'send'

  • Banker:800, 900, 1000.
  • Liechtenstein:Do you know how much is still in the account?
  • Banker:Eighteen dollars and four cents.
  • Switzerland:Whoa! That's a lot left over.
  • Liechtenstein:Okay, you wanted to hold $1,000 cash in your hands... [hands him ten $100 bills]
  • Switzerland, really excited:!!!....that's super disappointing.
  • ~five minutes later~
  • Banker:998, 999, 1000.
  • Switzerland, holding one thousand $1 bills:YES! Now THIS is what I imagined! Hahaha!! Have you ever seen this much cash in your entire life??
  • Banker:I just handed it to you.
  • Switzerland, suddenly very serious:Nickels! I want nickels. A BILLION NICKELS.
  • Liechtenstein:No, big brother-

space-run  asked:

hey just curious, what do you mean by a bisexual haircut?? :0

it’s a trope in tv and real life to get a bob sort of haircut when a (normally female) character is bi or presumed to be in a relationship with a girl! 

some examples:

also in the bi community when you have a haircut/ get a haircut like this you call it the “bi haircut” i have a ton of friends who came out as bi/pan who had/have this haircut. it’s basically just a funny coincidence that turned into a trope! 

  • APH China:I'm just saying, you should have put 'Spoiler Alert' on all of those tweets. Also, NSFW. A lot of what you wrote was really profane.
  • APH Hong Kong:That movie's 25 years old, Wang. And if you don't like how I tweet, don't follow me.
  • APH China:What are you doing now? I'm talking to you.
  • APH Hong Kong:I'm live-tweeting this dumbass conversation.
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WELCOME TO THE SECOND PART OF OUR JOSHUA PROJECT!

“TO THE MOON AND BACK” 22nd Birthday project for SVT Joshua”
by SVT Joshua & Jeonghan Fanbase | Jihanlife


Visit the first part of “TO THE MOON AND BACK” 22nd Birthday project for SVT Joshua” here !

PART 2 : GIFTS PROJECT 

“Always be by your side, promise, now and forever”

We will be sending in 2 gifts as a support “To the moon and back” Joshua’s 22th birthday project. As we all know, our acoustic prince, Joshua had a huge passion on playing guitar. During his childhood years, he used to be a
guitarist in a church choir. Since then, he always strive to improve his guitar skill throughout the years of hard training and tears. This guitar gift support set aimed to show him all the love and support we always and will have for Joshua in his passion, career, and dedication as an artist and as our beloved Hong Jisoo. It’s a reminder of  his success and the fact that we, carats, will “always” be looking after him and that we will always stay by him. <3

Let’s create this memory together and make him shine <3


Where to participate?

Gift no.1

Click here to send in Guitar picks message project !!!  

Gift no. 2

If you’re interested in donating to this project.

Deposit accounts:
Paypal:
jihanlifeproject@gmail.com

Thai bank account:
Kbank
น.ส. สุรปาลิน ชูตินันทน์
สาขาพารากอน
738-2-09850-8

After you’re done with the transferring procedure, please fill in this form:

Honorable Supporter form

so we can include your name into the book <3


ahhhh *wipe off sweats* finally its here. yes. I cant believe its happening <333 IM SO EXCITEDDD.<333 I dont know what to say but please do join this project for Joshua <3 This will be a very memorable memory for us all and joshua himself <3. Let’s do this for joshua yea? <3 

AND PLEASE SPREAD THIS OUT! SHARE IT! AND SPREAD IT NUTELLA ON A TOAST SUNDAY MORNING. IDK WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BUT JUST SPREAD IT AROUND! LET’S UNITE ALL CARATS FOR THIS !!!!!!

#tothemoonandbackforjoshua

Love,

jihanlife (Amiya) 

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(Not My Gif)

“Who ever loses has to go check out the creepy basement” you reminded as the three of you prepared yourselves for the competition.

Sam and Dean both nodded.
“Alright… Rock, Paper Scissors!”.

Sam ended up losing. He wasn’t happy about this at all.
“Why can’t Dean check out the basement?”.

“You know the rules Sammy now run along”.

Fall starters~!

send🍁 for our muses to try and make a huge leaf pile.
send 🍂 for our muses to try and make decorations out of leaves.
send ☔️ for our muses to stay in together during a storm.
send 🏈 for our muses to toss around a football in the yard.
sendfor our muses to go stargazing on a cool night.
send 🔥 for our muses to have a bonfire together.
send 💀 for our muses to marathon horror movies all night.
send 😷 for my muses to take care of your sick muse.
send  😈 for my muse to scare yours.