'my liege this is HELL'

Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.

Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

Tsk. Just how are you planning to represent our liege if you can’t even dress yourself properly?”


Lucifer x Reader

Word Count: 945 

Warnings: swearing, basically pure smut, a little bit of fluff, but whatever.

**Another stupid smutty thing. Feeling a little more love for Luci lately. Anyway, enjoy.

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You bit your lip as you stared up at his beautiful blue eyes. “You don’t have another one of your little minion meetings tonight, do you?” you asked ran your hand up his t-shirt clad chest.

Lucifer shook his head. “Oh no, my sweet. Not tonight.” He slipped his long fingers into the front pockets of your jeans. “My followers can wait.”

You smirked up at your King. “Good, because we have plans.” You perched onto your tip-toes and kissed him roughly. You knew that drove him absolutely wild, which drove you insane.

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So these are some costume sketches for @blackkatmagic‘s Super Hero AU “I’ve Invented a Momentum That’ll Never Slow Me Down. The first set are just some doodles I did right after reading it a few months ago, including costumes for Toka and Izuna (who in my head I was calling Fury & Wrath respectively). Then awhile later I did a cleaned up version of Mito as Hellcat, but before I could finish the matching one for Tobirama I may have watched the enitre Miraculous season 1 and reread the fic while making costume notes… because I’m a dork like that…

Which resulted in the bottom two costumes, which match the descriptions given by my liege, the Queen of RP Hell :P

They’re still a little rough, and I’ll definitely tweak them some more when I add colour. ^.^ But yeah, think black for the shaded bits on Mito, with dark red on the lighter bits, and really dark blue with white accents for Tobirama

More version to come (aka cleaned up, with colour, and the dork squad that is Hashirama and Madara in spandex)

Are you kidding? Because you have never done one single thing for me in the entire time since I became a vampire. Instead you have done your level best to make my life miserable and then end it. So—if you want it in vampire language—it affords me great pleasure, my liege, to say to you now: Hell, no.
—  Simon Lewis, City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare

anonymous asked:

I was watching shadowhunters with my mom and we got on the subject of simon and Raphael and I was like,"Yeah Simon and Raphael end up being good friends" and she's like,"what're you talking about Raphael is always trying to kill Simon and he would've if he hadn't had the mark of cain" I hadn't even realized what you did to me until too late

The thing is though, I think there is something between Simon and Raphael. Not like proper full on romance, but a kind of grudging loyalty that’s sort of a bit marred by their very opposing personalities. But when you actually look at all the interactions between Simon and Raphael through the series you do start to see it. You didn’t ask for an essay, but the opportunity is too tempting, so I’m gonna give you one anyway. You can show your mum if you like XD

I’m gonna put it under a cut because it’s reeeally long. Also very spoilery if you haven’t finished all the books yet.

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