'wait no this isn't the time nor the '

  • Denmark: *holding up a piece of paper* Nor! Nor! Look how hot I am!
  • Norway: ...That is a map of your land.
  • Denmark: Yeah, and technically it is me!
  • Norway: Technically you are right.
  • Denmark: So?
  • Norway: what so?
  • Denmark: Am I hot?
  • Norway: I would not say hot.
  • Denmark: ....
  • Norway: More like small and kind of cute with all those islands.
  • Denmark: ...Nor.
  • Norway: Well, you are showing me a map. Try a photo of yourself next time if you want a different reply.
  • Denmark: ...Okay! Wait here! *runs off*
  • Norway: ...I wonder how many photos he has of himself.
  • Norway: Though, of course none of them will do him justice. Isn't it so, Is?
  • Iceland: Please, keep me out of this.
  • Shanks: Whitebeard... I've gone through many battles and suffered various wounds, but what aches now is this one...!!! This isn't a wound from the adventure nor did I get it from Hawkeye... your man, Blackbeard Teach, was the one who inflicted this wound...!!! And it's not like I was careless or anything. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here, Whitebeard!? He's been waiting for a chance... he didn't take the position of a captain or made himself known. All this time, he's been hiding in the shadow of the famous Whitebeard!!! And now he's gained power and started to take action. In the end, he'll be aiming for the top with his own will! He'll eventually take over your position, too.
  • Whitebeard: What do you want me to do? That's what you came here for, right?
  • Shanks: Please, stop Ace!!! Despite his youth, he's entrusted to Captain of the Second Division of your crew. Ace is strong...!!! I know that very well. But that fame and trust complicate things. It's not yet time for them to face each other!!! Leave Blackbeard Teach alone! That's the only wish I have.
  • Whitebeard: Gurarara! I sniveling kid like you dare to say such things. His crime... is something that's highly forbidden on a pirate ship. He killed a nakama! Thus violating the ultimate law. I treat any idiot I let on my ship like my own son. Now, where would the soul of my murdered son go...!!? You can't live in this world without humanity and justice. It's my responsibility to give that stupid Teach a lesson about that...!!! Do you understand, fool? You're 100 years too early to order me around.
  • Shanks: Then nobody will be able to stop this era of recklessness!!!
  • Whitebeard: I have nothing to fear!!! I am the Whitebeard!!!

xfanqirlinq  asked:

Ok, wait. What is this "horrible orange jacket" that you speak of (regarding the tags in your latest reblog)? Because I have no recollection of Sam ever wearing something like that 😂

lmao I guess I must just be following the right blogs… anyways, like.. mid-season 12ish we were introduced to a *controversial* new item in Sam’s wardrobe, which lo and behold was actually not flannel or plaid, but instead this:

it’s certainly not the first nor the last time that the people I follow have gotten into intense discussions about the character’s clothes, but the divide between those who would sacrifice their first borns in homage to it and those who think it’s the most despicable piece of garbage masquerading as fashion ever worn is wide.

here’s another shot in case you haven’t formulated an opinion yet

it’s more of a terracotta really. and in searching for this image I’ve discovered that somebody named it The Tragijacket which is brilliant. i’m mostly in favor of it because it cracks me tf up, but it did also give us this beautiful shot:

I swear I had a better picture of it :/ but anyway, actual gifset here. the color set up is great is what I’m getting at. thanks for asking!

anonymous asked:

Wait so Vincent ks blind the the its all scripted au one time but in the next comic he isn't?

The It’s All Scripted AU is split up into different versions

One version being where everything is the same but Vincent is blind (Tagged as #blindcent)

One where Vincent, Scott, and Paige are all in a polyamorous relationship. (tagged as #Three Rings)

One where Vincent isn’t in a relationship nor is he blind (This means I tag it with #It’s All Scripted AU only. If there’s the tag #blindcent or #Three Rings then the specific thing applies to those versions.)

anonymous asked:

Hiiiii darling <3 how are you?~ hope you have a fun time~ soooo my ask is Gom + Kagami giving keys of their flat to their gf? Omg I hope I didn't make mistakes 🙈 English isn't my native language ^^''

Your English is fine sweetie don’t worry. Thank you for such a cute ask I’m doing pretty well. Hope you enjoy~

Kuroko gifted you the key, he wasn’t embarrassed nor did he fear you’d misuse it. He simply handed it over and kissed you on the cheek.
“You’re always welcome here ___-san, maybe we could make it more permanent soon?”

Aomine dangled the key over your head, waiting for you to grab at it so he could snatch them away. Snickering at your pout before finally letting you have them. 
“If you have access to my home you might as well make use of my bed”

Kise made a big song and dance over it, giving you the key in a little box with a bow on top. He’d even taken the liberty of putting the new key on your keyring, to show that you were going to accept it.
“We’re going to have so much fun ___-cchi, come around whenever okay?”

Midorima couldn’t outright give you a key because he couldn’t admit that he liked having you around that much; instead he masked his intention behind a sensible excuse.
“Here take this. You should have a key for my apartment in case of emergencies … but I wouldn’t object to you using it if you wanted some company”

(Why does Akashi have an apartment? He probs just bought it for the two of you to hang out in) Akashi gave you a brand new shiny key, he wasn’t asking you to move in he was ordering you to move in.
“I think it’s time you and I took things to the next level, we’re both ready and you’d have your own room. I want you in the safest place as much as possible,which just so happens to be by my side”

Kagami was a blushing, stuttering mess as he tried to desperately not say the wrong thing. He was normally much more confident and comfortable around you but he was terrified of scarring you away with this gesture of commitment.
“M-maybe you could bring some clothes ___-chan, you like sleeping at my place. I mean only if you want to, you don’t have to wear clothes… I MEAN YOU-”
You quickly cut him off by kissing him of the cheek and taking the key he offered.