'im the captain i do what i want'

anonymous asked:

I would read the crap out of your bitty in the NHL fic

(anon is referring to these tags:  #b r a h#i have a solid 2k of backstory for how bitty could have started hockey earlier and been good enough to sign with the NHL after graduating#it involves bitty’s aunt connie john johnson’s mother and the edmonton oilers#idk if i’ll ever post it because i’m only done the outline of the fic#(thats just the 2k prologue lol) from this post

ME TOO!! I want to read it so bad, I just don’t…. want.. to write… it…… 

This is the summary though! 

Eric Bittle expected his first year in the NHL to be difficult. He expected the long road trips, the aggressive checks, the constant fatigue, the rampant homophobia lurking under the surface of a culture that put traditional masculinity on a pedestal. Less expected is the balancing act that is his social life. Putting up with a surly captain while keeping in contact with friends from college and slowly falling for an anonymous guy he met on tinder were not a part of Bitty’s contract with the Providence Falconers.

Yes, Jack is the guy he met on tinder. No, neither of them know that. 

I really want it to be a multi media story so it includes tumblr posts, newspaper headlines, text messages etc. for example, from chapter 3:

Tumblr post. fyeahjarse: Did you hear about Zimms helping Eric Bittle?? They’re doing extra morning practices together??? Look at my son helping my other son, what a good captain. -> reblogged and someone adds doodles of them as falcons a la the penguin artist on irl hockey tumblr (ninja omelet) 

The Signs As Shit My Teamates Have Said/Done

Aries: *is a pitcher* *hits two batters in one inning* “lmao oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

Taurus: *starts singing the national anthem with a really heavy/twangy country voice* “fuck this softball shit im changing my career path”

Gemini: *is the captain* *asked what the team was wearing the next day* “im wearing a bikini do whatever the fuck you want”

Cancer: *the center fielder, shouting to the one in right* “hey heads up, coming your way. just kidding. i have no idea who’s up and what they’ve done.”

Leo: *found out at out last practice before our biggest tourney she was playing second* *whispers fearfully “i haven’t fielded a ground ball in more than two years”

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anonymous asked:

I saw your post about the you're doing great sweetie meme and I just had this thought and it won't go away what if. In Nassau. There are people that also do that, to flint?? Bc he's the most feared pirate captain but he's also. Really polite? And reserved? So he's interacting w/regular people and he's just his normal slightly awkward self and people just want him to do well and have nice things and he has no idea and I can't stop. Imagining it.

listen……………i love this so much i could cry.

flint has a lot of strange fans in nassau:

  • the dogs love him because he always carries scraps in his coat. he spoils them like crazy, feeds them when nobody’s watching. there’s a reddish one that likes flint in particular, she trails him around the streets and he looks around over his shoulder in a panic before giving it a fond scratch behind the ears and shooing it away, scowling
  • the little girls that play behind the tavern love him because he doesn’t speak to them like they’re little girls. they pull at his jacket until he crouches to get to their eye-level and then they very seriously discuss the goings on; “robert pulled me hair yesterday mr. flint” “is that right? and what did you do?” “i told him if he did it again id summon you ta drag him inta the depths” flint goes a bit still at that and she puts her little hand on his shoulder “he’s so stupid he believed me, mr flint, he hasn’t touched me hair since” and flint laughs, and another girl overhears “the boys don’t know how nice you are, please don’t tell them” FLINT SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS THAT ADORE HIM AND AREN’T AFRAID OF HIM! maybe they ask to braid his hair at one point because they’re all fascinated by the color, and he resists a little at first but they crowd around him so he has no chance. oh and also he forgets to undo one so he just has a single braid leading into the bun on his head for days, i’m crying 
  • there’s a street vendor a little ways inland, a man who looks to be a bit too old to still be alive in the 18th century, and he’s half-blind in one eye and he’s got a soft kind face and a workman’s hands and he sells handmade leather goods; flint stops by whenever he can, half the shit he owns he bought from the man, exchanged valuable things he found on prizes for pennies. the man has no idea his best customer is captain flint, they always have lengthy conversations about the weather and flint always walks away from the stand lightly smiling and thinking of padstow
  • EVERY LOW KEY PERSON IN NASSAU LOVES CAPTAIN JAMES FLINT MCGRAW EVEN IF THEY DON’T KNOW THEY LOVE HIM 

callpo  asked:

Hi Im new and I just wanted to say I really like your work it's awesome wow. I'm really excited for season 2. Also question : what nicknames do the 104th squad cadets and vets have for Levi ( you know since he's short and a cleaning freak) bonus if you include his squad and your own nickname mama Sorry this was long

Mikasa: Chibi/Shorty
Reiner: Captain Shortcake
Bertholdt: Mr Clean
Annie: Corporal Kleenex
Eren: No Nicknames!! Gotta Respect The Corporal
Jean: Pipsqueak
Marco: Captain Clean
Sasha: Lance Corporal Moon Moon
Connie: Scary Old Dude
Historia: Muscle Dwarf
Armin: Corporal Krill
Ymir: Vertically Challenged Corporal
Hanji: Mom
Erwin: Miraculous Ladybug
Nanaba: Vaccum Captain
Mike: Oompa Loompa
Moblit: Corporaaaaaaaall??!!
Hajimama: Levi Rivaille (lololol)

y’all mind if i

love and support hera syndulla

College!AU Minghao
  • major: environmental science 
  • minor: marine biology 
  • sports: fencing
  • clubs: oceanography club, volunteer at the aquarium, and part time chinese language tutor 
  • minghao is the kind of person that everyone knows by name but beyond that he’s a mystery??? 
  • like no one really knows anything personal about him aside from the fact that he likes animals and takes like 327093 bio courses for his major
  • when some1 asked him what grade he got for a lab minghao just smiled at them and left like that was his response and the person was like,,,,,,,what does that mean and jun (official minghao translator) was like “it means you dont ask people about their grades. esp not a genius like minghao” 
  • tbh minghao just didn’t hear him because he was thinking about what snack to get from the vending machine but jun likes being dramatic and minghao doesn’t have the energy to stop him
  • sooooo why environmental science and marine biology?? well minghao has always admired animals, but after getting a volunteering job @ the aquariums gift shop in high school he got to spend time looking at all the different animals that exist in the water and he was just like holy shit
  • minghao “seals? basically water dogs. sharks? also basically water dogs except like maybe not as playful….angry water dogs there we go.”
  • he still volunteers at the aquarium but instead of just working in the shop he actually gets to help out the trainers and he’s even got to do the feeding show with the penguins and it’s adorable he just has the biggest smile on when he’s around all the animals
  • mingyu: “so like …. you know those sardines that you feed the penguins and seals like could a human also eat-” 
  • minghao: “never speak to me again”
  • minghao’s interest and love for the animals is like very subtle, like you’d look at him and he’s standing there listening to music and he’s lean and handsome and you’re like ‘wow, he looks like he’d be a model or……a dancer’
  • but then he pulls out his textbook on the ocean and you’re like what and minghao’s phone case has jellyfish on it. it’s adorable. its like what you see is not what you get with him. its BETTER
  • he got into fencing after he found out dance team wasnt like an official sport and tbh he got recruited by captain jackson wang because he saw minghao tutoring in chinese @ the library and he was like wow cool another native chinese speaker!! so he went over to make friends and when minghao stood up jackson was like ‘you’re tall’ and minghao was like hmmmm??? and jackson was like ‘join fencing club’
  • at first minghao was like nah but dance team meet on the same days as he volunteers so he was like maybe fencing wont be that bad,,,, (also jackson wouldn’t stop chasing him around campus to join)
  • minghao in the fencing uniform with his hair pulled back with like a band ,,,,, imagine ,,,,,,
  • im also thinking like minghao whose wearing like khakis and like a windbreaker when he’s out in the field doing research but like on campus he’s pretty stylish like he has those grey sweatpants and street brand name sneakers and also
  • minghao with a helix + graduate lobe piercings…….one of the studs on his ears is a little starfish….ok anyway
  • so you’re always in the library because your roommate is …. to put is nicely……extremely social
  • as in they always have people over and you’ve got essays and tests coming up and you don’t want to try to be studying with the sound of laughter and other people yelling and so basically your dorm is the library
  • and every monday + thursday minghao sits at the table next to yours and tutors in chinese. a lot of the time though, no one shows up and so you kind of just see him sitting there with his notebook open, twirling his pen around his fingers and dozing off
  • and like a lot of people you just know him by name and it’s not like you really really really find him interesting, it’s just you two always see each other and you know at some point it becomes just common courtesy to at least smile at each other
  • but that’s all it is, smiles. 
  • except is it? like u start noticing the smallest, cutest things he does. like the way he runs his fingers over lips when he’s thinking really hard about something, or the way his voice changes when he starts speaking chinese, the way he rolls his eyes when mingyu stop to visit just to bother him about food or something and the way he laughs and covers it with his hand when seokmin sees him and makes a joke
  • and oh god you tell yourself: do not develop a crush on minghao. it’s futile 
  • but minghao notices you too.
  • he might look like he’s reading up on biohazardous chemicals affecting sea life  but from the corner of his eye he sees the way your cardigan is slipping off your shoulder. the way you toy with the keychain on your bag. the way you hold you coffee with both hands
  • you two have caught each other looking but all you could do is just….smile. like oh it’s an accident, we didn’t meet eyes because we were staring…..
  • and then the ghost incident happens
  • and by that i mean, you’re staying late in the library once again because this time your roommate has a significant other over and they’re texting you like “sock is on the dorm doorknob if You know WhaT I  m e an (((((;” and you’re like oh my god 
  • but you had two 3 hours lectures today and your eyes are fogging up and you rest your head on your bag for a second and all you see is the outline of the person at the table next to you and before you know you’re lights out. zZZZZZZZ
  • when you wake up tho…….it’s quiet……like more quiet and you look up to see that the lights are dim and that the tables are all empty
  • and you’re like wth what time is it and when you check your phone it’s like at 3% because iTS LIKE TEN O CL Ock the LIBRARy CLSOED an hour ago
  • and you’re like holyshit no no no n o and you get up in a panic but then stop because…..there’s a person
  • also asleep……………at the table next to yours
  • and it takes you a second but you see the hair,,,,and the starfish earring and you’re like 
  • “minghao???”
  • carefully you go over and see that he’s laying on a textbook with candy wrappers near his hand and you’re like ?? he was here when i was first falling asleep,,,why’d he stay so long
  • but you gently shake his shoulder and he comes to and he’s like huh hmm??? and it’s cute he has his hair a bit messy and there’s a piece of candy stuck to his lip and you’re like !!!!! “hey,,,,we both fell asleep and i think we might be locked….in here…”
  • minghao wakes up instantly and he stands up and is like ???? seriously and you two walk over to the front where the librarian usually sits and ofc she’s not there and minghao checks the doors which are ofc locked and you both are like: we’re fucked
  •  and you’re like “at least it isn’t dark-”
  • but just as you finish your sentences the lights go out and you’re like ARE YOU KIDDING and minghao is like the whole school has automatic lighting that stops at 10:30 …. the gym also has this,,, and you’re like o h 
  • and minghao’s like “let me use my phone’s flashlight” and he turns it on and you both make your way back to the tables you were at and like it’s awkward for a moment until you’re like 
  • “when did you fall asleep,,,,because i think i saw you before i - like….knocked out..”
  • and minghao looks down and is like um,,,,idk maybe at 8 i was just tired from practice or whatever (actually this is a lie and ull find out as we go in hehe)
  • and you’re like oh!! you’re on a sports team and minhao’s like yeah fencing and you’re like wOW thats cool i know jackson is the captain and minghao laughs because ofc everyone knows jackson
  • and its hard to initate conversation because u two have literally never talked and finally minghao is like “whats,,,whats your name? im sorry, i don’t know it..” and you tell him and he repeats it and then,,, say something in chinese??? and you’re like huh and he’s like “i was just translating it,,,i do that i just wanted to hear how it would sound.”
  • and ok your heart doesnt skip a beat because thats adorable except duh ofc it does
  • and then you’re like “oh, what if the library ghost comes out?” and minghao is like ???? and you’re like
  • “the library ghost! you know the one everyone talks about at freshmen orientation???” and minghao is like shaking his head because he’s like im a transfer i dont know,,,,but tell me
  • and you’re like OH well,,, there’s this story that there was a kid here in the 90s who used to get bullied in the non-fiction section by some mean upperclassmen and that one day he vanished and no one knows where,,,,but everyone says that he sits in that section and cries all night long because of the bullies!!! 
  • and as you’re saying this minghao is like ……..really? and he just laughs at the end because ghosts aren’t real
  • and you’re like heY you don’t know that!! and minghao’s like “nah, there’s no way, scientifically it’s impossible.”
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,but ghosts defy science and minghao’s like nothing defies science 
  • and you get up and you’re like “let’s go check it out then!” and minghao looks up at you and he’s like ???? you mean go to that section and you’re like yeah…..ARe you SCAREd???? and minghao gets up like What NO
  • and its cute his all defensive voice and so you’re like ok!!! let’s go 
  • and so the two of you venture through the aisles of books to the non-fiction corner and you sit down and you pat the spot next to you and
  • minghao looks a lil uneasy but he sits down
  • and you’re like hehe if anything happens he’ll freak out and i won-
  • but then like his shoulder touches yours because your so close and you’re like 
  • ,…….I ….D I d………not….think this…through……..
  • because now you’re confined in this little corner with this tall handsome boy and its dark and you start like short-circuiting because ohgodohogodohogohdo
  • and minghao feels you try to scoot away and he’s like nervous too he keeps fumbling with his phone and then suddenly there’s this loud screeching sound and you’re like
  • THE GHOST 
  • and minghao’s like WHAT
  • and you two jump up and you grab his hand and you two jsut start running
  • but then you hear the screeching sound again and you instinctively jump in fear and thats when you feel minghao pull you back into his arms 
  • and your back is against his warm chest and he’s like whispering in your ear that it’s not a ghost, it can’t be but it might be someone else and you two need to get out of there
  • and you’re like ,,,, honestly you didn’t expect anything to happen so  you just agree and let minghao let you go and grab your hand and run
  • and the screeching happens again and you’re like what The he LLL i  S that
  • and minghao’s like,,, he sees the door to the library office is still open so he pulls you inside and shuts the door and is like GET dOWn if its a murderer he cant see us ok 
  • and you duck under a desk and minghao is like leaning against the door
  • and the screeching noise gets louder and louder AND LOUDER and then the door starts being knocked on and you’re like oh my god im going to die. we are going to die
  • and minghao tries to hold it back but you hear keys and minghao pulls back and runs over to you under the desk 
  • and when it opens…………..
  • the lights turned on the maintenance guy is like what the heck are you two doing here
  • and you and minghao are staring at him with wide eyes and when the maintence guy pulls the garbage can into the room the wheels screech against the floor
  • and you and minghao are like
  • oh my god …. we’re idiots
  • and the maintenance guy is like -_____- you kids are crazy how could you do something like that in the library, that’s inappropriate!! 
  • and you get what the guy thinks happened because minghao is still clutching you against his chest and you’re like AHEM and minghao lets go
  • and you’re like no, sir we were locked in and we thought that you were a murderer-
  • and the guy is like ME???? a MURDERER??? 
  • and you’re like ThaTs not what I M ENA
  • and minghao gets up and he’s like ,,,,we’re sorry we’ll leave and pretend this didnt happen
  • and the maintenance guy like grumbles but flicks his arm and minghao grabs you before you can say anything and pulls you out back to the table to get your stuff
  • and once you’re out like its dark and cold and you’re shivering because this damn cardigan is thing and minghao shrugs off his sweatshirt and hands it to you and you’re like UM and he’s like “the walk to the dorm is going to be far.”
  • and you’re like yes but you don’t have to- and minghao is like “i have to.”
  • and so you put the sweatshirt on and its long and you giggle and minghao is like,,, that screeching back there sounded like an orca whale…and you’re like what an interesting way to describe a sound and minghao blushes but you cant see it
  • and you and minghao decide that if either one of you starts sleeping in the library the other person should wake them up because we do not need this episode to happen again
  • and when you go home, you can remember being pulled against minghao’s chest and you can smell him on the clothes and you’re like
  • wow. crush on minghao? me? you fuckingfjgof BET
  • and when you’re back in the library on monday you want to give minghao his sweater back
  • but when he walks in mingyu is there and you feel a little shy but you go over and you’re like “thanks for letting me borrow this-” and you pass it over to minghao
  • and mingyu is wiggling his eyebrows and minghao is literally like shut up and mingyu is like WhaT  i didnt even say anything,,,,
  • before you turn back minghao’s like oh! here- and he passes you a couple of candies in red wrappers and you’re like ???
  • and he’s like “they’re from china, my mom sends me a bag every month. i know you stay here till closing, so remember to eat.”
  • mingyu voice: smooth moves man
  • you and minghao: blushing, except minghao is about to put mingyu into a chokehold and ur like gtg
  • and for a while it goes back to just smiling at each other and it hurts because you really,,,,really,,,,,,really like him now
  • and then one day you’re napping in the library again because your roommmates like dont come home if u dont wanna see something explicit 
  • when you feel someone gently brush your hair from your face and slowly opening your eyes you see minghao leaning over you and you’re like hmmm
  • and he’s like OH you’re ….. you’re awake,,,, um……its just we promised we’d wake each other up if we fell asleep but i just-
  • and you smile at him and minghao decides that you know,,if he’s going to wake you up he might as well do it properly
  • so he leans in and pecks your lips and WELL THAt WAKES YOu uP
  • and you’re like !!!!!! and he’s like i uh i uh … uh i ……*incoherent noises in chinese* and you’re like
  • …wh…why?? and he’s like you’re cute thats why there i said it
  • and tbh minghao has always thought you were cute ever since he first saw you and you touch your lips and you’re like
  • you’re cute too
  • minghao: no you’re cuter
  • you: no shuttup you’re cuter
  • minghao: dont tell me to shuttup
  • you: ok then. date me
  • minghao: ok. let’s date.
  • you: ok.
  • minghao; ok
  • the whole library: what did we just witness 
  • and thats the start of a beautiful relationship 
  • minghao moves his tutoring to your table and even though you arent studying chinese you dont mind it at all, seeing him talk and hearing him is enough to make you happy
  • and like on your first date minghao takes you to the aquarium where he works and points out all his favorite animals and shows you how to feed penguins 
  • and while you guys are eating afterwords he’s like “oh , this is for you.”
  • and he passes you the sweater he let you borrow on the night in the library and you’re like ??? are you giving this to me
  • and he’s like “use it as a pillow for your naps in the library. sleeping on a bag must be hard. you can also….wear it…butimjustsuggestingyouknownobigdealhahah”
  • and like minghao is straight forward, so he’s like ‘wanna know when i started liking you?’ and you’re like ok!! and he’s like remember how i said that i just fell asleep because of practice that time in the library and you’re like yeah and he’s like ‘honestly i wasnt tired. i just wanted to make sure you were safe and you were sleeping so soundly and i didn’t want anyone to come over and wake you up. so i stayed until the end,,,and fell asleep looking at you.’
  • and you’re like .,,,,,thats so romantic what the hell and minghao’s just smiling like im glad i told you and you’re a blushing mess like shgnweo do you not,,,,,, see how adorable you’re being right now and minghao’s like ??? what no ??? im not adorable
  • you: yes you are what the hell stop it
  • minghao: how do i stop doing something i didn’t know i was doing ????
  • minghao’s literal older brother jackson finds out your dating because you come to watch minghao practice and minghao points to you and is like ‘they’re mine’ and you’re like HOW ARE U SO STRAIGHTFORWARD
  • and jackson is like HEEEEEEEEY YOU’RE CUTE AND MINGHAO MY SON IS CUTE I LOVE IT
  • minghao: im not your son jackson: lol ofc u r stop joking son
  • and minghao has always been so cool in your mind, like the way he looks is so calm and collected and he looks like a damn prince when he fences 
  • and when he’s studying??? or  talking ??? or you know idk existing. he’s a prince
  • but then u guys go to an all you can eat chinese buffet and wow. minghao can EAT and seungkwans like thats gross slow down but you’re like YESSS bABy you look So cute Stuff anoTher Dumpling in Yo ur m outh Thats the 14th one YESSS
  • you learn cute petnames in chinese and when u call minghao that it’s so funny to see him try and not blush
  • minghao invites you to come with him and the oceanography club on a study abroad but you cant go since its not your major and he gets all pouty and its so cute he literally lays his head in your lap and is like ,,,,, you gotta kiss me 3000000 times before i go
  • and its the corniest cheesiest thing he’s ever done but you love this side of him
  • you wore his sweater to class and when you went to pick him up from lab he almost tripped when he saw you wearing it because he was like,,,in public?? and you’re like ‘how can you literally go around parading the fact that we’re dating and yet i wear your sweater and suddenly you wanna die of embarrassment??’
  • jun gets squishy over you two and is like mY TWO KIDS in love and he like holds you and minghao in a group hug and you and minghao are both like ‘save us’
  • the aquarium gets a new baby seal and everyones like what should we name it and minghao’s like,,,,it’s cute,,,,,lets name it after my significant other,,,,,,,,,
  • you found out he named the seal after you and you’re like minghAO and he’s like its cute right look here i brought a plushie of the baby seal for you keep it
  • and you’re holding the seal and literally looking at him like how,,,did i get someone like you
  • and minghao chuckles and leans down to kiss your forehead and he’s like no no it’s how did i get someone like you……..
  • since you’re dating minghao people like walk up to you and they’re like,,,,so what is he really like
  • and you’re like he’s a meme,,,a soft meme …..he’s so funny i love him and everyone’s like ???????? meme????funny????? he doesnt speak in class?????
  • but you’re like my bf is the greatest and minghao is like my angel is the greatest and its cute you guys have each other and you meet because of a damn ghost. ……………ideal

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For Valentine’s Day I wanted to draw Milady with Athos but of course it will be awkward for Athos so Milady had to hug a mini plush Athos instead XD.. First time I ever draw Milady!! :D Im planning to do the other guys with their couples as well what do you think?

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1. “Stop moaning you big baby”
2. “Stop winking”
3. “Why did you have to be a smart person?”
4. “You’ve got to be kidding me”
5. “Wht the hell are you drinking. At this hour?”
6. “Take. A. God. Damn. Break.”
7. “Shit, im sorry”
8. “How did you manage to be this stupid?”
9. “Your hair is so soft”
10. “Sorry. I just got lost in your eye’s”
11. “What are you writing about?”
12. “I love you”
13. “Is that my t-shirt?”
14. “Please don’t leave me”
15. “Please say something…”
16. “We collide”
17. “Thats a stupid rule”
18. “How are you so pretty?”
19. “What the fuck?”
20. “You wanna go!?”
21. “Even the best fall down sometimes”
22. “You and i. We’ll be alright”
23. “What are you even saying?”
24. “Do that again”
25. “Please don’t”
26. “Hold me back!?”
27. “Oh its on”
28. “When i look into your eye’s its over”
29. “I feel lucky like a four leaf clover”
30. “How are you so tall?”
31. “Not in that drawer!!”
32. “Dont touch that”
33. “Im always going to be here”
34. “Help me up asshole”
35. “Ill show you where my shoe fits!
36. "Dont tell me to shut up”
37. “Dont dare touch me.”
38. “Could you kindly get the fuck away from me for a moment!?”
39. “Country music is always the best”
40. “whatever she’s got”
41. “Dont you know how to clean?”
42. “Why so flirty all of a sudden?”
43. “Is that the best you can do?”
44. “Dont you dare throw that snowbal-OKAY THATS IT!”
45. “You’ll catch flies”
46. “Im a little drunk on you”
47. “I touched the butt…”
48. “Its too cold! Come back”
49. “No. im not letting you go. Its too early to get up”
50. “C'mere, you can sit in my lap till im done working”
51. “Im not going to stop poking you untill you give me some attention”
52. “Just pretend to be my date”
53. “I think im in love with you. And im absolutely terrified”
54. “Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day”
55. “Its not bad to cry. In fact i think it make a person stronger”
56. “I remember practicing asking you out in the mirrior..”
57. “Let’s just stay in bed”
58. “We live together, you can’t blame anyone else for this.”
59. “I want to try for a baby”
60. “I think i might be pregnant”
61. “Think about it. The little patter of children in out home”
62. “I want to marry you”
63. “I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It’ll save water”
64. “You lost your chance.”
65. “Dont look at me like that”
66. “Pack your shit and go. Get out of my sight.”
67. “I dont want to live in a broken home.”
68. “I cant do this anymore. Not with you.”
69. “I tried to move on but no body is you.”
70. “Please take me back.”
71. “Maybe im meant to be alone.”
72. “I fell like everyone has forgotten me. Like i dont exist.”
73. “Ive been alone for so long…”
74. “I can’t Belive you’d do this to me.”
75. “What about me!? Did you ever think of that?!”
76. “Did you think i wouldn’t find out?”
77. “Im going to skip the "how?” And “why?” And go straight to your cleaning this up.“
78. "Its 11:00pm, why are you making cupcakes?”
79. “Aphroadite ain’t got nothing on your beauty. Trust me”
80. “Sorry im rambling” “it’s okay. I like hearing you talk”
81. “You were supposed to be my forever”
82. “Pfft. the stars have nothing on your eye’s, doll”
83. “Im mad at you because i love you.”
84. “I cane to this city to ment my broken heart. Never imagined i would find you to help me piece it back together”
85. “Is that a turtle?”
86. “The heater broke and im freezing, can i sleep with you?”
87. “I hear cuddling helps you sleep better, wanna try it out?”
88. “I know how to settle this. DANCE OFF!!”
89. “Will you stope stroking my hair and whispering ‘my precious’?”
90. “Are you eating a jar of nuttella in one sitting?” “I have problems. Leave me be”
91. “If you insist”
92. “Thank you kind sir” “your welcome m'lady”
93. “I think you two should get married”
94. “ are you from Starbucks cause i like you a latte”
95. “Seriously?”
96. “I hate you.”
97. “Stop being cheesy.”
98. “I’ll slap you.”
99. “Since when did you cook?”
100. “You know what! I love you. I fucking love you okay!?”
101. “Could you help me”
102. “Fuck off.”
103. “You lied.”
104. “You think that im going to fogive you after all you put me through?”
105. “You broke what?!”
106. “Im sorry run that by me again”
107. “Its not nearly as bad as it looks, Darling”
108. “Frankly i couldn’t care less.”
109. “I don’t know where she gets it from”
110. “Bring that pretty little butt over here”
111. “We have to pretend to be married”
112. “Why are you dressed like that?”
113. “At what point did you think tbis was a good idea?!”
114. “Let me love you old school”
115. “You had me at 'free pizza”
116. “Why are you always pushing me away?”
117. “How did you even get that up there?!”
118. “You’re evil”
119. “The sign said not to push the button, so naturally i had to push it”
120. “That came out wrong”
121. “I think you’re just afraid to be happy.”
122. “I just came to dance”
123. “You know my name?!”
124. “Oh, you beautiful weirdo”
125. “How bout dat!”
126. “Ive never felt this way about anyone before…and it scares the crap out of me”
127. “None of this makes sense”
128. “You have a wicked sense of humor”
129. “I won’t let you fall.”
130. “Do you remember me? We were only 15”
131. “Your voice is like a melody, i could listen to you all day”
132. “Im your’s”
133. “Im only human!”
134. “Must be love on the brain”
135. “What do you want from me?!”
136. “Don’t mind if i do”
137. “Shut up and kiss me”
138. “Dork”
139. “Asshole”
140. “Ah, but i am cute”
141. “You will forever remember this as the day you nearly caught captain jack sparrow.”
142. “You did all this for me?!”
143. “What ate you afraid of?”
144. “What the hell was that?”
145. “Well the powers out”
146. “What now”
146. “Well. This sucks.”
147. “Awkward”
148. “May i have this dance?”
149. “Hand’s and eye’s off mate.”
150. “She’s mine.”
151. “Don’t freak out….but i think we got married last night.”
152. “Somebody is in love”
153. “You what?!”
154. “Did i stutter?!!”
155. “Fuck you.” “Please do.”
156. “I can’t wait to grow old with you”
157. “Why are you covered in mud?”
158. “You take one more step towards me and i will knock you on your ass.”
159. “Let him go. It’s me you want”
160. “Dont deny it.”
161. “Okay. This is seriously creeping me out”
162. “We have to find a way to make this work.”
163. “Is that…my picture in your wallet/ home screen?”
164. “If he asked. I’d be his”
165. “Come over here and make me.”
166. “Wanna bet?!”
167. “Pfft. Hold my beer.”
168. “Do you….well….i mean…i could give you a massage?”
169. “Is there a reason why you’re naked in my bed?”
170. “Kiss me.”
171. “Marry me?”
172. “Im pregnant.”
173. “I wish i could hate you.”
174. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
174. “Please…dont do this…”
176. “I love you….”
177. “Is it really you?!”
178. “I’ve missed you”
179. “Boo.”
180. “Have you seen th- oh…”
181. “Shit.”
182. “Who crawls through someone’s window at 4am to go and get ice-cream?!”
183. “Our first date is a picnic on a beach under the stars? Have you swallowed a romance novel? Do I need to call a doctor?”
184. “The only thing i want is you.”
185. “Are you ticklish?”
186. “PILLOW FIGHT!!!”
187. “Fight me”
188. “I will knock you on your ass if you even think about it.”
189. “I need you to pretend we’re dating…”
190. “Im not leaving you.”
191. “Please…let me go.”
192. “You weren’t even going to say goodbye. Were you?”
193. “Im hopelessly in love with you.”
194. “I bet i can make you scream my name”
195. “Pervert!”
196. “Childish. Thats all you are.”
197. “I love you a lot. But stop trying to cook me dinner. You suck”
198. “If you shove cake in my face. This will be the worst wedding night of your life.”
199. “I bet its a girl/boy”
200. “IF YOU USE ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM BANISHING YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH”
201. “Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort. Not me”
202. “Your dad is really excited to see you soon…its driving me crazy”
203. “I think we should have another”
204. “Are you drunk?”
205. “Im flirting with you”
206. “I had to see you again”
207. “Our baby is the cutest”
208. “I cant wait to meet you”

Sentimental - Star Trek

“May I request a kirk fic where you’re pregnant with his kid?”

“Why are you doing this without him?” Doctor McCoy asked as you laid back on the medical bed.

“You do remember how he handled the news when I first told him I was pregnant right?”

“The day the Chief Medical Officer realized he had to limit the amount of alcohol one person could replicate in a day…Yes I remember. But I do think the Captain might handle finding out the gender a little better than finding out he was going to be a daddy.” The Doctor began moving a scanner up and down over your abdomen.

“He might. But… We’ve only talked about genders and names a few times, never very seriously. I don’t know what he wants. I don’t know if he will be disappointed, happy…angry.”

“Hey. He warmed up to the idea of having a baby pretty quickly. Im sure he’ll warm up to the idea of a daughter.” The doctor set down the scanner and folded his arms.

“A girl?” You asked, sitting up. The doctor nodded. You placed a hand lightly on your growing bump. “Are you sure?”

“Are you kidding me?” He asked with a smirk. You raised your hands in defeat and stood up and began to walk out of the medbay, pausing at the door.

“Thanks Doc.” You called.

“Congratulations.” He said as you walked out.

You walked slowly back to your quarters. A soft smile tugging at your lips. You had forced yourself not to get your hopes up on a boy or a girl. But now that you knew for sure, your mind was going crazy with thoughts of the future. The thought of Jim with a daughter made your heart flutter a little.

You spent the next few hours mindlessly tidying up your quarters, trying to decide how to tell Jim. When he eventually got off duty and walked in, all your plans went up in smoke. Words fell from your mouth before you could stop them.

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Im drawing this later

kraglin and teen girl quill hiding in a bathroom stall


Kraglin: no im not doing that!

quill:PLEASE

Kraglin: NO way do you know what would happen to me if the captain were to find out.

Quill: I thought we were friends! i FINALLY FIND girls my own age to befriend me and you wont even help

Kraglin: Im not pretending to be your boyfriend!

Quill: “ Teenage girls invited me to hang out! they dont know the real me, they dont know im a ravager they think im just a normal girl can you believe that?!
I just wanted to impress them. they keep going on about their boyfriends and girl stuff. and im here 17 and never had a boyfriend because of Yondu wouldn’t let a boy near me.

kraglin: except me

Quill: your the only one out of the whole crew is anywhere near my age. can you imagine how impressed they would be if i showed up with someone looking like YOU they would think your a bad ass or whatever

Kraglin: *snickers* let me get this straight you are a 17 year old girl who hangs out with thugs,steals valuable merchandise, and go on life risking adventures on a weekly biases and your telling me your intimidated by other teenage girls? * laugh even harder*

quill: * punches him* shut up!”

SQ Week Day 3 - Medical AU

Ratting: T

Summary: When your lunch break needed another topic for conversation , this is not what Emma had in mind.

Note: Thank you so much for Gats for beta-ing this one


“Okay, fuck-marry-kill: Gold, Nolan, Mills.”

Emma almost died of obstruction of her airway.

“Where is this even coming from?” Belle, the ever sensible of the group, asked the questioner with an arched eyebrow, though not at all scandalized by her friend’s antics.

“Come on, it’s fun. I mean, don’t tell me you’ve never thought about it,” Ruby, complete with her mischievous grin and eyebrows wiggling, prompted her friends.

“Well, if I need to kill one of them, I’ll pick Gold,” Killian said while picking his sandwich with contemplation on his face.

“Are you seriously indulging her in this high school game?” Belle turned to him while giving him an unimpressed look.

Killian only shrugged. “It’s harmless,” he gave her the knowing smirk, “besides, Ruby is right, don’t tell me you’ve never thought about it.”

“And we do really need another topic besides talking about this case and that operation,” Ruby added finishing her salad. Another point prompting them to play her unpredictable and ridiculous game.

“Instead, now we’ll be talking about our sex life and our mentor?” Belle gave her the stinky eye.

Ruby’s smirk couldn’t get any bigger. “I didn’t specifically say about the sex life of our mentor Bells, I did give you who to marry and kill too.”

Belle’s cheeks brightened at that.

“I don’t think this is appropriate,” Emma chimed in over her chicken sandwich, trying in vain to divert the conversation.

“Nothing will be inappropriate if it never happens. We all know that it will be a mess and disaster to have any kind of relationship with your boss.”

Didn’t Emma know it. She bit a big portion of her sandwich to hide her scowling. Once the board sniffed something between an intern and a surgeon, it would be looked as favoritism which would lead to getting kicked out of the program.

A risk no resident was willing to take when they had to give blood and tears to get into this program.

“As for fuck and marry, I think I prefer to deal with Dr. Bitchiness once than for a life time,” Killian said continuing his selection.

Emma frowned at that.

“Good point, I mean her last piggyback cardio surgery was hot as hell, but I don’t want to deal with the queen all the time.”

Emma double frowned at that.

“Are we rating this by cases now? Because if it is, then I’ll be happy with a lifetime watching Gold’s neurosurgeries.”

“Of course you will.”

“What? His method is beautiful okay? You can’t tell me otherwise.”

“Sure, Bells. So, kill and fuck?” Killian prompted Belle, delighted that she finally relented and played the game, unintentionally it was.

Belle pondered this for a moment. “Doctor Mills was pretty hard on us…”

Killian snickered. “Love, she sent you to the pit alone over stitches tearing when closing up. You wouldn’t forget how it was coincidently on the day of bikes festival right?”

“Not to mention how she made Kilian cart patients around,” Ruby piped in.

“Just admit it, the queen likes to make us suffer.”

“Yeah, that’s true.”

Emma frowned again, because though what they said was true, Dr. Mills’ though love and snippy directions really were actually quite effective. At least they will be too afraid to repeat the same mistake.

“Well who’s your pick?” Ruby turned to Emma.

Dang! And she thought keeping silent would make them forget that she existed.

“I don’t know,” Emma shrugged lamely.

“Lie. We all know how your eyes stuck on a particular ass Ems,” Ruby smirked knowingly.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Emma tried her hardest to look confused. And failed.

“Come on Swan, we know how you’re mooning over the Queen,” Killian said provoking Emma more.

“I am not.”

“Actually, you are, Em. You’re kind of obsessed with her,” Belle said matter-of-factly.

Well, nobody said discreet was Emma’s virtue, but this is just down right pathetic.

“Well, her techniques are just amazing okay? Sorry if I want to learn from the best,” she said; her prepared excuse. Though judging by the look her friends gave her it’s not working.

There was a lull in the conversation (which lasted too short to Emma’s liking) before Ruby broke it.

“So, have you ever fantasized about banging her highness?”

For the second time in under an hour, Emma almost choked to death. What a record.

“Rubes?!”

Ruby grinned. “You have.”

A fucking statement. Like she was sure that Emma had definitely done it.

“I bet you imagined doing it in a patient bed, playing doctor,” Ruby said wiggling her eyebrows.

“Nice,” Killian said with a far off look, clearly imagining the scenario.

Okay, that’s it. She drew the line.

“You know what, I’m gonna go and check my patients instead of talking about this,” Emma said getting up with her trash.

Ruby’s laugh drove her to roll her eyes.

*****

Emma was on a break after several hours of doing her rounds. Thank god not the kind of break where she had to interact with her friends because it seemed they turned today to ‘annoy Emma’ day. If the knowing smirk and wiggling eyebrows and not so subtly eye pointing they gave her whenever Dr. Mills passed them were any indication.

With a sigh Emma pushed open the door to an on-call room and walked to the nearest bed.

“Tough day?” a voice said from the bed.

Emma rolled her eyes remembering her lunch break again. “More like let’s make a stupid game and imagine fucking certain people kind of day.”

The occupant of the bed opened her eyes to look at Emma with an amused look.

“Did I somehow end up being a topic of the conversation?”

“Let’s just say only I am allowed to imagine fucking you,” Emma said lying down on the bed with her back to the bed occupant’s front.

Hands wrapped around her waist to pull her closer. Whether it was because of the limited space of their current bed or the need to be closer Emma wouldn’t know.

Not that she’s gonna complain.

“Do I want to know what lead to that statement?”

“No,” Emma said grumbling. She just wanted to punch that captain guy liner when he started to imagine fucking her woman.

Regina only chuckled at her reaction and kissed her ear.

“Well, they can imagine but only you got to touch the real thing dear,” she said burying her face on the golden curls.

“You’re damn right.”

*****

I can see people saying Jack was reduced to nothing but a drunk, but like? Yeah I can see your side but at the same time:
1- Jack has ALWAYS been a drunk
2- Jack didn’t know what he wanted, he had no goal in mind unless someone actually tried to get something from him ; thus him giving away the compass.

Jack was nothing but a drunk in this movie for a reason and not because he was “reduced ” to it. If Jack hadn’t given away the compass then he truly would have been reduced to nothing but a drunk without a purpose other than for the ‘villain’ who in all honesty, wasn’t truly a villain rather than someone wanting revenge. Made me feel really bad for him.

Anyway, my point is that Jack was drunk through the movie because there wasnt anything he truly wanted for himself. This also, to me, hints that in the next movie (lets be honest it’s obvious there will be another ) Jack finally knows what his main goal is going to be. Like the goal to end all goals. The Main Move. Final movie. Jack is getting old and it’s obvious. And as Gibbs (I think?) Said, Jack’s luck has run out. If Jack’s luck had really run out it would apply that he would eventually have to find a safe goal to keep and settle down with that, as Barbosa jokes about in that ‘wedding’ scene.

Im not trying to start discourse or anything I really just want ro get my thoughts out there. I’m studying Psychology at the moment and I thought about how Jack was acting through the movie and it just really seemed like a man who didn’t really know what to do.

Alarm!!!

Hi darling! Had to get your attention…sorry, but thank you for not scrolling past!

I’ve been thinking about starting to write fanfiction. I keep having these great ideas (at least according to myself) and  i don’t really know who to reaquest it to, even though there are so many good writers here on tublr. And so i keep asking myself “ why hasn’t anyone written this?” And then it hit me, why don’t i write it?


I have  been thinking back and forth about this for a while now, and i think im at least going to give it a try. I am not sure that anyone is going to read it or if it is going to be any good. 

I would really appriciate your feedback and support in this. I really have no idea  what i am doing. Maybe some one would like to give me a few pointers  and tips, or i would love to work togheter on something. If anyone is interested??

Im going to tag some of the best writers i know of here on tumblr, and hopefully get some readers! If anyone has a request i love to hear them, i could really use some ideas! 

Thank you for your  time, i love you!

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  And what do you want?  For people to see you, as I do.

do you ever think about the eras each robin is from
  • dick: what's buzzin, cousin? i just listened to the new episode of captain midnight on the radio- it was the bee's knees!
  • jason: what's crackalackin? did you see star wars? it's the flange, baby! bruce thinks im a narbo for wanting a perm, but he can get bent cause theres no way im going to fight crime looking like a mondo hoser!
  • tim: WASSUP, WELCOME TO THE FUCKIN NINETIES ive got a mad new style going on with this new hair gel AND i just bought a new pokédeck but batmans still crampin my style cause he wont let me take my SWEET board on patrol- i wanna chance to show the baddies my totally DANK moves!!!
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Gif is mine

Part 2 for this imagine

IS THere anY possible way that you could do a part 2 to “Imagine being jealous that Archer spends more time with T'Pol”?

Requested by Anon~


“I don’t understand what I did wrong.” The Captain said, his voice harsh and nearing on yelling. He was smart enough to reign in his temper, though; the walls weren’t exactly soundproof. The last thing Archer wanted was his crew hearing this argument.

But you didn’t seem to care about that. “Of course, you don’t! You’ve been too busy spending every waking moment with T’Pol. Talking to T’Pol. Eating with T’Pol.” You huffed and turned away from the Captain, only because you didn’t want him to see the angry tears forming. “Even when you’re here, you talk about her. How do you think that makes me feel?”

Jonathan blinked in surprise. He didn’t even notice his increased time with his First Officer was making you jealous. If this were any other situation, he may have shed some humour. The thought of T’Pol being anything other than a good friend and loyal officer was a little amusing.

But not when you were crying. Jon heard the lump in your throat.

He slowly approached, and once he was close enough, Jonathan put his hand on your shoulder to turn you around. You complied, eyes pointed to the ground until the Captain hooked a finger under your chin, tilting it up to meet his eyes. “I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I was making you feel like this. Things have been hectic lately, and T’Pol’s been helping me. That’s her job. That’s it.”

Your shoulders sagged. All of a sudden, your anger and hurt seemed stupid. He was right; T’Pol was supposed to spend a lot of time with him. “I’m sorry, Jon-”

“Don’t be sorry.” He pulled you into a hug, tight and warm. “I promise, I’ll set aside more time for you. So this won’t happen again.”

anonymous asked:

So in regard to the jake with glasses: yes 100 times yes. And when they get back to the precinct, charles all "i need to get me some glasses so we can be ocular amigos! Now that you can see clearly, can you help me with this mole on my back?" "No charles. What does seeing clearly have to do with your body? I want nothing to do with it." Scully: I have a mole on my back too. Gina: omg you are both so gross and honestly jake looks like a nerd with his glasses but like you can tell Amy's into it.

(part 1)

i picture the precinct meeting going like this:

  • jake working on some files at his desk w his new glasses on and newly found eyesight 
  • charles walks over to him like ‘oh. my. god.. jake you look even better than what i ever imagined. they show off your features perfectly and your baby browns have never looked more radiant’
  • and jake makes the wtf face and is like ‘what? charles, get out of here!’
  • rosa doesnt really say anything she just mock laughs at him and says ‘you look dumb, dum dum’
  • gina gives jake some kind of backhanded compliment but it just ends in her insulting amy (i was gonna give an example but i spent way too long dwelling on it)
  • sarge gives jake a little glasses necklace thing even tho he knows he’s never gonna use it and jake just :) thanks sarge i will cherish this forever 
  • hitchcock and scully don’t even notice bc they’re too busy eating/napping and only notice months later
  • and holt didn’t come out of his office when jake first got back but after awhile jake took his glasses off and went to get soda from the break room, and holt took them off his desk
  • jake doesnt notice until its almost time to go home, he’s frantically looking around his desk and if it didn’t look like a shit storm before boy it did now 
  • in the midst of jake frantically looking in every file holt walks over to his desk, clears his throat and says ‘looking for these’
  • jake sighs with relief but also like wtf man and he’s like ‘captain, give me back my glasses’ then holt ‘laughs’ bc oh how the tables have turned 
  • the end (again)