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The ominous FBI (or Department of Homeland Security) “terror warning” has become such a staple of the on-going, seemingly endless “war on terror” (d/b/a war on ISIS), we hardly even notice it anymore. Marked by a feedback loop of extremist propaganda, unverifiable claims about “online chatter” and fuzzy pronouncements issued by a neverending string of faceless Muslim bad guys, and given PR cover by FBI-contrived “terror plots,” the specter of the impending “attack” is part of a broader white noise of fear that never went away after 9/11. Indeed, the verbiage employed by the FBI in this latest warning —“we’re asking people to remain vigilant”—implies no actual change of the status quo, just an hysterical nudge to not let down our collective guard.


There’s only one problem: These warnings never actually come to fruition. Not rarely, or almost never, but—by all accounts—never. No attacks, no arrests, no suspects at large.

Imagine ults Tony finding out that (ults) Steve is still alive. Imagine Fury telling him and Tony is in complete and utter denial– drinking a bit more to take the edge off because he cannot risk believing that Steve’s still alive and getting his heart torn again. Imagine when Tony actually sees Steve he starts laughing hysterically before crying and saying that Steve can’t be here it’s impossible– he watched Steve die. Steve is overwhelmed and unable to respond with Tony’s surprising reaction, stuttering and then pausing entirely when Tony leans against the wall and covers his mouth while crying harder. Steve holding Tony and stilling himself– to which Tony calms himself to the rhythm of Steve’s heart beat; basking in the sound of it because it’s proof that Steve’s with him.

my side hurt like HELL for a minute and I looked up at my computer screen and started to think that if I died/passed out like that my dad would find me dead/unconscious in front of a johnlock fanfic and it made me laugh so much that my side hurt even more, so I was like, a hand on my side, in pain, laughing hysterically, trying to close the fanfic

video of my face and me laughing hysterically for several minutes then the camera pans over and reveals im watching a pot of water boil

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One of the many selfie dumps from this weekend! I’m so, so happy with how Concept!Fenris turned out… I still can’t believe how amazing the weekend was. I’ll get some detailed pictures of my cosplay in a photoshoot sometime this month- I was too busy taking pictures of everyone else! 

Side note: Marian Hawke and I cut out crushed velvet favors and handed them out to the squad <3 And Dio’s photobombing was hysterical. 

Happily Drunk (Michael Clifford)

It was almost the crack of dawn and you were still up, play fighting with your best friend Michael. Everyone had already got cabs home from the hectic house party the two of you threw.

You and Michael had a bit too much to drink, causing the both of you to get out of control. “You know y/n, the dress you’re wearing is so sexy.” Michael slurred, pointing at the fabric covering your chest. “Thank you Michael.” You said back, hardly getting out your words. “Oh my god it’s almost 4am!” Michael stumbled, tripping into the wall, causing you to laugh hysterically.

“Pass me another drink Michael!” You pushed him playfully, resting your head on his shoulder. Even thought it was late at night you and Michael just enjoyed each other’s company, more than usual.

“Y/n, I think you should not have another drink, you’re a mess!” Michael giggled before he tripped over his own feet. “I think you should shut up Clifford, and you think I’m a mess. Dumbass.” you said, tapping him on the shoulder.

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anonymous asked:

To give an M!A, or not to give an M!A. That is the question. Eh. I'll give you one. M!A: All pieces of clothing tickle.

“Wha-?! *poof!* Pffft *hysterical laughing* Stoop!! ARTHUUURR!! *throws off vest and ribbon running away*”

It ticklesss!!! Help!!

IM NOT KIDDING. LOOK IN MY SEARCH BAR. I GOOGLED “KEEP CALM AND LOVE COLIN FIRTH” BECAUSE I WANTED THE SAME MUG TARON HAD IN HIS SELFIE AND ALL I GOT WAS THINGS THAT SAID “KEEP CALM AND LOVE TARON EGERTON” OMFG I CANT EVEN THIS IS HYSTERICAL.

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In the process of procrastinating I’ve discovered the dark side of youtube. I went from laughing hysterically to feeling all heart touched and teary. Thanks youtube.

Loca has a form of ataxia that makes it impossible to run, but she still gives it her best!

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Favorite Scenes [446/∞]

“We were living out of a car once. Uncle Nick had kicked us out. Couldn’t find anyone else who’d take us in. Lip and Ian and me were sleeping in the backseat when Frank pulled over, middle of the night. I think it was Holstead. He told me to take the boys, and sit on the curb and he’d be right back. I was six. Few hours later, we’re still sitting on the sidewalk, and Ian’s head is burning up. He’s hysterical. I don’t know what to do. So, I ran down the street. Lip under one arm, Ian under the other, trying to flag down help. It would’ve been easier scoring crack than getting a ride to the clinic. I finally made it on foot. They said Ian had a fever of 104. Another couple hours, and who knows? I didn’t find Frank till a couple days later. First thing he asked me was how much money I had on me. I wish I could say that was the only time, but it was just the first.”