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anonymous asked:

Hermione is obviously an ap student and wood an athlete...where would you put Harry and Ron? we need to drag them too!

ok the standard student athlete meme lowkey applies to both of them, especially Mr. “Youngest Seeker in a Century” ….but i feel like harry deserves his own version just for being the savior of the wizarding world like:

me: i’m dying of laughter
the boy who lived: DYING⁉️☠️ I wouldn’t know the feeling 🙅🏻‍♂️😤 The Grind to defeat The Dark Lord never stops 💪🏻😡👽 I stay horcrux hunting 😈💯 RIP mom and dad 🙏🏻👪

….and i can’t think of one that applies to ron right now but pls add on if you do 👀

Mp100 characters as stupid shit I have done

Shou: Goes sledding down a pile of broken concrete and rusty metal bars. Ends up with a concussion and blacking out for 2 mins. Doesn’t tell anybody till years later

Teruki: tries to show off by doing a fancy jump into the pool. Hits head on the edge and wakes up getting stitches

Mob: spaces out while crossing the street. Barely avoids getting hit by a speeding ambulance

Ritsu: Goes to a pool party and lies about being able to swim to go on the water slide. Nearly drowns and comes to in mother’s arms. Eats pizza.

Reigen: Out of mouthwash so takes a swig of vodka, swishes and then swallows

Serizawa: Used scotch tape and paper towels as a makeshift bandaid because too shy to ask the teacher for a real bandaid

Touchiro: Convinces brother to play ‘pretend grocery store’. Insists on being the cashier and only using real money. Keeps money.

Dimple: teasing a friend then beats a bully with a hiking boot after they make fun of friend for the exact same thing

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乁(⊙▽⊙✿)ㄏ *sweats* bias selfie tag! it’s super late but- thanks to my 2jae goddess @mark2young2jae for tagging me! <3 (i’m pretty sure there’s others but it has been ages.. TT af my dudes)

tagging:  @huggableyoungjae @mark2young2jae (cause i just love seeing ur face on my dash) @jackseunie @chansung4evar @minyo-ongi @jypnior @dsouls @got7ish @ranqueenie @cutepimook @nochuie and anyone who wants to do it! TT3TT feel free to tag me so i can see y’all beautiful faces (p.s. sorry for the tag! you don’t have too! just ignore this i’m awkward! OTL)

anonymous asked:

Okay what is kic I don't understand please

Kings in Couture, also known as the best Yuri!!! on Ice fanfiction ever written (fact), is a WIP Devil Wears Prada AU written by Tumblr user @forovnix and ao3 user slightlied. Here is the summary for Kings in Couture:

“Okay, okay. Ready.” Yuuri starts scribbling as the voice on the other end, someone from the Style and Trends department, relays instructions. “Sorry, can you please spell ‘Gabbana’?”

The person on the line promptly hangs up on him.

Awkwardly, he sets the phone back on the receiver. “Guess not.”

(source: Kings in Couture)

If you haven’t read Kings in Couture and cried over Kings in Couture, I ask you: what are you doing with your life? What are you doing right now? I guarantee that whatever you’re doing right now is not as good, productive, or worth it as reading Kings in Couture by Tumblr user @forovnix and ao3 user slightlied. This writer also has a fan-blog called @forovnix-daily.

Features of this fic, Kings in Couture, include: The Jeans™, plot twists, good writing, lots of fashion references (some of which I understand and some of which are over my head because the author is e x p e r i e n c e d), The Jeans™, and, of course, The Jeans™. All of these features are, in fact, found, in Kings in Couture by @forovnix or slightlied.

(references: Kings in Couture, slightlied, @forovnix, @forovnix-daily)

sweetprincesimon  asked:

(idk if you're still doing this.) "Simon, you look ridiculous in that," Baz paused. "I love it."

Simon frowned. “I’m not supposed to look ridiculous. The shop assistant told me I looked sexy.”

“The shop assistant was also trying to sell you something, love.”

“So you don’t like the jeans?”

“No offense, but not even you are attractive enough for bright blue leopard print.”

“Oh.” Simon said. “Then I probably shouldn’t have bought them in green”

mamalovesnuts  asked:

Sparkle tea. Did I do it right?

Let me translate that for you. 🙄

✨ = a blog rate &  ☕️ = shade someone

0/10 Magnificient, Enthralling, Creative. All things someone would say about your blog. over -90000 too hep 4 skool

@deelitefulsimmer won’t eat boxed chocolates unless they have a map - clearly she doesn’t respect that ‘life is like a box of chocolates…’ saying

@valhallansim says she doesn’t like My Little Pony but, probably has like 100 of them. THIS IS A CaLlOuT

@quiddity-jones gives people cookies but, secretly licks them first. She punched me in the face once, it was awesome 13/10.

  • The Regretful Soldier [to a new recruit]: First rule of battle, little one… don't ever let them know where you are.
  • [Cut to the Bishop of Southwark, firing behind himself as he runs toward the two.]
  • The Bishop of Southwark: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH!
  • [He lands with a grunt behind some nearby rubble.]
  • The Bishop of Southwark: Whoo-hoo!
  • The Regretful Soldier: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.

komugi: LIFE😭is only a GAME 😉⁉️for us sapiosexual strategy gamers 💄💅🏼👌🏼we know how to beat the SYSTEM 👀😂😈 you wish u could! 👊🏼the mind is a heaven 💘😰and we’re the ANGELS who play the game WELL 👸🏼

meruem: its 4am in the morning and u woke me up to text me this.