- [Zenyatta and Genji are competing against Winston, who’s getting increasingly angry]
- Winston: *ROARS*
- Zenyatta: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
- Genji: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset him.
- Zenyatta: But nobody worries about upsetting an omnic.
- Genji: That's 'cause omnics don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Genetically enhanced gorillas are known to do that.
- Zenyatta: I see your point. I suggest a new strategy: let the gorilla win.
are you still doing au headcanons? because mckirk au with jim as a fireman and bones is a paramedic pretty please. (p.s: i adore your writing, omg)