'see this is why you don't mess with me'

anonymous asked:

What did you say? Heterosexuality is haram? Wtf. Hope it's joke or something

- Noah’s wife was straight. Lot’s wife was straight. Pharaoh was straight. Literally every person who is punished ~by name~ in the Taurat, Injeel AND Qur’an were heterosexual. Coincidence?

- If Adam’s judgement wasn’t clouded by his heterosexuality we wouldn’t be in this worldly mess in the first place. IF Adam was gay like a normal person we never would have been kicked out of the garden.

- “Straight”/”Hetrosexual” are modern sociological constructs. Heterosexuality is bidah. 

- If heterosexuality is permissible then why are there gendered barriers in the masjid? Why are men allowed to expose their navels so wantonly amongst their brothers, but not amongst women?? HMMM?

The only straightness for true Muslims is as-sirat al-mustaqim. It’s so obvious I don’t know how you can’t see it. Heterosexuality is haraam. Obviously.

  • *Molly's flat*
  • Molly: *opens the door* Sorry about the mess. Double shifts *giggles nervously* I'm sure I don't need to tell you.
  • Molly's Date: *chuckles* You should see my place.
  • Molly: *spots the Belstaff on her sofa; panics* Erm...can I?
  • Molly's Date: *confused* Huh?
  • Molly: *trying to shove him through the door* Let's go to your place.
  • Molly's Date: *resisting* Why? What's-
  • Sherlock: *leaves the bedroom wearing a sheet; irritated* I've had it with your cat, Molly. That was the last straw *sits on the sofa*
  • Molly's Date: ...
  • Molly's Date: Please tell me he's your brother.
  • Sherlock: *obnoxiously flipping through a magazine* Husband.
  • Molly: *hisses* Shut it!
  • Molly's Date: *looking between them*
  • Molly's Date: *awkward* Uh, look, Molls I know I said 'up for a good time' on my profile but...
  • Molly: *mortified* No! No, no! It's not like that. He *points at Sherlock* HE married me. I had no part of it.
  • Sherlock: *very smug; mutters* Had no trouble consummating it.
  • Molly: *frowns* Why are you here?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* My wife was about to commit adultery; I thought it best to step in.
  • Molly: *annoyed* Don't call me that. This isn't a marriage.
  • Sherlock: Well, you won't move in with me.
  • Molly: *incredulous* because you haven't asked *quickly* and moving all of my belongings into your flat isn't asking.
  • Sherlock: *thoughtful* Hmm. Anything else?
  • Molly: *thoughtful* I hyphenate my surname.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Fair enough.
  • Molly: *raises an eyebrow* I get the left side of the bed.
  • Sherlock: *folds his arms* Yes, fine.
  • Molly: And I get your other dressing gown.
  • Sherlock: *sighs* I don't want you thinking you wear the trousers, Mrs. Hooper-Holmes.
  • Molly: *smiles* I always have *pauses* well?
  • Sherlock: *looks up* Oh, right *clears his throat* will you move in with me?
  • Molly: *giggles* Yeah, why not? *pulls him to his feet; kisses him*
  • Molly's Date: *perplexed* Err...should I- *gestures at the door*
  • Sherlock: About ten minutes ago but better late than never *winks* isn't that right?
  • Molly: *playfully swats him*
First Time For Naruto Couples:
  • NaruHina:
  • -it'll be so cute and giggly and shy and clumsy.
  • -Lots of grabbing
  • -wandering hands
  • -passionate kisses.
  • -They'll bump heads a few times and laugh about it.
  • -Lots of blushing.
  • -They'll probably have the lights off and the blankets covering both of them.
  • NaruSasu:
  • -ok one word: rough.
  • -Sasuke is a dominant little shit and Naruto won't have it. Teme needs to let him have some control too.
  • -Lots of hickeys.
  • -Angry kisses with teeth and all.
  • -Hair tugging.
  • -Naruto is really vocal and his entire goal would be to get a few sounds from Sasuke too.
  • -"Sas'keh"
  • NaruIno:
  • -Ino is confident. So confident it makes Naruto a little nervous, however when things get going little Naru discovers his dominant side.
  • -A LOT of hair tugging.
  • -Hickeys hickeys hickeys.
  • -french kissing
  • -loud moans
  • SasuSaku:
  • -Sakura is shy, Sasuke is nervous.
  • -a little awkward but then when it gets heated they forget all about shyness
  • -breathy moans
  • -Sakura clawing on his back
  • -Sasuke's hand prints on her hips
  • KakaSaku:
  • -really fun
  • -forEPLAY.
  • -Kakashi keep whispering dirty stuff into her ear
  • -Sakura is BLUSHING
  • -HICKEYS.
  • -don't think Sakura will just lay back and let him do all the work
  • -Sakura on top
  • -Kakashi loVES IT
  • -throaty groans -"fa-hah-ster"
  • ShikaTema:
  • -Temari is blushing so much Shikamaru can't believe his eyes
  • -lots of boob grabbing
  • -deep kisses
  • -lots of staring into each others eyes
  • -Shikamaru with his hair down
  • -Temari thinks its hot
  • -Temari clawing on his back
  • -"you're so hot"
  • ShikaIno:
  • -a little rough
  • -both competing over who can make the other feel better
  • -ShikamARU SNARLS when Ino does something so good
  • -Ino fucking back
  • -hICKEYS.
  • -deep kisses
  • -round 2
  • SaiIno:
  • -Sai telling Ino about everything he's read in books
  • -"is...this okay?"
  • -Sai realising this feels really good.
  • -"shit"
  • -vocal Sai
  • -Dominant Ino
  • -boob grabbing
  • -"wait...do that again."
  • NejiTen:
  • -nERVOUS NEJI.
  • -shy Tenten
  • -"um...is- is this okay?"
  • -fumble-y hands
  • -vOCAL NEJI.
  • -tenten can't stop moaning his name
  • -Neji is blushing
  • -Hair tugging
  • -neck kisses
  • MinaKushi:
  • -Minato is blushing the entire time
  • -Kushina is shy but likes the way Minato is all fumble-y and nervous
  • -sweet kisses
  • -hair brushing
  • -passionate kisses
  • -handholding, intertwining fingers
  • -Kushina leaving scratch marks all over his back
  • ShiIta:
  • -voCAL ITACHI.
  • -Shisui is a giggling fumbling mess
  • -they're drunk as hell
  • -messy kisses
  • -hair tugging
  • -"why are your clothes still on"
  • -throaty groans
  • KibaHina:
  • -every sound Hinata makes leaves Kiba a blushing mess
  • -he's really dominant
  • -LOTS boob grabbing
  • -deep groans
  • -long kisses
  • -foreplay
  • -Kiba won't let Hinata cover up anything even if shy
  • -"don't. Let me see you."
  • -leaves kisses everywhere

i had so much faith that BTS was gonna show up the bbmas looking fine asf, but know that I’m seeing them looking like coconuts and wearing clothes my old uncle’s would wear im stRESSED 😩

Getting texts from Joker before and after running away (Mission gone Wrong!)
  • (Before running away)
  • 🃏Joker: YOU FUCKING ALMOST MURDERED US!
  • ♥️Y/n: I didn't mean too! I didn't expect Robin to sneak up behind me like that!
  • 🃏Joker: You stupid Bitch! You're a fucking assassin! How the FUCK do you not know when there's a person behind you?
  • ♥️Y/n: Don't Fucking blame this on me J! Your guys are the ones who actually messed this up! How the fuck did they not see someone coming right in front of them? Are they blind?
  • 🃏Joker: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
  • ♥️Y/n: WHY SHOULD I? I ALWAYS GET CRAP FROM YOU FOR EVERYTHING I DO! IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR CRAP!
  • 🃏Joker: You're just saying this because it's on text! If you have the guts, say these shits in front of my face!
  • ♥️Y/n: FUCK OFF!
  • 🃏Joker: BITCH! BETTER RUN BECAUSE IM CLOSE TO YOU! IF I GET YOU, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!
  • ♥️Y/n: You fucking broccoli looking face! IM NOT FUCKING STAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE! FUCKING PHYCHO!Can't even kill the bat when he's right in front of you but can act tough when he's gone!
  • 🃏Joker: You know what! Stay at my penthouse! I wanna see you! I'm sorry for putting so much pressure on you and calling you a bitch! It wasn't you, it was my guys who messed up!
  • ♥️Y/n: It's okay! I'll wait for you!
  • (After running away)
  • 🃏Joker: YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU SAID YOU'RE GONNA WAIT FOR ME! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
  • ♥️Y/n: YOU STUPID IDIOT! You think I'm gonna stay and watch you kill me? That's bullshit! And I thought you were smart enough to catch onto what I was saying.
  • 🃏Joker: Oh you messed with the wrong person doll! I'm not the one ANYONE including YOU should mess with. I will find you and make you pay!
  • ♥️Y/n: Pay for what? For your gas? Fuck that shit I'm outta here! You ain't gonna find me because I'm not even in the same country as you!
  • (You are in fact in the same STATE as him!)
  • 🃏Joker: Babygirl! You know daddy is sorry for what he did to you! Why don't you come back and play with him! After all, I'm the only one who can please you!
  • ♥️Y/n: Fuck you asshole! Although I hate you, I would still love to Fuck you but looking into the future, it doesn't look like I'm with you anymore!
  • 🃏Joker: I'm gonna find you, and make you mine after punishing you!
  • ♥️Y/n: I'm not fucking Harley to stick around with you after all the abuse! You can't find me! Until then, peace out Joker!
  • (No hate to Harley Quinn❤️💙)
  • 🃏Joker: See you soon Babygirl!
  • Peter: Hey, Tony, my suit got messed up in a fire.
  • Tony: I'll fix it for you, don't worry about it.
  • Peter: Cool. Thanks dad. ...... Why is everyone starring at me?
  • Natasha: You just called Tony Stark dad. You said 'Thanks dad.'
  • Peter: What? No I didn't, I said thanks 'man'.
  • Tony: Do you see me as a father figure, Peter?
  • Peter: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure, cause your always bothering me.
  • Rhodes: Hey, show your father some respect.
  • Peter: I didn't call him dad!
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - sentence starters
  • 1: "Love your hair."
  • 2: "Oh goodness, look at my wrist, I gotta go."
  • 3: "Oh, I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like!"
  • 4: "Any dolt with half a brain can see that humankind has gone insane."
  • 5: "But it's plain to see, evil inside of me is on the rise."
  • 6: "Wow, sarcasm! That's original!"
  • 7: "Okay. Dude. You are not my nemesis."
  • 8: "Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean, yeah, you do. Do you?"
  • 9: "Don't plan the plan if you can't follow through."
  • 10: "It's not about making money, it's about taking money."
  • 11: "Are you kidding me? What heist were you watching?"
  • 12: "You give my regards to Saint Peter. Or whoever has his job... but in Hell."
  • 13: "Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?"
  • 14: "It's curtains for you, _____. Lacy, gently wafting curtains."
  • 15: "That's weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You wouldn't happen to like frozen yogurt, would you?"
  • 16: "What a crazy, random happenstance."
  • 17: "And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie."
  • 18: "____ threw a car at my head."
  • 19: "Is that the new catchphrase?"
  • 20: "I deserve to get in, you know I do. But killing? Really?"
  • 21: "I don't go to the gym. I'm just naturally like this."
  • 22: "We are meeting now for the first time."
  • 23: "I'm a fan of laundry."
  • 24: "She called him 'sweet'. How is he sweet?"
  • 25: "She talked to me. Why did she talk to me now?"
  • 26: "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
  • 27: "That's not a good sound."
  • 28: "Killing isn't elegant or creative. It's not my style."
  • 29: "And I get what you want."
  • 30: "The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it."
  • 31: "See you at the aftermath."
How the 'ADORE U' MV came about
  • Pledis: Alright, guys, so your kinda-but-not-really first MV! What do you suppose we do?
  • SVT: ...
  • Pledis: Alright so I know this is kinda scary for you guys seeing as you're officially debuting for the first time, but c'mon! Let's break the ice and get some ideas rolling!
  • Seungkwan: *raises hand proudly* I have an idea for the MV.
  • Pledis: *over enthusiastically* Yes, go for it, Seungkwan!
  • Seungkwan: We should totally do a roadtrip concept!
  • SVT: *murmurs of agreement*
  • Pledis: Alright, awesome! That would be pretty cool--
  • Dino: I have an idea too!
  • Pledis: Alright, what is it?
  • Dino: A flower-y concept where we all hang around plants and sip tea.
  • SVT: *murmurs of agreement*
  • Pledis: Uh, okay, that's pretty interesting, I guess--
  • DK: I also have an idea!
  • Pledis: Okay, shoot!
  • DK: An angel concept, where we all wear white and dance among the clouds.
  • SVT: *murmurs of agreement*
  • Pledis: Okay, nice! That makes a lot more sense--
  • Wonwoo: Wait, I have an idea as well.
  • Pledis: Uh, okay. What is it?
  • Wonwoo: A boxing concept.
  • Pledis: ...wat.
  • Wonwoo: Kinda like something out of Rocky, ya feel?
  • Pledis: But that has NOTHING to do with what you're singing about.
  • The8: Right, so why don't we do a band concept instead?
  • Pledis: You see? Now that's what I'm talking about! Great work, Jun!
  • The8: ...I'm The8.
  • Jun: I'M Jun.
  • Pledis: Oh, who cares? You're all the same underneath.
  • Chinaline: ...
  • Hoshi: But wait, why don't we do a sci-fi concept? I mean, it's out there and it's not something that many people have done before.
  • Pledis: Wait, we're still listing concepts? I thought we decided on the band idea.
  • Wonwoo: What about my boxing concept?
  • Dino: Or my plant concept?
  • DK: Or my angel concept?
  • Seungkwan: HEY! We're not gonna forget my, frankly, GENIUS idea of a roadtrip concept - are you kimbap kidding me?!
  • SVT: *arguing*
  • S.Coups: Hey, guys. Guys...HEY GUYS!
  • SVT: *turn to him*
  • S.Coups: How about we take all of the concept ideas...and merge them into one whole music video?!
  • SVT: *approving 'ahhhhh!'*
  • Jeonghan: Now that's an idea I can get behind!
  • Pledis: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but have you all gone NUTS?! WHY would you want to combine all these crazy concepts into one MV?! If your fans see this, they're gonna think you're all on DRUGS!
  • Woozi: Well...aren't we?
  • Pledis:
  • SVT:
  • Pledis:
  • SVT:
  • Pledis:
  • SVT:
  • Pledis:
  • Pledis: Whatever, do what you want - I really couldn't care less. *leaves* Shouldhavestayedwithnuestinsteadofinvestinginthesenutjobs...
  • S.Coups: Sooooooooo.............CRAZY CONCEPT MV IT IS!
  • SVT: YEAAAAAAAH!

anonymous asked:

One thing that always confused me is if gender and sex are separate, why do trans people get dysphoria if their gender is already what it is? Like why do they care if they don't "match"?

I believe gender and sex are separate entities but tied very strongly. For trans people their gender doesnt match their sex. Their gender identity in their brain tells them for example “you are a boy so your body looks this way” but then when they see their body doesnt look like that (instead looks biologically female) it really messes with them. Its like their brain rejects their own body as part of them because it doesnt match their identity, if that makes sense?

Can I tell you a secret? I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone like you before… Actually, I have. I met someone who was exactly like you before. He was just as kind, just as careful.. And I was the reason why things blew up in our faces. I’m afraid to wreck this, this thing here with you. I’m afraid every second of every day that something I do will make me cease to shine so brightly in your eyes, that something I say will be what closes your heart to mine. The truth is, I don’t want you to ever look at me and see less than you do now. Especially not when it’s a miracle that you saw anything here at all.
—  @itsfangirlalex - 🖤

One year anniversary of Rose Legacy!

How did I get to this point? I’m honestly very surprised. I usually played my sims families for a few months only and then I got bored of them. But Roses, oh dear, that’s different.

On this day one year ago, I reinstalled all Sims 3 expansions and stuff packs I have and decided to start a legacy challenge. Yeah, I actually followed some rules. My founder Amelia started very poor with a small house. The rules I followed said the spouse can’t be created by me so she married a townie (to this day I can’t understand why him but…okay). And I decided that the heirs will be girls. Whoops. But I mean, there’s finally a female heir for gen 5! :D As you can probably tell, with time I dropped all the rules and the only thing I decided to do was just having fun and doing what I feel like doing, which is how I play to this day and is the reason why I never finish any sims challenge. The rules.

I love these guys so much, it’s actually crazy. So yeah. Thanks for ruining my life, guys. Just kidding, I really love them and they’re not ruining my life, I ruin theirs.

I think one of the reasons why I’m still playing them is that you guys can see them and read what they’re up to and somehow that really motivates me to go on. Thank you for being here with me :)

Here’s to another year of mess and Doctor Who references I’m not sorry about! :D

the signs after a breakup
  • Aries: keeping themselves busy with little tasks but dying inside
  • Taurus: eat ice cream, sleep, wake up, cry, repeat
  • Gemini: plotting their death, will never get over it
  • Cancer: "lmao i don't even care i just wanna know why she would hurt me like that i loved her so much i trusted her with everything oH GOD WHYYYY" *breaks into tears*
  • Leo: is already with someone else
  • Virgo: wears black, posts depressing stuff on social media
  • Libra: "it's fine, i get it" doesn't get it and is a total mess
  • Scorpio: "I HATE YOU" the next day: "bby pls i want u back"
  • Sagittarius: enjoys being single because life is short and all that happy sag crap
  • Capricorn: does various analytical tests to see why they broke up with them but eventually just breaks down and cries
  • Aquarius: gets really angry and spreads hate about their ex
  • Pisces: is sad and cries for like, months
And then I realized why you left. It is not because somebody new or because you are bored. It’s because I wear scars on my words and my eyes are glass which you can see the bleeding I had inside. Because I am the kind of girl who would say I saw it coming after you broke my heart. You leave not because I am a terrific mess, you leave because you don’t know how to fix me.
—  owlandowly // i wish it had lasted longer / more tears that count
KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR PT.1
  • <p> <b></b> Michael POV<p/><b></b> "Man I didn't even really wanna go to prom, it was just a bunch of overly horny niggas and bitches that spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars on one night that would be over before it began" I said as me and my bestfriend Metri sat at the food court in the mall. "Bitch shut the fuck up you know you wanna go, you just mad cause you don't have a date yet, and you extra salty cause Darrien ain't ask you yet" he laughed as he took a bite of his chick-fil-a sandwhich. He was right though I actually did wanna go but I only wanted to go with one person and that was him, waiting on him to ask me to prom was like waiting in line for new Jordan's to drop it takes forever. "Yeah whatever Bitch, he ain't gonna ask me so Im just over it, it's only a week an a half left till prom and I don't have a tux or limo shit I'm mad as hell I brought that $100 ticket" I said actually becoming mad a little. " Calm down Mike, you'll get asked and if you don't you can come with me and Travis" he replied trying to cherler me up. "GREAT!!, so I can be a third wheel, na I'll pass" I retorted honestly. We finished our meal and did a little more shopping as we were leaving I seen darrien and some other boy walking on I quickly grabbed metri and duck behind this big ass flower pot outside the mall. "BITCH, I'll smack the shit outta you bout to give me whip flash better be glad me and Jesus ace boon coons in this new year don't do that shit no more" he said but I ignored everything he said and said " Look, there go Darrien and some other boy going in the mall, do you know him?" I asked because my Bitch been around the block and up the street a few times. " Yeah that's Evan he got a big dick, Mmm.. A really big-". " Michael?" Someone asked from behind me and from the voice I knew exactly who it was. " He-hey Darrien funny running into you here haha" I say nervously beings I was just caught hiding behind a flower pot at 3 in the afternoon. " What you doing behind this flower pot, hey Metri" he said as he hugged us both. "Well I was-we were- he needed" I couldn't speak at all so like a true bestfriend my bitch quickly said " We were here looking at tuxs for prom, how about you guys and hey Evan!" He said as he gave Evan that look that make ya mom uncomfortable cause she no her son getting dicked down right. "Wassup Metri, still looking sexy as ever, you a stranger thou shawty, I see ya new nigga got you in lock huh?" Evan replied licking his lips and I'll admit I got alil turned on. "please don't get him started on niggas" I said as I pulled darriens so we could talk away from those two knuckle heads.<p/><b></b> Darrien POV<p/><b></b> I'll admit it Michael was looking so fine right now he had his hair I'm braids that led to a man bun and his ass was sitting right, I spotted him and Metri walking out the mall as soon as we got close to the steps o seen him duck down behind that flower pot and all that. "So why was you hiding again?" I asked him because I wanted a answer. " ok truth is I seen you and Evan and I didn't know him so I thought-" before he could finish I said " I was cheating, Oh okay, nah shawty I'm not going no where". " So if that's true why haven't you asked me to prom yet Darrien we only have a week basically to get his shit together, is cause I'm a boy and your parents don't know" he said and I could see the hurt in his eyes. " Come on man! Don't start with that, look I love you and I always will but I'm just not ready for my parents to know yet" I honestly said.<p/><b></b> Me and Michael been messing around since sophomore year and we are now seniors, I came out at school for him cause I really do love him I just haven't told my parents yet.<p/><b></b> "Don't do what! D, explain to the guy I love that I wanna be with him whole heartily I fucking love ya bigheaded ass and I just wanna spend this night with you" he said as tears rolled down his face. Before I could reply he grabbed Metri and left me standing there. "damn, bro you fucked up this time huh?" Evan said walking over as we watched them leave. " Man shut up nigga, I didn't do shit, he wanna go to prom with me but I haven't told my parents about us yet, don't get me wrong I love his ass a lot but I'm not ready yet man, what you think?" I asked him cause he was my boy and he keep it 100 with me. " I think that you should take his ass to prom, tell ya parents and move on if that accept you great if they don't go to college with ya man and start a new life my nigga, for to long we love for others because what they might think or feel bit what about us?" He said as we entered Zumiez " Since when did you become Mr. Knowitall" I said mushing his head. " Since I came out 2 months ago and my mom accept me but you know pops ain't wit it but he cool" he replied which made me think about my next move and how I was gonna tell my parents that there only child was gay and wanted to go to prom with a boy!! Damn.<p/><b></b> If you like this first little snippet of my new tumble story "Knight in shining armor" please please please #reblog and comment lemme know wassup I'll beposting updates every Wednesday and the chapters will be much longer this is just a tease!!<p/></p>
  • Natsu: >.> Sooo... explain to me again why I can't date Juvia.
  • Juvia: Juvia would like to know as well. >.>
  • Erza: Because it messes up the whole chart, don't you see?! -_-* Juvia is smitten with Gray, who is obviously just playing hard to get. Then you have Lucy, who is CRAZY for you, Natsu! You're best friends, so you'll have a really good relationship when you come to grips with your feelings for her. *nods sagely*
  • Natsu: ... Erza, don't take it the wrong way, but that chart is crap. I don't even know where half the pairings on there come from. >.>
  • Juvia: And you're clearly leaving some things out... like Lyon's infatuation with me (where did he suddenly pick up an interest in Meldy, anyway?), Loke-san's flirtatious attitude with Lucy, Ichiya-san's obsession with you...
  • Erza: Don't even GO there. >.> Look, this is the final product, alright? Yes, all those people MIGHT have complicated the chart in the past, but everything's settled now, and we are ALL. HAPPY.
  • Natsu: Yeah, I'm happy with Juvia. >.> Look, Erza, you can't just go choosin' who's gonna be paired up with who. I don't like ya lockin' lips with Blueberry, but you don't see me whippin' up some weird-ass chart to break you two up.
  • Erza: o.o Wh-What?
  • Juvia: Juvia will always be grateful to Gray-sama for showing her the beauty of a cloudless sky, but Juvia has moved on because Gray-sama will not give Juvia the time of day. But Natsu-sama gives Juvia... everything... @.@
  • Natsu: And you'll always be important to me, Erza, but I can't take bein' in the friendzone anymore. So go on 'n keep your Blueberry, and I'll keep mine. Fair? ^__^
  • Erza: But... But... But...
  • Natsu: C'mon, Ju! Let's go have some... fun... ^_____^
  • Juvia: Punishment Game?! *__*
  • Natsu: Eh, why not? You been a bad girl, Ju-chan?
  • Juvia: *pout* Very, very bad, Natsu-sama. Juvia must be punished. Punish Juvia 'til she cums...? *puppy dog eyes*
  • Natsu: *wraps an arm around her shoulders* Alright, alright... C'mon, you naughty girl... ^__^ *leads her away from the redhead*
  • Juvia: ^__^
  • Erza: *watches the two leave with a wounded look; sniffles* Nat...su...?
  • Jellal: *shuffles up to her guiltily* Erza...? I need... comfort...
  • Erza: -_- Of course. What did you do this time...?
  • Jellal: I... I stepped on a tadpole...
  • Erza: ...
  • Jellal: It... It wiggled under my foot, and I killed it...! Oh, why?!
  • Erza: ... **What have I done...? Natsu, come back!!!** T_T