I was thinking to myself that Hale is also a German-Jewish last name and considering making the Hale family Jewish exclusively for the purpose of Derek arguing with Cora about getting a Christmas tree while Isaac is confused in the background.
But then the phrase “werewolf on your mother’s side” occurred to me and I couldn’t stop laughing. But now that I’m done laughing, I’m now convinced A: there are alot of Jewish werewolf families and B: that’s legitimately A Thing and why some of the strongest packs are matriarchal. You actually have to be werewolf on your mother’s side to be a born werewolf.
i feel like im dying, im behind on all the work that i need to do, and im getting butchered by sjws. i kinda actually considered killing myself for some reason this morning, and i feel like i just went through a meat grinder. and im posting all of this on a shitty website called tumblr because im a pitiful little bitch and i should probably actually kill myself for the betterment of humanity. and im a pussy and a coward because i cant deal with all this bullshit without bitching on social media to people who i care about and causing them stress. so yeah i should probably just go die now bye.