.

Their relationship started off with the two hating each other strongly. Neither would mutter a word to the other unless it had some sort of menacing threat involved. Neither would go out with the Losers if the other were already there. Neither would even call each other their friend, they were simply acquaintances, at best. However, this slowly changed and began morphing into a strange love-hate relationship the moment they were paired together for an English project. It was worth half of their overall grade, so despite how much the other wanted to object, they knew it would only make it worse.

Y/N sighed before swallowing her pride and taking a deep breath, “Listen, I know that you and I don’t see eye to eye–”

“You can say that again.” Richie interrupted.

“I know we don’t see eye to eye,” she continued, ignoring the boy’s comment, “so, to make this easier on both of us, why don’t we just do the stupid project and never speak to each other again. How does that sound? Deal?”

“Fine. Deal.” He agreed.

After that, their relationship definitely began blossoming. It took the two a while to start getting along, because they were both stuck in the mind set that the other was, more or less, Satan’s spawn. After a while, Richie realised that Y/N wasn’t all that bad, he’d just jumped to conclusions. And Y/N realised Richie wasn’t all that bad either, she had just listened to rumours instead of getting to know the boy for herself. However, the two both also had very big ego’s and could not force themselves to apologise, not for the life of them, not for how much they desperately wanted to.

It was so frustrating for the others around them, who knew clearly that the two would get along so well if they’d just put their pride aside, for one moment, and apologise. But none of the Losers, not even Bill who still had a little bit of hope, thought that would ever happen. The idea that vampires were real was easier to believe than the two Trashmouth’s getting along. That was until they saw Y/N and Richie holding hands one day as they walked into school together. To say the Losers were shocked would be such an understatement, it could even be classed as a lie. They were dumbfounded and at such a loss for words.

See, what had happened was, while at the Library the weekend prior, the two had shared an inexperienced kiss. One that was provoked by angst and anger, granted, but still a kiss all the same. Y/N had tried telling Richie how she felt, begrudgingly, and he almost upright laughed at her confession despite how much he wanted to tell her that her feelings were reciprocated. Y/N had said that he was selfish and rude and that even when she had tried to pour her heart out to him, he couldn’t get over himself and just be nice, not even for thirty seconds. She also added that his over exaggerated ego was to cover up for the fact he lacked in other departments. Richie told Y/N that that was ridiculous and he wasn’t over compensating for anything! He also told her she was the selfish one and that she couldn’t take a joke. The two sat glaring at one another in the Library before Richie rolled his eyes and leaned across the table, engulfing Y/N in a startling kiss.

After sharing a sloppy and messy kiss, they laughed over how silly they had been just moments before and that was how the two infamous Trashmouth’s became two infamous Trashmouth’s, finally, in a relationship.

pilby  asked:

Hello, I'm hoping this is a linguistics-related question. Is there any reason why my brain interprets the phrase "???" as a weird, upwards-lifting "nnnnng" sound? as if it were trying to say huh?? I would like to know what you think <3

It’s a good question!

I’m afraid my answer will be less linguistic-y than you might have hoped. Although it does have a lot to do with language and human communication!

The first thing you will wanna notice is that the english language has a lot of association that goes like

raised tone at the end of a sentence/uttering = question

Of course, this is not 100% accurate across the board, but even if we were to take something simple like 

“We bought milk.“ vs “We bought milk?“ 

When you read this, in your head or out loud, your tone will quite naturally go on an upwards incline at the end of a sentence. This is a signal to people listening that communicates the question mark without them ever seeing it. Anyone who listens to you read these two sentences will know which one was written with a question mark, right? Even if they can’t see it written out. 

Our language skills, complex and wonderful as they are, are not limited to only the sounds that make up our words. Language is also tone, strange noises, the speed of our words, the rhythm of them, the stress… every single one of these things will change the meaning of anything you utter. 

What I’m saying is, that question-ish sound of “nnng?” carries as much information in it as the word “What?!”. It indicates that you are either confused, or you are questioning something, right? 

Now on to the “???”.

I guess it depends on the person, but you reading “???” as a sound makes perfect sense. We don’t pronounce question marks. They’re just written markers to indicate that something is a question, because pieces of paper can’t “nnng?” But your brain can. Your brain knows that “???” = question. And when you see only these marks on a screen or paper, your brain automatically goes “I know that that is!” and supplies you a noise that is very close in meaning to the question marks, enough to replace them and satisfy your desire to read something out loud in your head. 

What’s REALLY interesting is that HOW you read these question marks isn’t always gonna be the same person to person. Some would assign this unpronounceable phrase a noise, just as you did. Others might associate it not with a sound but with a face. This is how I operate. To me, “???” indicates questioning, but not in noise form but in a facial expression. 

this face

anyway, language is fascinating.

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“nah no way.. i’m not jealous.”

🍜

although you were more than certain that the reason for yoongi not texting you back was because he had an attitude with you, you still felt as though he was up to something.

you sat there and watched as the boys (maknae line + hobi, jin) looked through the flash cards that translated words from korean to english.

“this is very cool, i like it…can…we do that again?” kookie paused after speaking in english and turned to you. “does that make sense y/n?”

“yeah, good job.” you shot him a smile, that was obviously fake.

“what’s wrong? are you lying to me?” kookie said as he quickly became worried and confused.

“nothing’s wrong, you were right. i just uh… thought of something.” you shrugged.

he nodded and went back to what he was originally doing.

“y/n? the weather is good today…is not it?” hobi tapped your shoulder and attempted to ask you a question in english which made you giggle. he was adorable.

“you kind of said it wrong hobi. the correct way is, the weather is good today isn’t it? isn’t can mean, is it not or it’s not. but in this case…when you say isn’t, you’re basically saying, don’t you think the weather is good today? which would be, is it not? you could just say that too. got it?”

he nodded as he tried to comprehend everything that you had said. “thank you!”

your eyes wandered over to the maknae line. they were all taking turns on reading in english. you had never seen them so serious.

“why are y'all looking so-”

“serious?” jimin cut you off and looked up at you which made the other boys do the exact same.

“yeah..” you waited for an answer.

“we want to improve our english so that we can talk to our international army more…duh y/n.” taehyung spoke.

you scoffed at the tone of his voice but you couldn’t really say much, they had told you before.

“and i want to talk to army, charlie puss and jus-”

“you better not. not in this house.” you interrupted jungkook and shot him death glare.

you turned your attention onto jin who was sitting alone, reading the flashcards and writing down notes. “army is my heart and i will love them forever. i like to eat a lot, it’s honestly so crazy. i’m a very handsome man.” he mumbled to himself in english.

“that was good jin!” you sat down beside him and looked at his paper.

석진 입니다 - i am jin
한국 영화 본 적 있어요? - have you ever seen a korean movie?
이트 - this be eat this is my own way of eat or mok (먹)
랩몬 귀여워요 - rapmon is cute

“say these for me?” you asked him as you pointed at the loose sheet of notebook paper that sat in his lap.

“uhh…i am jin have you ever watched…a korean movie eat uh..rapmon is cute!”

“now what the hell!” you couldn’t help but laugh.

“hey no swearing y/n what has yoongi done to you!?” he was in complete fake shock. there has been a bunch of times when yoongi and you would get into arguments over stupid things and curse each other out. he’s heard worse than ‘hell’.

suddenly, you were grabbed by your arm and dragged into a room that you quickly recognized. it was yoongi’s.

a small smirk appeared on your face as you turned around to face your selfish boyfriend. his facial expressions? annoyed and tired.

“what is it?” you sat down in his computer chair and twirled around, trying to lighten the thick air in the room.

“why are you over there? come here.” he got even more annoyed when you didn’t respond. “come. here. y/n.”

you rolled your eyes, sighed and got up. “can you explain your reason for dragging me in here?”

he grabbed your arm and pulled you onto his lap. he eyed you for a few seconds as he flicked the roof of his mouth with his tongue. “you’ve been down there playing teacher for three hours and then when i’m in need, you just throw me to the the side.”

“eh, you just sound jealous.” you shrugged. “are we done? the boys need me.” you were trolling at this point.

“you’ve got to be fucking kidding me y/n..” yoongi let out a loud sigh and lightly pushed you off of him. “i just want you to spend time with me. i miss you.”

“admit you’re jealous and then maybe… something could happen.” you smiled and crossed your arms, while leaning on the wall.

his face scrunched up and he laid back on his bed. “that’s not happening.”

you expected him to say that since he was always so…cocky. even at times like this, he felt like he had to act cool. “see that’s your problem right there. your head is always up your ass yoongi.”

after getting no response from him, you decided to just leave.

“where are you going?” he quickly sat up and followed you out of the door.

“i’m trying to get away from you. why are you following me?” you asked.

as always, he grabbed your arm which made you turn around. you were so close to either yanking your arm away from him or slapping him with your other hand.

“baby don’t leave me!” he actually whined.

“the fuck…?” you overheard namjoon’s voice so you turned your head out of confusion. “i’m here y/n.. ease dropping. mind me.” he
said.

you were weirded out but ignored him and slowly turned your attention back onto yoongi. “say ‘i’m jealous of the others because you’re trying to teach them english instead of going to sleep with me but i’m stupid and it’s true’.”

“what?! i’m not saying that!” he stepped back and put his hands on his hips. although you were upset with the way that he was acting, what he was doing now was amusing to you.

you quickly replaced the smile that snuck onto your face with a frown. “i’m so done with you.”

you started to walk back into the sitting area but yoongi stopped you. you could never get away from him once he had you.

“i’m… jealous of the others because you’re trying to teach them english instead of going to sleep with me but i’m.. stupid and..it’s true..” he mumbled as he looked down at his feet.

you smied and pulled him into a hug, wrapping your arms around his neck. he responded by pulling you closer by your waist and kissing your forehead.

“alright, we good. you’re such a baby you know?” you giggled and placed your forehead on his shoulder.

“for you y/n…you made me this way.” he paused and looked at you once you looked back up. “now can we please go to sleep?”

you nodded and wiggled from between his arms. then, you grabbed his hand and led him back into his room.

you stripped out of the clothes that you were wearing since it would be too much to sleep in. yoongi’s eyes never left your body until you looked up at him.

“i don’t care if you look, why are you trying to hide it?” you giggled.

“yahh y/n i wasn’t looking!” he turned around and grabbed a shirt from the top drawer of his dresser before tossing it to you.

it was obvious that he wanted to look at you but that glare that you own could have him turned on in a matter of seconds.

after you put it on, you dived into yoongi’s pineapple scented sheets and pulled the comforter over your head.

all that yoongi could do was laugh and blush at how cute you were. “you’re so childish.” he said as he crawled in the bed, behind you.

you snuggled up close to him, kissing his hand once he wrapped his arm around you. “and you’re a jealous baby.”

“i’m not!”

🍜

yoongi and you ended up falling asleep a couple of minutes later after arguing about how he was/wasn’t the jealous type. oh yeah, you played in his hair once he begged you too and you were forced into a make°out session.

you won the argument btw.

A Lesson in Love (Intro)

Summary: (College!AU) In which you’re assigned to write a story about romance, a subject you know nothing about, and Bucky, a hopeless romantic, offers you his assistance.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 1,419

A/N: This is going to be a multi-part fic and I’m super excited for it. Be prepared for fluff galore :) 

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@avengerstories - thank you for putting up with me and encouraging me to write this.

Originally posted by ghostwritingforyou

“I’m going to flunk out of college.”

“No you’re not.”

The heavy weight of your backpack is nothing compared to the burden that has been placed on your shoulders due to the assignment you were just given. “Yes, I am.”

“You’re being overdramatic,” Wanda retorts as she quickens her pace in order to stay in step with you.

“Will you let me crash on your sofa when I end up homeless and degree-less?” She snorts and you respond with a glare. “I’m serious.”

“I know. That’s what makes this so funny.”

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