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Northern Irish Memes

i mean we have a lot of the british ones too but I thought I’d do some specific ones

  • lot of cars outside a house = “wonder who died?”
  • queens vs university of ulster arguments (never quite sure how serious these are)
  • jordanstown students in queens library like undercover spies
  • “but noy on utv”
  • actually just fuckin jullian simmons in general
  • fleg protest
  • bout ye
  • buckfast makes ye fuck fast
  • what’s the craic / any craic / here boy have you heard the craic / THE CRAIC IS NINETY 
  • scundered is a different emotion depending what part of the country you’re from
  • dungiveners shag sheep
  • stephen nolan
  • collecting boojum stamps so you can get a free t-shirt
  • ulsterbus timetable aka thirty minutes late and then two land at the same time but there’s no other form of transport
  • driving to mcds with the lads when you’ve passed the oul driving test
  • is the benedy even a real place
  • every “suspicious device” is a bomb scare
  • stopping at the sos bus after a night out for some free soup
  • mammy warning you to stay out of the ‘wrong areas’ like they can smell the protestant/catholic on you
  • seamus heaney is our marmite; you love him or hate him but he’s our only claim to fame so we’re never going to shut up about him (potatoes bogs turf shovels)
  • the holylands
  • tatie bread
  • ballymena. that’s it. no matter who i talk to ballymena is a joke
  • big fish
  • our leaning tower of pisa aka the wonky clock
  • THAT WOMAN THAT SCREAMED NO SURRENDER AT CITY HALL
  • the eternal question of how derry won the city of culture
  • thumbs up for the weekend
  • crisp sandwich

(side note: bomb scares / car bombs / sectarian violence are serious issues and I’m aware that we are still struggling with after effects of the troubles, but in my experience the current generation is desensitized and tired of this shit and we turn to humour to deal with it)

anonymous asked:

Has Vidya ever had any scandals or anything? Because it doesn't seem like it. I think she has a pretty stable life off-screen, is that true?

Well, she was linked to John Abraham and Shahid Kapoor at one point…she’s married to Siddharth Roy Kapur (Aditya’s brother/former head of UTV) and a couple years ago there were rumors he was cheating on her with Kriti Sanon and also possibly one of his work colleagues. Just general “marital discord/cheating” rumors. And during that same time, she had dropped out of some projects and stopped making as many appearances, so people thought it was all tied together (for the record, she said she scaled back because she had health problems).

But they’re still together and she’s back to doing steady work/appearances, so I guess whatever was going on, it worked itself out?

Post-It

Summary: Dan doesn’t handle solitude very well, so when Phil leaves for a five-day family reunion, he’s got a tough week ahead of him. Good thing his boyfriend is super creative with his office supplies. 

Genre: Fluff

Rating: PG-13 bc of my godawful attempts at hinting at smut that i can’t write jfc it’s so bad

Word Count: 4225

A/N: my brain’s melted out of my ears and i’ve had at least three nervous breakdowns in the past three weeks, but my IB exams are finally over! thank you guys so much for being patient as I struggled through them - it means a lot to me that so many of you were excited for my fics to be updated! as promised, here’s a quick oneshot i wrote to show my appreciation that you all stuck around. thanks for being wonderful :)

beta-d by my memechild constipatedhowell (who may or may not be writing the smut part of this fic later hmmm)

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This has been doing the rounds all day on facey-b. Quintessential northern Ireland.

Amortentia

Summary: In which Ben is a Metamorphmagus, Phil can’t pinpoint that amazing scent he’s smelling, and Jack just wants to finish his potion in peace. 

Genre: Hogwarts AU/Fluff

Rating: PG-13 for swearing

Word Count: 2367

A/N: prompt fill for memesandflowercrowns - thanks, beb! and of course, beta-d by the beautiful constipatedhowell. *note: this fic isn’t part of the utve universe for obvious reasons, but i hope you like it anyway! 

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Louis' thoughts on the baby (UK Leg Press)
  • Briana: [is in London, is at shows, is papped]
  • Louis: [goes out clubbing without Briana, is papped with 6 other women, gives no fucks]
  • Louis: I'm very excited [about becoming a dad].
  • The Mirror, Cambio & NOW Magazine: Awkward.
  • Riverside Show: [After asking Louis about what he's going to do on the break and Louis didn't mention the baby, the host leads him with a baby-specific question] And you, you've got a little one on the way. Is it going to be nice to spend time with the baby?
  • Louis: [with no enthusiasm] Yeah, it'll be really nice. [heavy sigh]
  • UTV: And congratulations [on the baby]!
  • Louis: :|
  • XTRA Factor: We heard that One Direction are taking some time out. How are you going to spend that time?
  • Louis: Well, I'mma do nothing for a couple of months, I think. Play a lot of Playstation, eat a lot of rubbish food. And not set an alarm! Oh, that'd be a dream, yeah.
  • ITV: What are you looking forward to on this break?
  • Louis: The idea of having no solid plan, no responsibilities, is really exciting.
  • Simon Cowell: Just enjoy it, Louis! You'll love it! It'll change your life for the better!
  • Louis: ....................
  • Louis: ......
  • Louis: ...
  • Simon: Louis told me he wants me to be the godfather of his baby.
  • Louis: ..........................................
  • Louis: ...............
  • Louis: ...
  • Jim Halpert: [Jim Halpert's like Hell]
151010 EXO AT LOVE CONCERT IN DOME

EXO VCR
https://youtu.be/EdTuvRnbjIM

LAY SOLO STAGE
https://youtu.be/FEhwJtitt2g

SEHUN SOLO STAGE
https://youtu.be/h-1m4y_sd0w
https://youtu.be/93Jmuwi6m9c

KYUNGSOO SOLO STAGE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=r-j33AnSths

SUHO SOLO STAGE
https://youtu.be/mF9uo_gxgP4

YIXING SINGING MYM
https://youtu.be/moYTeST7Q4c

KYUNGSOO SOLO STAGE
https://youtu.be/r-j33AnSths

FANCAM SEHUN TALK
https://youtu.be/ghgoGHf-R00

SEHUN SOLO STAGE
https://youtu.be/QLHP2mY7IxQ
https://youtu.be/7ehfXtJcpYQ

FANCAM (SEHUN)
https://youtu.be/2cBcJ-cPa-E

SEHUN CALL US BABY 😭
https://youtu.be/qMNMlY2ZrZQ

SUHO SOLO STAGE (FANCAM)
https://youtu.be/-_UTv-tkP64
https://youtu.be/_W-xsQiV6F4

SEHUN TALK
https://youtu.be/1AjUxkMxZV0

BAEKHYUN TALK
https://youtu.be/lYWMrMBwsu8