- Denmark: *holding up a piece of paper* Nor! Nor! Look how hot I am!
- Norway: ...That is a map of your land.
- Denmark: Yeah, and technically it is me!
- Norway: Technically you are right.
- Denmark: So?
- Norway: what so?
- Denmark: Am I hot?
- Norway: I would not say hot.
- Denmark: ....
- Norway: More like small and kind of cute with all those islands.
- Denmark: ...Nor.
- Norway: Well, you are showing me a map. Try a photo of yourself next time if you want a different reply.
- Denmark: ...Okay! Wait here! *runs off*
- Norway: ...I wonder how many photos he has of himself.
- Norway: Though, of course none of them will do him justice. Isn't it so, Is?
- Iceland: Please, keep me out of this.
Ok, wait. What is this "horrible orange jacket" that you speak of (regarding the tags in your latest reblog)? Because I have no recollection of Sam ever wearing something like that 😂