'i'm not gay'

on the one hand i acknowledge that media which portrays all of its gay or gay-coded characters as evil, petty, and sad is homophobic and i’m incredibly critical of it, but as an evil, petty, and sad gay, all those characters are my gross children whom i have adopted out from under their shitty writers. they’re mine now and they’re all fantastically happy. we have an evil petty gay club where we smoke and drink wine and talk shit and it’s very beautiful, dramatic, and exclusive.