'i'm here to take you home'


Today, Home turns two years old ♥

(And I thought I’d wrap it up in three months… Whoops)! Thank you for your constant support, patience, and kudos (all 12,700 of them?)!! This project has really gotten me through some tough anxiety (and lupus, apparently) whilst introducing me to the wonderful, talented, empathetic, and creative sterek fandom. I’m honored to be friends with so many of you *hugs*

The final chapter is still in progress, as is book!Home! I’m eager to share both with you soon. ♥

jay-the-gay-transboy  asked:

dude u love me... do teenage david adopts baby max au

“David, this is crazy! You can’t do this, you’re just a kid!”

“I know it’s crazy, but somebody has to.”

I see your au and raise you- David and Gwen find Max, and David decides to take care of him despite a bad home life.

I don’t understand the appeal of this AU entirely. I think that is because I don’t like babies. but whatever you like it so here you go!

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Imagine Your OTP
  • Person A didn't want to go home after a group hangout and went home with Person B. Person B is awkwardly showing off the house.
  • OTP: *walks into Person B's bedroom*
  • Person A: *sees Person B's swiss army knife*
  • Person A: *takes it*
  • Person A: *idly plays with it while B is talking*
  • Person B: *doesn't notice or notice care*
  • Person B: And then we ha--
  • Person A: OW! *clutches thumb*
  • Person B: Are yOU okay?
  • Person A: *winces* Yeah, I'm fine. *attempts to look at the wound* Oh, I'm bleeding.
  • Person B: *hurriedly rushes A to the kitchen*
  • B's Family Member: What's going on here? I-is that blood?
  • Person A: *winces as Person B disinfects the wound* Fuc-- Ffffff ... *strained* the situation is under control.
Description of Hamilton songs (Including the deleted ones)!
  • Alexander Hamilton: A bunch of people anonymously giving facts about Alexander's life.
  • Aaron Burr, sir: Introductions brought to you by horses.
  • My Shot: Don't be surprised to find me in your history textbooks, kids.
  • The Story of Tonight: Nobody can take away our freedom. P E R I O D.
  • The Schuyler Sisters: We're here to defend the rights of women. And ignore our father's lectures about going downtown.
  • Farmer Refuted: Loyalist gets in a fight with Patriot.
  • You'll Be Back: Your king demands that you surrender.
  • Right Hand Man: Introducing our #PREZ #POTUS, George Washington.
  • A Winter's Ball: Alexander thinks he can get any girl he wants.
  • Helpless: The love story of Hamliza.
  • Satisfied: Angie doesn't like Hamliza but won't do anything about it.
  • The Story of Tonight 2: If TomcatTM can get married, so can we boys.
  • Wait For It: My name is Burr. I've had a tough life and I'm willing to wait for my future.
  • Stay Alive: Somebody get Charles Lee outta here.
  • Ten Duel Commandments: The Laurens-Lee duel.
  • Meet Me Inside: Hammy gets sent home.
  • That Would Be Enough: Eliza announces she's pregnant.
  • Guns and Ships: Lafayette proves to Washington that he needs Hamilton.
  • History Has It's Eyes on You: Washington takes Laf's advice.
  • Yorktown: We win the American Revolution.
  • What Comes Next?: KGIII is salty about losing.
  • Dear Theodosia: Hamilton and Burr talk about their newborn children.
  • Non-Stop: Hamilton announces that he's not giving up on himself.
  • What'd I Miss: Welcome Thomas Jefferson, folks.
  • No John Trumbull: Burr tells us what to expect during the cabinet battles. Ft. GWash and John Adams.
  • Cabinet Battle #1: Hammy gets in trouble by GWash
  • Take A Break: Angelica comes back from London. Her and Eliza try to convince Hammy to go with them to visit their father.
  • Say No To This: Alexander meets Maria Reynolds. Trust me, you don't want to learn more.
  • The Room Where It Happens: Burr wants to know what Hammy is up to.
  • Schuyler Defeated: Burr becomes the senate and Hammy is not happy.
  • Let It Go: Eliza and GWash tell Hammy not to worry about Burr.
  • Cabinet Battle #2: Get out, Jefferson.
  • Washington on Your Side: Madison, Burr and TJeffs are jelly of Hammy.
  • One Last Time: GWash no longer wants to be president.
  • I Know Him: KGIII is ready for America to fall apart.
  • The Adams Administration: YOU FAT ************! Um... No. Hammy gets salty about Johnny Appletree.
  • We Know: Alexander tells the JelSquadTM about his affair.
  • Hurricane: Hammy decides to publish the Reynolds Pamphlet.
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: The people's thoughts on the affair.
  • Congratulations: Angie's thoughts on the affair.
  • Burn: Eliza's thoughts on the affair.
  • Dear Theodosia Reprise: Burr cries over how much he loves Theodosia (daughter) and how his wife, Theodosia died of illness
  • Blow Us All Away: Philly gets shot.
  • Stay Alive Reprise: Philly dies :(
  • It's Quiet Uptown: Alexander tries to get back with Eliza after he realizes that she needs somebody by her side.
  • The Election of 1800: TJeffs becomes #POTUS and Burr is not happy.
  • Your Obedient Servant: Burr being extra SassyTM and SpicyTM. Challenges Hammy to a duel.
  • (I'm going to do Ten Things, One Thing as Ten Things then One Thing)
  • Ten Things: Burr's reason why he should and shouldn't kill Hamilton. He ends up doing it anyway.
  • One Thing: Hamilton goes over what happened before he got shot. "Maybe I can get home before she opens her eyes... God, I can't wait to see her again."
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Everybody's reaction to Alexander's death.
  • Gavin: So, what's the best thing your baby has done so far, Michael?
  • Michael: Y'know... she's, ah... she's been breathing a fair amount.
  • Jeremy: Nice.
  • Michael: Shitting. Eating. And some pissing. That's most of what she does.
  • Ryan: That's... you've described the first year pretty accurately, yeah.
  • Michael: And she's even more so because she's premature. So they were like, she'll literally just sleep for a month, just to catch up.
  • Ryan: She was not ready to face the world yet.
  • Michael: She was and she wasn't. She felt like she was. She was a decent size, but, like, she was due fucking June 23rd, she was born May 24th.
  • Gavin: Ain't even that now. That's class. Such an efficient pregnancy.
  • Michael: They said it'll take her about a month for her, for Lindsay, to get back up into shape, so she can be, like, fully functioning again. And I'm like, look at that. She's ahead of schedule. You were gonna be having the kid, now you'll be good to go. Now make my dinner. I'm here putting in the work, y'know. I gotta go do my job. Remember when you were a kid, and your dad went to work to play Minecraft? And then he came home and was like "Ah, long day at the office. The commute into Achievement City is bullshit."
Every Totally Spies Episode
  • Alex clover and Sam: omgsh I love clothes let's go shopping
  • Boy: hey
  • Clover: I'm hecka in love
  • Sam and Alex: dang it not again clover
  • Mandy: not so fast clover, i saw him first!
  • Clover: Grrrrr
  • Alex Sam and clover: *gets sucked into trash can*
  • Jerry: hello girls nice of you to DROP in
  • Girls:
  • Jerry:
  • Girls:
  • Jerry: here are your gadgets, go find out what the Hades is wrong with people going missing
  • Girls: *goes to some other country*
  • Obvious bad guy: who r u???
  • Girls: we're not spies.
  • Bad guy: okayyyyyy but I'm suspicious of you....
  • Sam: let's look for evidence!
  • Alex: gross! What's that on the floor!
  • Sam: ill send it to whoop for analysis.
  • One of the girls: *gets captured*
  • Jerry: how goes it?
  • The other two: not good! The other girl got captured!
  • Jerry: well here's the analysis for that thing it will lead you to the bad guys hideout.
  • The other two: *goes to bad guy hideout*
  • The other two: *fights henchman*
  • The other two: *gets captured*
  • Bad guy: here's my plan to take over the world, now I'm just going to leave you here to die because I'm too busy to watch you die or shoot you in the face.
  • Alex: ow my gadget is poking me
  • Sam: Alex your a genius!!!!!!!!!!
  • Alex: what
  • Girls: *escapes*
  • Girls: *beats up previous henchman*
  • Girls: *beats up bad guy just in time*
  • Jerry: *flies in with a random fleet of professionals* good work girls
  • Girls: thanks*goes home*
  • Clover: I'm over said boy now
  • Mandy: yay
  • Clover: wait jk
  • Alex and Sam: *facepalm*
The signs as things I've heard people say at school
  • Aries: hey if I died right now do you think I'd still have to do my exams in hell
  • Taurus: why? Was I not supposed to use hydrochloric acid? Oh... Then I have a confession make
  • Gemini: chemistry can kiss my fat ass
  • Cancer: I'm gonna die a virgin who can't drive, can't swim and can't apply the cosine rule
  • Leo: yeah so I said who cares? I'm like really over you, you can suck 10 dicks. But then he said good I'm gay anyways. How did I not see that coming? (Cries)
  • Virgo: (everyone was talking about chicken fillets and asked her if she used one) no I'm a vegetarian you idiot
  • Libra: (when asked what we should do to avoid having this test) maybe if we stay still he won't notice us and he'll think that nobody's here
  • Scorpio: I think murder in a science lab should be legal if you end up with a moronic partner
  • Sagittarius: Look all I know is I was blazing it and then it started blazing me and I had to take the bus home with my shirt half burned off. It looked cool though
  • Capricorn: if I finish all these biology notes in my next free period I think I'll have time to go home and watch every single Star Wars movie
  • Aquarius: it's a fucking conspiracy. How can every single science teacher that ever taught me since year 7 just leave school like that... Something's up
  • Pisces: (why weren't you paying attention)I was thinking about how Drake would say xylem
The signs as The Adventure Zone quotes
  • Aires: "I'm afraid nobody else will have me."
  • Taurus: "I find not killing people to be pretty easy. I do it every day."
  • Gemini: "Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard."
  • Cancer: "Suck my butt, Justin!"
  • Leo: "The ones looking for the truth, they're never the bad guys."
  • Virgo: "You're going to be amazing."
  • Libra: "I'll be having my body back, you undead fuck."
  • Scorpio: "The audience applauds hornily."
  • Sagittarius: "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Because I'm about to shoot you out of a cannon."
  • Capricorn: "I don't need your help, pal! I can fuck any onion I want!"
  • Aquarius: "Like I say to the wife before I get into bed, make room for Greg! 'Cause, uh, Greg's here."
  • Pisces: “Great, I grab some chairs. I grab furniture! Why are we looting? This isn’t a dungeon. People do business here! Just because you find money in a bank doesn't mean you can just take it with you."

anonymous asked:

Could you make a fic list of new Fics you want to read and the older ones do you want to reread?? I'm looking for H/L fic to read!!! Thanks 💕


Newer fics on my to-read list:

Older fics that I’ve never read that are also on my to-read list:

Fics I want to re-read because I loved them:

and just for shits and giggles

Fic I’ve read recently:

currently reading:

OKAY KELLI THAT’S ENOUGH. that’s so much more than you asked for but once I’m on a roll, I can’t stop. soz. hope you all get some fun reads out of this. here’s my fic rec tag btw. Everything else in there is ace. mkay byeeee.

  • jimin: /sees drunk jungkook in a bar/
  • jungkook: heeey cutie~
  • jimin: ju--
  • jungkook: you look familiar hmmm /giggles/
  • jimin: of co--
  • jungkook: you l-look like my--
  • jimin: your?
  • jungkook: my future husband /giggles bc drunk af/
  • jimin:
  • jungkook:
  • jimin: kookie, we've been married for three years. c'mon i'm taking you home. istg i won't let taehyung drag u here again
  • [At Hogwarts, Blaise is in the floo while nervously watching a mob of Slytherins set upon another]
  • Crabbe: Hold him down! You, shave his butt!
  • Blaise: Mom, I'm calling to remind you that today is the last day to sign me out so I can come home for my...[lowers voice] birthday!
  • Elora Zabini: Honey, we talked about this. We can't floo you back in the middle of the week; you'd only be here for 8 hours.
  • Blaise: But Mom-!
  • Elora: Sweetie, I'm sorry. I wish things were different, but you were just home for Easter so that'll have to do for now.
  • Blaise: Mom, you don't know what they do to people around here on their...[lowers voice] birthday! They take your wand, strip you naked and they shave every hair off your body, then they throw you in the black lake! Is that what you want for me?!
  • Elora: I'm impressed, Blaise. Your stories are getting better, at least more believable!
  • Blaise: What stories?!
  • Elora: Oh, like when you wanted to come home for that party and you swore the school was being terrorized by a pack of dementors?!

anonymous asked:

Hey, so I looked in the bio and it said requests for imagines are opened? You may have your plate full, but if you're bored or something? Anyways, I was wondering if you could do RFA getting jealous? Like a old highschool friend says hi to MC and gets a little too friendly? Or someone starts to flirt? At a café and gets a drink from someone at a different table? Again, just suggestions. Thank you~

Jealous RFA?



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Your cinnamon roll has school and you decide to come see him afterwards bc you’re going to the movies with him

So there you are, in front of the college campus

Wearing something hella cute

And the bois start staring bc they’ve seen Jesus you’re so beautiful

“So pretty~”, “Bih gon be mine”, “You ain’t about that life, Shinji”, stuff like that

And you have no clue this “Shinji” dude is about to approach you bc you see Yoosung 

He saw the guy and figured what he was trying to do from a distance and he was a little uneasy

But then you jump into Yoosung’s arms

And the dude freezes; his pride assassinated

Yoosung just feels a sense of triumph bc he won

And he just smugly winks and sticks his tongue out at the guy like “Haha, I’m the cutest fuck you”


The beast knight has a day off from work so he wanted to take you out for a stroll

He’s aware of the fangirls and paparazzi but just say the word and he’ll take you to somewhere private

YOU CAN’T CATCH ME DIRTY THOUGHTS (Dirty thoughts: *whispering* Yes we can~)

Anyway, he takes you to one of his favorite places to eat as the evening ends

You both sit at a booth and look at menus

It’s all good; you’re both just chatting about cute shit

And then, a waitress places a tall glass of Pina Colada (I’m Spanish; fite me keyboard) in front of you

But you’re like??? This isn’t my drink

But the waitress points to a guy and says, “Compliments from that man over there”

And the guy waves at you with a flirtatious smirk, probably tipsy

Zen doesn’t hesitate to get up and unleash his fury by slugging the guy in the face

You’re shooketh (not that you expected anything less; I mean come on, it’s Zen)

The drunkard gets scared and scampers away

You’re flattered Zenny protected you, but you assure him he didn’t have to do that

And he’s just like:

“Are you kidding, babe? There’s no way I can just stand there while some prick hits on you! You’re my princess, and I won’t lose my princess to anyone.”

*cue the otome heroine sparkles and blushies*

You just leave it at that and leave the restaurant with your knight in shining armor, hand in hand


Baehee may be a little stoic, but due to her insecurities, she’d be worried about you finding someone better


The pang in her heart happens when you run into your ex at the book store

Jaehee only takes a simple glance at her and automatically assumes the ex is a goddess compared to her own self

So she says nothing as the ex speaks small talk to you

After dismissing yourself, you and Jaehee leave and go home

Jaehee speaks to you again, but she sounds disheartened and you already know what’s up

You ask her what’s wrong and she says:

“I’m sorry, I just… felt uneasy.”

You can’t help but giggle, thinking how cute she looks, although you feel terrible that you haven’t noticed her behavior before

You assure her she’s the only one for you and there’s no need to feel like that

*cue the hugs~*

Jaehee feels a lot better now and she has nothing to worry about

Especially when she sees your ex again and she can simply give her a smug look




I mean don’t get me wrong, he’s caring and shit, but hE WON’T LOSE TO ANYONE

Then he’ll be like THIS in the end:

Originally posted by unemployedbuthappy

Anyway, it’s story time

You decide to visit his work place to give him his lunch you made yourself bc you’re wifey

And he’s speaking to a new intern, in which you recognize from somewhere

“(Y/N)? Oh my gosh, it really is you! We went to high school together, remember?”

You greet the man and agree that it’s been a while

You expect Jumin not to be so concerned but he’s like UM YOUR MAN IS RIGHT HERE

I guess the guy didn’t realize you and Jumin were married bc after talking with Jumin and taking the almost empty container, the guy asks if you want to stop and get a cup of coffee after work to catch up

Before you can answer, here comes Jumin with his super sonic hearing ass-

He just grabs your shoulders and kisses you in front of the guy

Then just says smirking: 

“I’ll see you at home, my angel.”

The guy is shook, everyone is shook, Beyonce makes a special appearance

The petty is real, guys


Saeyoung is unpredictable; let’s face it

He’ll either brush it off bc he already knows you love him or beat himself up at the possibility of losing you

Or both


He could’ve gotten jealous of a guy or girl, but nope

He’s jealous of a DOG

That’s right; you found a lost puppy outside without a collar and decide to take him in

Seven was on board with it at first, but later regretted it bc you’re spending more time with the puppy than with him


Like?? Really Seven? We can’t just ignore him

Of course you both make flyers so the owner could claim the pup, but it’s been about a week and he’s starting to lose hope

Before you decide to keep the puppy, a little girl and a woman knocks on the door with one of the flyers and a collar

The woman is the girl’s mother and explains her daughter lost the puppy at the park and is so happy he was found

It’s hard for you to let the puppy go (bc dogs are great), but you know it’s the right thing to do

Seven’s should be glad the puppy’s not here anymore, but he low-key misses him

But she shrugs it off like: “Oh well! I now have Lady 606 to myself! YAHOO!”

You laugh, surprised that Seven was jealous of an innocent puppy

But you still feel a little bad, so you shower him with attention and cuddles

Seven’s a happy boi

Originally posted by zajacs

great comet songs summarized by hamilton quotes
  • prologue: we have a war to fight, let's move along.
  • pierre: meanwhile in all the bleedin' and fightin', i've been readin' and writin'
  • moscow: and we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world!
  • the private and intimate life of the house: you'll be back. soon you'll see. you'll remember you belong to me.
  • natasha & bolkonskys: here's an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements! sweet jesus!
  • no one else: look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit, i'm helpless! down for the count, and i'm drowning in 'em.
  • the opera: i have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight. we were at a revel with some revels on a hot night.
  • natasha & anatole: trying to catch your eyes from the side of the ballroom.
  • natasha lost: how could i dO this?
  • the duel (part one): no more sex, pour me another brew, son!
  • the duel (part two): can we agree that duels are dumb and immature? sure, but your man has to answer for his words.
  • dust and ashes: i imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory. is this where it gets me? on my feet, several feet ahead of me? if i see it coming, do i run, or fire my gun, or let it be? there is no beat, no melody.
  • sunday morning: i take the children to church on sundays, the sign of the cross at the door.
  • charming: i'm so sorry to bother you at home, but i don't know where to go, and i came here all alone.
  • the ball: lord, show me how to say no to this, i don't know how to say no to this. in my mind i'm trying to go, then her (his) mouth is on mine, and i don't say no!
  • letters: why do you write like you're running out of time?
  • sonya & natasha: be careful with that one, love, he will do what it takes to survive.
  • sonya alone: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind. i love my sister more than anything in this life, i will choose her happiness over mine, every time.
  • preparations: rumors only grow, and we both know what we know.
  • balaga: no one has more resilience, or matches my practical, tactical brilliance!
  • the abduction: one last time, relax, have a drink with me. one last time, let's take a break tonight, and i'll teach you how to say goodbye.
  • in my house: most of them in my own house. DAMN! you ever see somebody ruin their own life?
  • a call to pierre: *jefferson voice* whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
  • find anatole: i'm not here for you.
  • pierre & anatole: congratulations. you have invented a new kind of stupid. a damage you can never undo kind of stupid. an open all the cages in the zoo kind of stupid. truly, you didn't think this through, KIND OF STUPID.
  • natasha very ill: i'm erasing myself from the narrative. you have torn it all apart, i'm watching it burn.
  • pierre & andrey: don't lecture ME about the war, you didn't fight in it! i almost died in a trench, while you were off getting high with the french!
  • pierre & natasha: if you see him in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. they are going through the unimaginable.
  • the great comet of 1812: let me tell you what i wish i'd known, when i was young and dreamed of glory.
30 sentence prompts
  • 01: "please stay"
  • 02: "I want to kiss you"
  • 03: "when I'm with you, nothing else matters"
  • 04: "I wish we could be more than this"
  • 05: "just stay with me, like this please"
  • 06: "will you lay with me beneath the night sky"
  • 07: "if I could do this all over again, I would"
  • 08: "my life would suck without you"
  • 09: "I wish you were here"
  • 10: "tell me that you love me"
  • 11: "I just want you to be with me, even just for a little bit"
  • 12: "you feel a lot like home"
  • 13: "can we take one step closer"
  • 14: "you're my favorite song"
  • 15: "you found me"
  • 16: "it's nice being loved back"
  • 17: "god gave me you and took you back"
  • 18: "we are a story slowly unfolding"
  • 19: "they said two is better than one and they're right"
  • 20: "i'll wait for you"
  • 21: "today was a fairytale"
  • 22: "I don't want to love somebody else"
  • 23: "I miss the old school love"
  • 24: "let me love you"
  • 25: "let's run away together"
  • 26: "you look beautiful"
  • 27: "I just want to show you off"
  • 28: "we keep this love in a photograph"
  • 29: "if you love me, let me know, before its too late"
  • 30: "love is not over"
  • *One Drink*
  • Emma: I'm still mad you lured me out here you know?
  • Regina: Would you rather be dealing with a bar fight? I'm sure I could start one with you.
  • Snow: This drink is amazing!
  • *Two Drinks*
  • Snow: Incoherent singing.
  • Emma: How is she already drunk?
  • Regina *shrugs*: She must not have our high tolerance...do you want to take her home or stay here with me?
  • *Three Drinks*
  • Snow: You guys are so pretty...god I wish you two could find happiness.
  • Emma: Me too...I'm sorry you had to let Robin go...again.
  • Regina: And I'm sorry about Hook...you're too good for him Emma.
  • Emma: And you're too good for Robin.
  • *Four Drinks*
  • Snow: Snoring.
  • Emma *laughs*: You look so beautiful like this.
  • Regina: Like what?
  • Emma: With your curls and that dress...all relaxed but hot.
  • *Five Drinks*
  • Emma: Thank you for bringing me out here. I needed this.
  • Regina: You're welcome. Are you okay?
  • Emma: I will be...what is in these drinks?
  • Regina: Alcohol...alcohol and more alcohol...maybe we should stop.
  • *Six Drinks*
  • Regina *drawls*: You're so pretty...why are you so pretty?
  • Emma: I don't know...why are you so cute?
  • Regina *laughs*: We must be magic!
  • Emma: Only together...
  • *They fall silent for several moments before turning to face one another. They move closer to one another before kissing.*
  • *The Next Morning*
  • Snow: We should go drinking more often!
  • Emma *smiles at Regina*: Definitely.

soooooo how ‘bout that finale huh?? I know it confirmed the fact that Max has shitty parents, but before the episode came out I was already writing a oneshot in which David finds out the truth one day when Max refuses to write a letter home to his parents for a camp activity. Here’s a snippet of it.

Do you think I should keep writing? It’d take place before the finale, of course, or I’d just write like it never happened. Would anyone be interested in me continuing this? :0

UPDATE: Thank you all so much for such supportive response! I couldn’t have gotten it done without your help :) You can read the final product here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11971467

  • Maggie (Seductively): So I know you bring your gun home, but could you possibly bring your handcuffs here too sometime?
  • Alex: I'm sorry, I can't take out government property without proper authorization and approval from my superior officer.
  • Maggie: Ok, scratch that Valentine's Day plan...
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