'she's in america'

anonymous asked:

What would happen if the 2ps found out their little sister was being bullied and sexually harassed at school and whenever she goes out?

2p!America: Murder. He’d torture them slowly before killing them

2p!Canada: Best believe someone is dying tonight.

2p!England: Would give them all poisonous cupcakes and kick their asses.

2p!France: Would threaten them with a gun. If they didn’t run he’d shoot

2p!China: Hires people to sexually harass the people who were doing that to you. Then has them “vanish”

2p!Russia: He doesn’t kill them. Just sends them to the hospital with little possibility of a full recovery.

2p!Italy: Would send his men after them to kick their asses

2p!Germany: He’s going to break them. They won’t have a chance to run

2p!Prussia: He’ll send Lutz after them while taking care of you

2p!Japan: Hunts them down. Cuts off a hand of theirs and threatens them that each time they touch, get near, or even look at their little sister too long, a limb will get removed. Tell the cops? You’re dead.

2p!Romano: Would strangle them all with his scarf

2p!Spain: He’ll give you a pair of scissors and tell you if they try it again stab them in the arm

my rhw works at a firm where her father and a family friend are partners. the two dads are butting heads about if each other’s kid is competent enough to be partner/run the firm when they retire. they used to date when they were teenagers before she left for america and got married. i would love to request him because now that she’s divorced and back in london they’re sneaking around again and it’s going to get messy???? probably??? because her dad is dying so she needs to get her shit together. so just make him, yeah?

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one thing I noticed about civil war was this cut where they were all suddenly dressed in their suits so i can only assume

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.