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How long have you been planning for Coulson to be the Ghost Rider – and what was Clark Gregg’s reaction to finding out that news?

Jeffrey Bell: To say he was happy, it would be an understatement.
Jed Whedon: I think what he said when we told him was, “I didn’t think I could geek out more,” but he was like, “It seems I can.”
Jeffrey Bell: Yeah, that was what he said. [x]

Imagine: making Tom relax on his birthday

To say Tom was a bit on edge would have been an understatement. With the recent GQ article talking about his previous girlfriend, and more rumors about how long the two of you would last or when you’d break up, he desperately needed a ‘lazy day’. So, you took it into your own hands, and made sure Thomas had nothing planned on his birthday until the night, when he could celebrate with family and friends.

The two of you had been long time friends, and after Thomas recovered from Taylor, you surprised each other by realizing you had buried shared emotions. You avoided the media as a couple, but the important people in your lives knew, and thanks to them, Tom Hiddleston got to have a relaxing birthday.

Said actor was currently in bed, boxers only, well past his normal waking time. His eyes eased open to the soft golden glow coming through the windows, and when he saw your heavenly smile at his side, he knew being 36 was going to be enjoyable.

“Good morning, love… What time is it?” He asked groggily, as he shifted to wrap his arms around your loosely clothed torso. You had taken to wearing Marvel pajamas as a joke with him, and currently, you just had undergarments and his Thor shirt, which was certainly oversized for you.

“9:26am.” You responded, after glancing at the clock. You heard Tom take in a sharp breath as his eyes widened, but you wrapped your arms around his neck and held him close, interrupting his worried thoughts. “Thomas, today is your birthday. You have earned a break, so don’t worry… That’s my job.” You joked lightly, running your fingers through his soft hair, letting your nails massage his scalp. He hummed contentedly at the feeling, letting his eyes close.

“Wh-What about-” he began, but soon felt your soft lips against his, prompting him to react in kind. His hands drifted to your waist and hair, but before he could lose himself in your embrace, you pulled back and smiled sweetly.

“Tom, it’s fine. Everything will be okay.” You reassured, before shifting so you straddled his waist and looked down at him, planting your hands to the sides of his head. “You deserve the world, but today, rest should do the trick. I’ll make some tea, pop in a movie or find a nice record, and we can while the day away doing whatever you want… except working.” You explained, your voice low and silky. Tom stared up at you with wonder in his eyes, as he let out a string of soft chuckles and reached his hands up to brush back your curtain of hair.

“What did I do to deserve you?” He asked, his voice wistful and loving. You chuckled lightly and leaned down, pressing your soft mouth to his in slow kisses. After a few seconds, you parted, but remained a breath away.

“You didn’t have to do anything… Now, any ideas for the day, birthday boy?” You asked with a growing grin. Thomas knew you were determined to give him a relaxing day, so he happily accepted that gift. However, he did have some plans of his own for you.

“Oh, darling… this is going to be the busiest day off we’ve ever had.”

Some stuff on @majesticduxk​ blog got me thinking and since I waste time pretty compulsively when I’m exhausted, here, have some lists.

I’ve compiled lists of the top twenty Destiel fics by Kudos, Bookmarks, Hits and Comments. Since kudos and bookmarks are both “one per reader,” I consider them the most reliable indicator of popularity (though keeping in mind that popularity does not equal quality necessarily and that popularity is self-perpetuating given how many people find fics by ranking by kudos - once a fic hits a certain escape velocity people will read it just because it’s popular). The other two lists - comments and hits - are much less reliable and are below the cut, as is a little discussion/analysis, and a “How many have YOU read” mini meme thing… (I’ve read 17…)

Top Twenty Destiel Fics on AO3 by Kudos (as of 2/21/2017, out of 63,000 fics)

  1. Twist and Shout by gabriel and standbyme (25,507 kudos)
  2. Dean Doesn’t Listen to Eurythmics by Annie D/scaramouche (11,308 kudos)
  3. An Exercise in ‘Worthless’ by beastofthesky (8969 kudos)
  4. Revealed by Valinde (Valyria) (7601 kudos)
  5. Angel’s Wild by LimonadeGaby and riseofthefallenone (7585 kudos)
  6. Into Your Hideaway by thepinupchemist (7322 kudos)
  7. How (thanks to Gabriel) Dean and Castiel (accidentally) raised each other (and Sam) by Vera (Vera_DragonMuse) (7169 kudos)
  8. A Room of One’s Own by NorthernSparrow (7031 kudos)
  9. Out of the Deep by riseofthefallenone (6588 kudos)
  10. Grey by Valinde (Valyria) (6417 kudos)
  11. Convenient Husbands by Annie D (scaramouche) (5805 kudos)
  12. Forget-Me-Not-Blues by noangelsinthegarrison (5614 kudos)
  13. When Charlie Met Cas by riseofthefallenone (5575 kudos)
  14. Real Slick Dean by trilliath (5563 kudos)
  15. In This Secluded Spot I respond As I Wouldn’t Dare Elsewhere by RhymePhile (5510 kudos)
  16. The Breath of All Things by KismetJeska (5347 kudos)
  17. Unfamiliar by riseofthefallenone (5201 kudos)
  18. Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) by kototyph (5125 kudos)
  19. A Hole in the World by AnnelieseMichel (5125 kudos)
  20. A Beginner’s Guide to Communing with the Dead by suspiciousflashlight (5038 kudos)

Top Twenty Destiel Fics on AO3 by Bookmarks

  1. Twist and Shout (5775 bookmarks) (1st by kudos)
  2. An Exercise in ‘Worthless’ (3384 bookmarks) (3rd by kudos)
  3. Angel’s Wild (2434 bookmarks 95th by kudos)
  4. How (thanks to Gabriel) Dean and Castiel (accidentally) raised each other (and Sam) (2295 bookmarks) (7th by kudos)
  5. Convenient Husbands (2203 bookmarks) (11th by kudos)
  6. Out of the Deep (2126 bookmarks) (9th by kudos)
  7. Grey (2057 bookmarks) (10th by kudos)
  8. The Breath of All Things (2008 bookmarks) (16th by kudos)
  9. A Beginner’s Guide to Communing with the Dead (1951 bookmarks) (20th by kudos)
  10. A Room of One’s Own (1923 bookmarks) (8th by kudos)
  11. Into Your Hideaway (1828 bookmarks) (6th by kudos)
  12. Forget-Me-Not-Blues (1796 bookmarks) (12th by kudos)
  13. Revealed (1789 bookmarks) (4th by kudos)
  14. Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) (1770 bookmarks) (18th by kudos)
  15. Peanut Butter-Pumpkin Wedding Cake by Sparseparsley (1692 bookmarks) (22nd by kudos)
  16. Painted Angels by WinJennster (1665 bookmarks) (21st by Kudos)
  17. Have Love, Will Travel by squeemonster (1515 bookmarks) (30th by kudos)
  18. A Hole in the World (1468 bookmarks) (19th by kudos)
  19. The Best Years of Our Lives, My Ass by ireallyhatecornnuts (CharleyFoxtrot) (1402 bookmarks) (35th by kudos)
  20. Real Slick Dean (1363 bookmarks) (14th by kudos)

Based on feedback to this post I decided to do a survey of people currently in the Destiel fandom on Tumblr, asking their favorite authors and favorite fics, and I have been posting that data on my Tumblr. You can access a collection of ALL fics that received “favorite” votes on that survey HERE, and the Top 20 List produced from that list here, and please follow me to see other posts about the data!

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I’m trying to come back to drawing just with graphite pencils.

So here I am with a sketch of @amazingphil .


Dark colors specially for @danisnotonfire 

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anonymous asked:

Okay but my fave trope in literally anything is one partner going absolutely speechless when they see their partner all dressed up for a date or somethin, and all i can imagine is rad all dressed up in something fancy (either a tux or a really cute dress) and ray is just starstruck by how handsome rad is

Okay but honestly same Nonnie, like I live for that trope which is whY THIS GOT SO LONG BC I GOT REALLY INTO IT SORRY;;;; TTwTT

same, Raymond~ TTTwTTT <3;;;;


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Inktober Day 16

“For the glory of Merlin, daylight is mine to command!”

Jim Lake, Jr. from Trollhunters, inked on metallic card stock.

An anon asked me a while ago to draw the Africans so here’s the first one! I think Kenya would be tall and athletic and have a big sister sort of personality!

If you haven’t seen the Africans before, well, there’s not much to see so there’s a lot of artistic freedom involved here.

  • Rumple: So, now that Gideon's a baby again and I did the right thing... makeup/makeout session?
  • Belle: Hell no.
  • Rumple: Wait, what?
  • Belle: You did ONE good thing, that doesn't excuse the hell you put me through or what you were planning to do to him. Every time you make it seem like you've changed, it always ends up coming back to bite me in the ass, and until I get good, solid proof that this is permanent, Gideon and I are moving into Snow's apartment, since the Charmings are getting a farm.
a short description of every single song in the Lightning Thief Musical
  • Prologue/The Day I Got Expelled: what the fuck is this shit i didn't want any of this help me
  • Strong: your dad isn't a screw up and neither are you
  • The Minotaur/The Weirdest Dream: bye mom lmao/ who the hell is this beautiful chick comin towards me
  • Another Terrible Day: i hate my job and my life
  • Their Sign: i have a lot of questions to ask the gods, and one is "what the hell?"
  • Put You in Your Place: Fuck You: the Musical Edition
  • Campfire Song: the gods are assholes and here's why
  • The Oracle: Moving The Plot Ahead: the Musical
  • Good Kid: i'm tryin my best and everything in my life has gone to shit help me
  • Killer Quest!: we're goin on an adventure to save the world woohoo
  • Lost!: who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put the fate of the world in the hands of two twelve year olds and a goat man? also where are we
  • My Grand Plan: i have a plan and all of yall bitches underestimating me is getting in my way
  • Drive: make it to la or else everything explodes oh look we're almost there
  • The Weirdest Dream (Reprise): howdy hey Grandpa Kronos is back
  • The Tree on the Hill: my friend is dead and it's my fault
  • D.O.A.: Y'all are Trapped: Featuring Dead Musicians
  • Son of Poseidon: i didn't ask for this but i'm still gonna whoop your ass
  • The Last Day of Summer: End of Summer Crisis: Featuring Betrayal
  • Bring on the Monsters: is this over? no? oh well, bring it on bitches
peter parker x reader drabble // dating

IDKIDKIDKIDKIDK I HOPE PEOPLE READ THIS. THESE ARE SUPER CUTE AND FLUFF AND I’M HELL PROUD OF THEM. Make sure you message me for a request if you want! I wanna continue to make these.



• the first time was so awkward. you wanted to cuddle him you had no idea how to ask Peter. he didn’t know where to put his hands or anything..

•"w-where do i put my hands Y/N…“

• “do I move closer or like do you move closer pete…?”

“just come here.”


• “Yeah, okay, pete. ‘Accidently’.”

• “iM serioUs i-I-”

“Just hold me, Peter. I’m just messing with you.”

• you’d cuddle ALL THE TiME. sometimes you’d fall asleep and he’d have to wake you up.

“You were snoring…sorry”

• lots and LOTS of hugs.

•you’d hug more than kiss. he’d hold you for like 20 minutes straight.

• “let’s stay like this forever.”

• “perfectly fine with me.”

•he’d be moody sometimes because hed have lack of sleep due to being, well, spiderman. he wouldn’t be that rude, but he’d be a bit grumpy and would just want to cuddle you and sleep.

• “ugH”

• “what now, Pete?”

• “im.so.tired. I literally hate EVERYTHING

• “That explains your mood, come cuddle then.”

•he’d try and get into everything you are. movies, books, and every TV show you’re into.

• yet he’d be so confused????

•he finally tells you that he’s spiderman, and you freak out a little more than he expected..

• “wHA- you’re…hOW..all this time.wHY DIDNT U TELL ME PET-..”

•” bABE pLEASE relax I’m okay. May is in the other room!“

•"p..Peter this is im…your literally..holy shi-”

• he just shuts you up by kissing you lmao

•aunt may LOVING you.

•every time you’d come over she’d give you such a big hug

•lmao when she accidentally caught you and Peter making out

• “guys, do you wait Thai? I burnt the lasagna ag- wHAT THE FU?”

• “wE weRe jUs- noThI- iTS noT whAT yOu tHi-”

•"this is why I like the door OPEN!“

•Peter highkey being nervous around you half the time

•you guys were just a shy and awkward couple

• you’d catch each other staring half the time and both would get red af

• stuttering was VERY VERY common

• sometimes he’d be way to nervous to hold your hand but he’d end up doing it while avoiding eye contact with you (sO CUTRIEIFIF)

• someone would be like, “you guys are so cute.” And both of you would blush madly.

• he’d ALWAYS rub your back. especially if you were sad or had a stressful day. you wouldn’t even have to ask, he’s just do it.

• playing with his hair. he LOVES IT

• he’d play with your hair too and say how much he loves your hair even tho u hate it

• basically he sees no flaws like he’s so pure

•PDA was not your thing, Peter wish he would have known before

•"hey cutie" he’d try to kiss you at school and you’d turn away, blushing.

•"oh.“ he’d get all sad and you’d instantly rEGRET IT bc he’s so cute and innocent

•"o..shit, no no no nO, Pete I just don’t like PDA.”

•"aww. my precious little bean.“

• nicknames for you include: bean, babe, baby, cutie, love, angel, bEAUTIFUL, sunshine, (any kind of nickname u have???), and “my gIRL”

• nicknames for him include: pete, penis parker (it was only okay if YOU called him that. everyone else can fuk oFF), spidey, hot stuff, bug boy, web boy, babe, and cutie.

• when he knew you were embarrassed he’d lightly tease you but proceed to hug you while you hide your pink face in his chest.

• “your laugh is so cute!”

•"peter, sTOPPP. I’m embarrassed now..“

• “aww! oh, my god you’re literally the cutest thing ever especially when you blush. i-i lobe you so so much..just like, wow..come here, Y/N.”

• “you teasing me makes it so much worse.”

•the pUNS

• "hey pete..are u a fruit?”

• “…Y/N.”

• “cuz u would be a fINE APPLE”

• “ur a keeper…”

• he’d compliment you every chance he got

• “you’re literally so beautiful.”

• “i-i don’t know why you like me but holy fuck you do you’re so gorgeous and -”

•  “you’re beautiful too, Pete.”

• “shi- i meant you’re um…handsome i dunno”

• the first i love you happened accidentally, but you both meant it.

• “Peter, you know I love you but I just want you to be safe out ther…FUCK”

• “did you just…oh my gOD”

• “o fUCK, I’m sorry pete I-i didn’t I mean I don-”

• “it’s okay. i love you too, dork .”

• "i think it’s safe to say that i larb you…?” • “don’t make me regret saying it at all, pete.” •.“wAIT WAIT NO I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU”