'ugh what's that annoying text'

While waiting to cross the road, this man thought it was going to be like all the other days...

“Ugh, freaking annoying boss. What can I text him…” Sorry I’m gonna be late, there’s a lot of traffic going on.

“Pfff, hope he buys that… again. Oh look, a giant walking marshmallow.”

…………

“Wait whut?!”